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Padfoot: Well, I'm me! Strong, handsome, compassionate, loving, caring, kind at heart-"

Prongs: "Psh, whatever. You're a lazy, arrogant, cheating, lying, evil, twisted little-"

Padfoot: "Hey! A little respect. After all I did just help you impress Evans."

Prongs: "What are you talking about?"

Padfoot: "At dinner. Don't you remember? I stopped you from throwing that grape at Snape."

Prongs: "You threw that grape which hit his goblet and spilled pumpkin juice all over him. Then you blamed me in front of Lily!"

Padfoot: "Oh... well it's the thought that counts!"

Prongs: "WHAT THOUGHT?"

Lily: "What are you two doing?"

Padfoot: "Ah, Lily, Prongs was just talking about you."

Lily: "Oh really, James? Thinking of throwing more grapes at my friend?"

Prongs: "It was Padfoot!"

Padfoot: "I have no idea what you're talking about."

Prongs: "Lies!"

Lily: "You two are so immature. What's that you're holding?"

Padfoot: "It's a tape recorder."

Lily: "What? Those aren't suppose to work here!"

Prongs: "Padfoot bewitched it. It's a long story."

Lily: "Well hand it over. They aren't aloud."

Padfoot: "That's not a rule!"

Lily: "Oh really? Want to go ask McGonagall? While we're there we can unmask the real grape-thrower."

Padfoot: "You're mental."

Lily tries to grab the recorder.

Padfoot: "Get away you mental witch!"

Lily: "You aren't aloud to have that! Hand it over!"

Padfoot: "Never! You can take it from my cold, dead hands!"

Prongs: "Let it go, Padfoot!"

Padfoot: "Stupify!"

Prongs: "Padfoot, you just stunned her!"

Padfoot: "She was asking for it!"

Prongs: "She's going to kill us when she's back to normal."

Padfoot: "I think it's time for us to get up to the dorm."

Prongs: "Yeah, it's been a long day."

Padfoot: "Night, Evans!"
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