Penname: TheGoldPhoenix [Contact]
Real name: Jaz
Member Since: 05/25/05
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Dear readers,

I appreciate your concern over the recent loss of my mind. The tragic accident, and the condolences which followed were most satisfactory. The pain I suffered at this terrible loss was nothing in comparison to the wonderful insurance policy returns. I appreciate your donations, and they will go to a good cause, namely, buying a dozen pairs of purple socks with offensive slurs imprinted on them in gold leaf paint.
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