Penname: Malfoy_Granger [Contact]
Real name: Zoe Barocas
Member Since: 03/04/11
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My dream is to meet Tom Felton, have him fall in love with me, then have a bunch of little Dracos. Oh, my God. Did I really just write that?

Yes, I did. Draco Malfoy/Tom Felton is my one and only, and everyday I kill myself by writing about how he falls in love with that buck-toothed, bushy-haired, smart-ass, know-it-all Mublood Granger.

Either Tim the Enchanter or me should rule the world.

I'm a third year Slytherin Pureblood (and proud of it!), my arch-nemesis is that asshole Weaslette, and I spend my free time making merciless fun of Loony Lovegood.

P.S. My other dream is to be allowed to hex Harry Potter, his ginger best friend and his stupid, pet, Mudblood beaver into oblivion and back again.
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