Reviewer: Henrietta_Black
Date: 03/10/05 13:00
Chapter: Part 2: Hermione's Confession

This is soooooooooooooooo................etc. hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait to read the rest, which I will do as soon as I can get a break from my 'hectic' scedule!!!!

Reviewer: Ella Norman
Date: 03/07/05 15:36

All right, every time I see you update something in your summary screams at me: It's excerpt. Not extract. I'm sorry. That is all.

Author's Response: I'm sorry, but I'm not bothered to change it...And i think you can say extract from story.

Reviewer: WarmRain
Date: 03/03/05 19:47
Chapter: Part 11

Have I told you how much I love you?

Author's Response: No? But cool ok.

Reviewer: myOBSESSION17
Date: 03/01/05 14:54

OH MY GOD! this. was. absolutley. BRILLIANT! Salad fingers is the best thing in the world! (all though i did hear that the guy that made it is on LSD's...) this is HILLARIOUS! you are an awesome fanfic writer...keep up the good work! (i rated this a ten!) "His...(wretch)" i laughed so hard my sister thought i was having a heart attack! you are truly a humor fanfic writer.

Reviewer: Emporer Dan
Date: 03/01/05 8:20

I like it. It's funny, and for once, i think a humor story might actually have a climax!(saribi coming for hermione) please don't give this story a pointless ending.

Author's Response: How could you even SUGGEST such a thing? Despite what my story suggests, I can actually write, so I promise a dramatic ending. Hahahahaha, I was writing it today in English. I've written SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much more than posted on this site. I'm just not going to put it up until it's completely done.

Reviewer: SnowyOwl2
Date: 02/21/05 12:25
Chapter: Part 4

Uhhhh.... very random. ????

Reviewer: call_me_responsible
Date: 02/18/05 2:06
Chapter: Part 11

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... I think I'm about to implode... I want more story.. no.. I NEED MORE STORY!! (refer to last post with people abusing me cause I wouldn't give the story up)

Author's Response: ok...more story you shall have.

Reviewer: Firebolt_91
Date: 02/15/05 19:39
Chapter: Part 1- Otherwise known as part 10. Wait, I can do better than that. The depravity continues. That is what it does.

That was depressing. WHY DID ERROL DIE??? WHY IS MRS. WEASLEY EVIL???

Author's Response: depressing? You clearly have missed the point of this story. The reason Mrs. Weasley is evil is all explained at the end. Errol dies because i felt like it. how is hermione writhing around on the breakfast table with an owl not funny? Is there something wrong with me?

Reviewer: WarmRain
Date: 02/13/05 13:01
Chapter: Part 11

Most boys...well...the ones that I personally, have no ability to write whatsoever (try a sequel to Rapunzel in which Rapunzel's daughter has a long beard). *10*

Author's Response: That's a fairly wack idea alright. I'll take this review as a compliment.

Reviewer: loligo8me
Date: 02/13/05 5:18
Chapter: Part 2: Hermione's Confession

... :o What da...? I...I don't know... lol nothing is sacred in this... ok all that barfing was pretty discusting... but...funny...weird, creepy funny... I think... yes... yes...

Reviewer: crazy
Date: 02/12/05 20:05
Chapter: Part 11

ggrrr! im going crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ha. haha. that's my penname. crazy. haha. right sorry, anyway this is a good story like i said an hour just really bored cus i sent in a story n its been in queue for TWO WHOLE HOURS! I CANT TAKE THE SUSPENSE ANYMORE, DARN IT! uh....10/10

Author's Response: You do know you have to wait a few days for a new post to come up don't you? 'Cause I can't tell if you're being sarcastic, but anyway, thankyou for review! and I might go check if your story is up now.

Author's Response: Ok, crazy does not exist in the search. Oh well I'll get over it, but is your story up now or what?

Reviewer: crazy
Date: 02/12/05 19:00
Chapter: Part 11

lol i started laughing hysterically when sarabi was like 'TELL ME OR I'LL EAT YOU!' HAHAHAH THAT *LAUGH* WAS *CHOKE* SO *GIGGLE* FUNNY!!!!! * BURSTS OUT LAUGHING* MUAHAHAHAHHA RON IS GOING TO DIE I KNOW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!! PURPLE HIPPOS ARE COMING!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, FROM JOHN SMITH! HE'S MY COUSIN'S UNCLE'S FRIEND'S SISTER'S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT UNCLE, TWICE REMOVED!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! sorry for that outburst. I like your story. I have to go now. I need to go to therapy! My thereapist says I get a new jacket today! and she said it's white too! I love white jackets! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!

Reviewer: Kelsid
Date: 02/12/05 10:42
Chapter: Part 11

NOOO I can't believe Ron did that! Well actually I can, because I want Hermione to get eaten because she's being so EVIL!!!!

Reviewer: ThelovelyladyLily
Date: 02/12/05 7:09
Chapter: Part 1- Otherwise known as part 10. Wait, I can do better than that. The depravity continues. That is what it does.

I love this story! I've never read a humour fic that actually has a structure...or at least seems to. I love the bit about Mufasa and Sarabi, does the newspaper thing mean Hermione is going to turn into a monster? I love the newspaper article was good... but one question, my friends said the 'Yeah, but no, but yeah' part is from Little Britain. Great story! *10*

Author's Response: Yes that yeah but no is from Little Britain. There are a few parts like that now, but I'm going back to edit (heavily actually) and I'll prabably only keep one of these Vicky rants, however much I love her, if any.

Reviewer: Azrael
Date: 02/12/05 6:32

Well...I'm still sad over the loss of Errol...*grins* Just kidding. I still LUV THE STORY!

Reviewer: Firebolt_91
Date: 02/07/05 23:51
Chapter: Part 6

That was so sad...why these people in their combine funeral?

Author's Response: Well. There was a combined funeral for all the massacre'D students from that class with Professor Vector, and I wasn't going to have 6 individual funerals, and it's like: THEY WERE ALL MASSACRE'D! Let's give them a combined funeral. I dunno. The reason was it was easier for me. And yes, it was all really sad...I shed a tear while I was writing it. Haha, thanks for review! My responses are getting longer, more pointless and confusing every time...

Reviewer: WarmRain
Date: 02/06/05 11:19
Chapter: Part 1- Otherwise known as part 10. Wait, I can do better than that. The depravity continues. That is what it does.

I find it surprising (take no offense) that a story as clever as this and portraying females as insane as they literally are...could be written by a DUDE. *10*

Author's Response: "Beth looks like a dude." That's from strong-bad, but anyway, thanks heaps for giving a ten, and ALSO for saying this story is clever, but are you suggesting guys can't write stories? 'Cause that's probably generally true. Well, anyway, I'm not gonna read too much into that statement, I will remain with my first impressions of shock and appallment. Haha. (Not really). Is appallment even a word? Thanks heaps for review!

Reviewer: Wonderclam
Date: 02/05/05 19:23
Chapter: Part 1- Otherwise known as part 10. Wait, I can do better than that. The depravity continues. That is what it does.

Wow, Mrs. Weasley evil. Thats a new one. Love the story! Looking foward to new chapters!

Author's Response: She is evil. I stalked her at her house and made notes of everything she did, remember? Seeing as though I am the reporter supposedly stalking all these weirdos. New chapters are on their way...much faster if I had no homework. Soon...soon.

Reviewer: Azrael
Date: 02/04/05 8:29
Chapter: Part 1- Otherwise known as part 10. Wait, I can do better than that. The depravity continues. That is what it does.


Author's Response: Not Errol! Errol's great, but I never figured anyone cared about him, so I killed him off. My mistake, haha.

Reviewer: call_me_responsible
Date: 02/03/05 2:43
Chapter: Part 1- Otherwise known as part 10. Wait, I can do better than that. The depravity continues. That is what it does.

oh my gosh WOW!!! the story was great, I printed out the WHOLE lot that's on the site and took it to school... I have sustain physical inguries due to crazy insane fans wanting to read it.. (seriously, the cut on my arm was from my BEST FRIEND... the bite mark on my shoulder.. that's from my OTHER BEST FRIEND.. jeeze) yes hal, it was seedy.. but that has had no effect on me what-so-ever *twitch* I can't wait to read more... (and more and more and more) I will die (due to bordom and more best friend related abuse) if you stop writing... DIE!! I WILL DIE!!! so take that as motivation to KEEP ON WRITING

Author's Response: WOW THANKS! I'll keep writing! I promise!

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