Random fact (useless info): It's impossible to lick your elbow unless you're double-jointed. (I'll bet you're trying to lick it now.)
Questions to ponder:
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,
why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
If there's no such thing as a stupid question, what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask a question?
"In math, you don't understand things, you just get used to them."
"When everybody is somebody, then nobody is anybody."
"Laugh at yourself before anyone else can."
"Better to remain silent and be thought an idiot than to speak up and remove all doubt."
"Be yourself because the people who mind don't matter and the people that matter don't mind."
"Chocolate: here today, gone today." (Thanks, notabanana!!)
"People are like stained glass windows, they sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when darkness sets in, their true beauty is only seen if there is a light within."
"People are like puzzle pieces. They will never quite fit into somebody else's place any more than somebody else can fit into theirs"
"Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying."
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