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Long-Distance Extendable Ears by Schmerg_The_Impaler

Summary: Fred is dead.

But that's just the beginning! Because one of George's ears is up in heaven, and the other is down on earth...

Oh, the possibilities!

Written for the Next Great Adventure challenge on the MNFF beta boards. I am Schmerg_The_Impaler of Hufflepuff House.
Twice nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts Story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quills Awards!
Ratings: 3rd-5th Years [ - ] Past Featured Story
Category: Post-Hogwarts
Characters: None
Canon Compliance: None
Warnings: Character Death
Serie: None
Chapters: 1 Completed?: Yes
Wordcount: 9446 Viewcount: 6977
Published on: 10/29/07 Updated On: 10/31/07

1. Chapter One and Only by Schmerg_The_Impaler [ - ] (9446 words)
This story has been in the making since DH first came out. Well, I don't own Harry Potter, but I do own Eglantine and Edwin and Esmerelda. Furthermore, I made references to the following things that I don't own: Monty Python, the Bible, the Beatles, Martin Luther King Junior, Pirates of the Caribbean, Reeses Pieces, Little Shop of Horrors, E.T., and stuff.

My friend says Eglantine reminds her of Lady Sibyl Ramkin from Discworld. Meh.