But when the rumor reaches the teachers’ lounge, closet romantics Minerva McGonagall and Charity Burbage can’t help formulating a plan. It’s about time those two got some, and they intend to make it happen. With a little help from the writings of one William Shakespeare (a very intelligent Muggle indeed) and some bribing of the castle paintings, they set out to make two people – a man in love with his cat and a woman in love with her books – fall in love with each other…
…just in time for the Yule Ball.
Ratings: 3rd-5th Years [ - ]
Category: Humor Fics
Canon Compliance: None
Chapters: 4 Completed?: No
Wordcount: 7323 Viewcount: 11565
Published on: 08/11/11 Updated On: 06/10/12
Story Notes: With all the recent Harry Potter madness surrounding the last movie, I felt like watching The Philosopher's Stone again... and when I did, I remembered this fic, which I had started writing a long time ago and never finished. Being both a librarian and a cat person, I can't help but have a little soft spot for Pince and Filch. And while this isn't strictly canon, I'm pretty sure it was implied at least once.
I hope you have as much fun reading it as I did writing it! I promise it's not too disgusting, but I'll try to keep it in-character too. Reviews would be lovely. ^^