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We are the insane Gryffindors from the forums, bringing you our infamous Three Word Stories...

Authors Include:

harrypotterfangirl21 (a.k.a. Katie, who is *slightly* insane.)

Noel Weasley (Lindsay! I'm Krazy!)

Secret Seeker (Martina! NOT Krazy! lol jk Lindsay)

voldy (Farwa- Veeery Krazyy!!! *huggles Lindsay*...Offically classified as dangerously nutty...)

TheFluffyBunnyOfDOOM (Hannah .. I finally fit in he Flying Cow! Certified insane. :D)

beauty and brains (Known as Ash or Ashley upon the forums, and lets not forget what Lindsey of Hufflepuff calls me: Girl Who Is Too Obsessed With Challenges!!!)

-Stubbornly_appeared (Stubby! Right now, I'm just wondering why my name isn't on here. 0_o 'Cause I'm so important. *wink*)

Euphrates (Kate's here! Let the party begin! *cricketcricket*)

xombie (I'm Manu, the leader of the zombie pack. Zombies are comininggggg to eat you!!! Manu is currently searching for her lost brain ;)

(There are also others who did not ask for the password to this account, and therefore did not add their names. Like Kate, but then she asked.)

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)
Hail to the Bunnies!!

Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can - Danny Kaye

Do not doubt my sanity... I have none.

Have you ever realised that the main traits of a Gryffindor (daring, nerve, chivarly) are just nicer ways to say recklessness, cheekiness, and overly-dramaticness?

Bravery is just a nicer way of saying stupidity

Kate's Edit: But that makes being a Gryffie fun!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (Just kinda)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fan fiction, copy this into your profile

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Californiagirl1426, Lindsay Lupin, Noel Weasley, TheThreeWordStory,

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they donít have a screen name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesnít even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.


"He flew through the sky in much the same way that bricks don't." -Douglas Adams

"It is a mistake to think that you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." -Douglas Adams


Oh we are the Gryffindors, the wacky wacky Gryffindors.
Hear us yell, hear us roar; hear us hear us hear us cheer for Gryffindor!

For we are the writers, the wacky wacky writers.
We love the bunnies, oh, please save the bunnies, for they are not the fighters.

We are the Toasters, the wacky wacky Toasters!
Watch us shove a pop-tart into the toaster now!

Look at us, the wacky wacky us!
We are in the hospital, (the wacky wacky hospital) for second and third degree burns, because of the wacky wacky pop tart, how about you?

~Lindsay! (little old musical me)

Woah, that was insane, Lindsay. Have you ever seen PPP (Potter Puppet Pals)? I can totally picture Ron and Harry singing that....

Lindsay: *Smiles*

What's this? We have a new TWS coming soon, perhaps? 0_o

This one has a semblance of a a plot AND next-gen-liness! Who doesn't love Rose, Scorpius, James, and crazy cameos by petulant poltergiests, inane insomniacs, angry adults, and... other stuff. *wink*

Beware the Toasters!
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