Penname: Madam Puddifoot [Contact]
Real name: Zainab (pronounced Zay-nab.) I am also known as Zainy-pops (Do NOT ask!) and, for some bizarre reason, CocoZainyExterminater... Again, do NOT ask!
Member Since: 07/02/07
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♥ . x . X . x . M A D A M P U D D I F O O T . x . X . x . ♥

Greetings, Earthlings! I come in peace.

I am simply a day-dream prone, chocoholic alien from Planet Mars. I have been sent by my people to investigate the human obsession with a boy named 'Harry Potter.'

MISSION OBJECTIVES

- Write romance fan fiction stories for this rather lovely website.

- Watch Harry Potter films using a very useful machine known as a DVD player.

- Irritate members of the human species by pretending to be an imbecile named Lord Voldemort.

- Mourn the tragic death of Severus Snape.

- And eat chocolate, of course.

I will see you soon, my Earthling friends. For now:

Goodbye!
Ciao!
Adios!
Hasta La Vista! (baby!)

xXx

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