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Kill Bill (And Arthur) by Schmerg_The_Impaler, Nevilles Girl

Summary: It is a blustery day in Hogsmeade, and Arthur and Bill Weasley are minding their own business. That is, until they each receive letters instructing them to mind each other's business in a most intrusive and rather final sort of way.

But this is not just about Arthur and Bill. They happen to be a small part of a much bigger, much more ambitious scheme that they know nothing about, run by a frighteningly powerful organization. What exactly is going on, and what exactly will Arthur and Bill do?

Written as an entry for the Gauntlet, by Schmerg_The_Impaler of Hufflepuff house (most of the Bill bits) and Neville's Girl of Slytherin house (most of the Arthur bits). Probably the strangest thing either of us has ever written.
Ratings: 1st-2nd Years [ - ]
Category: Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Canon Compliance: None
Warnings: None
Serie: None
Chapters: 1 Completed?: Yes
Wordcount: 8496 Viewcount: 2170
Published on: 06/30/08 Updated On: 07/02/08

1. Chapter One and Only by Nevilles Girl [ - ] (8496 words)
We are really odd. Neither of us own Harry Potter or this website, and neither of us will be able to pay the hospital bill for the psychiatric hospital you'll be admitted to once you've read this very strange story. Arthur is written in third person and Bill is written in first person. Apologies to Quentin Tarantino for the title. Yeah, this is really long for a one-shot. Please bear with us!