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How Ironic, Mr. Malfoy by Schmerg_The_Impaler

Summary: Lucius Malfoy is most infamous for being excessively proud of his ancestry and for his disdain for Muggle-borns. But what if he received a letter that changed everything? Takes place during OotP, and it's AU.

Contains snippets of humour.

For the "Dreams" challenge in the fanfiction beta boards... I am Schmerg_The_Impaler of Hufflepuff House.
Ratings: 1st-2nd Years [ - ]
Category: Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Canon Compliance: None
Warnings: None
Serie: None
Chapters: 2 Completed?: Yes
Wordcount: 3623 Viewcount: 6041
Published on: 01/23/07 Updated On: 02/16/07

1. Chapter 1: In Which Owls Become Lucius's Hair Accessories by Schmerg_The_Impaler [ - ] (1397 words)
In this story, Lucius’s full name is Lucius Aelius Malfoy. Lucius Aelius Caesar was the adopted son of Hadrian. Also, although the ‘blessing’ that Aethonia Malfoy makes regarding Voldemort sounds humorous, I imagine that she takes it very seriously and sees no humour in it. Additionally, I mention ‘poisonous’ snakes several times. I know that, scientifically speaking, the snakes that I mention are ‘venomous,’ but Aethonia is no scientist (after all, she’s a witch) and I doubt she would call them ‘venomous snakes.’

Oh, and by the way, many thanks to my beta, GreyLady, for her excellent help!


2. Chapter 2: In Which Our Hero Is Terrorized By A Doorbell by Schmerg_The_Impaler [ - ] (2226 words)
(Too bad I don't own Harry Potter. And by the way, I'm really sorry for taking so long posting this story. Complications arose, ensued, were overcome.)