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“Oh, please! You heard me.” Pomona put her hands on her hips and smiled in a way unthinkable for a Hufflepuff. “You wouldn’t last a day without it. Nobody would be afraid of you, if you couldn’t give out detentions like Albus his hard candy!”
The sheer possibility was so ridiculous that for a second Snape really considered laughing, but then remembered he didn’t really like doing it and probably forgot how to anyway.
1st-2nd Years [Reviews
Category: Humor Fics
Canon Compliance: Canon? What Canon?Warnings: None
06/11/17 Updated On:
Story Notes: Author’s Notes: One fine day I was going through what I might call the nicest hangover of my life. I was dozing off and had one of those funny lucid dreams… Yeah, you know. Thus, I was blessed by the sinister powers that undoubtedly guide my despicable self, with a vision of yet another Let’s-Torture-Snape scenario. As you all might have noticed, I rarely never write any HP fic that does not involve the aforementioned gentleman and since I don’t really care for canon either, please don’t expect this story to be life-changing or particularly serious. It’s just a silly little one-shot that I hope you all will enjoy. Having said that… Let’s crack on with the show!
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Disclaimer: As you all might have already figured out, I am, in fact, not J.K. Rowling, nor do I claim any rights to the world and characters she created. Everything you see here is a figment of my twisted imagination and was written purely for my amusement. Any resemblance between the characters in this story and any persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental (except you, Jessica… B��”ch).