Reviewer: Varsha
Date: 11/16/05 8:42

Gosh! this was soo funny, these are the line i found really amusing: “Ron, who on earth is Daniel Radcliffe?” “You used to be cool,” her sensible half told her. “No I didn’t!” Hermione had kicked Ron in the teeth Ron shot his most fearsome glare at Hermione. He had a giant bandage wrapped around his neck, covering a roll of steel to protect it from further jabbing Ron stared in disbelief at Snape’s quivering jowls, his mouth furiously gaping. He glanced at Hermione. She was staring at Snape lovingly, her hand yearningly outstretched. Ron looked over at Harry, his heart sinking … He was rapping his claws on the tabletop. Ron looked back at Snape … that’s when he realised. Ron’s heart skipped a beat, his eyes darting back to Harry’s claws ... Ron thought he heard a sob before it slammed. Ron would have given anything to eat himself. Lol! was "“You used to be cool,” her sensible half told her. “No I didn’t!”" come from The Simpson? the episode where Bart sees the future & Lisa was the president and all? lol. Really funny thought. 10/10!

Author's Response: yeah, that line probably did. i don't know. thankyou for your rewview! My god, that was my fourth attempt at typing review. rewview!

Reviewer: SargFrost
Date: 11/12/05 3:55
Chapter: Part 4

Hahaha as soon as i read it i knew it was lil Britain! i love the guy in the wheelchair the most. i wan't that one!! 10/10

Author's Response: oh haha, yes, he's funny. you can buy these doll things now that talk to you. they guy in the shop was like, squeeze it! SQUEEZE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was a little scared, so i did as he said. thanks for reading sargfrost

Reviewer: SargFrost
Date: 11/12/05 3:31

“I have a hunch,” Harry said simply. “Really?” Ron said eagerly, misinterpreting Harry’s statement. “You know what Hermione was doing all – oh … my … goodness. Not again … please Lord, not again … ” “Yeah, no big deal,” Harry said absently. “You can touch it if you want.” Ron stared, too traumatized to speak. I read this and just couldn’t stop laughing. No offence but this is such a weird story which makes it soooo much funnier. “And then he ate my crystal ball!” Ron continued, his arms furiously beating up and down. Your story is the funniest I’ve ever read….and I’m only up to chapter 1!!!!!!!

Reviewer: dianner_drew
Date: 09/18/05 23:13

very cool very cool (i just wanted to review again coz you have lots of reviews) write something non-harry

Reviewer: dianner_drew
Date: 08/31/05 6:17
Chapter: Part 12: Continued Chuntering

Oh my GOD you are an absolute genius. "As if possessed by the Devil's own cardiac arrest..." what kind of child prodigy of a writer would have thought of that line? :) 10 out of 10 my boy. You are a talented writer, I look forward to seeing your non-HP stories/stupid maths poetry soon. I'll bring in my stupid maths poetry book in on Friday. Do you by any chance have a huge stapler? From, Your Biggest Fan? Umm, your friend, Di (you know, the one)

Author's Response: thanks di

Reviewer: just_a_fan
Date: 07/23/05 18:10

It's so-so, got a few laughs. Saying Dan Radcliffe is ugly is sort of like exaggerating. The guy may not be cute but he's not exactly hideous. The grammar, vocabulary, and spelling could use some work...just thought you should know.

Author's Response: You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! I deny all your truth-handling abilities! NO TRUTH HANDLER YOU! I really think the spelling, vocabulary and grammar is perfectly fine, (I refuse to use US spelling), however I have rewritten that whole post so whatever you have read is somewhat obsolete. Thankyou for telling me. HAVE A NICE DAY!

Reviewer: Dracos_Debauchery
Date: 06/30/05 21:10

omg so random i love how you put parts from salad fingers in. Great story i usally have more to say but this fanfic has caught me off guard!

Reviewer: hpfannaticalltheway
Date: 06/15/05 2:34
Chapter: Part 2: Hermione's Confession

this is so twisted! it re-asures me that someone has a more warped imagination than me! not saying that warped imaginations are bad though.... anyways, off to read more!

Author's Response: Yes. Yes, I'm twisted alright. But I hide it from the World. My life is quite dull - school's fault, so this story is something to make it better. Hope you like whatever you are reading. Okay, that's enough responding.

Reviewer: strawberry_sparkle_lipgloss
Date: 06/10/05 2:39
Chapter: Part 3

they r all so phsyco!!!!! only a really physco person could capture them so well!!!!! and i just noticed that evry1 always ends up in the foetal position kinda freaky nut still funny.

Reviewer: strawberry_sparkle_lipgloss
Date: 06/10/05 2:32
Chapter: Part 2: Hermione's Confession

kinda twisted but still hilarious!!!!!!!! hermoine is kinda freakin me out though, oh well

Reviewer: strawberry_sparkle_lipgloss
Date: 06/10/05 2:23

omg i luv salad fingers nice incorparating good job here have a nice 10 for your efforts

Author's Response: thanks, darling.

Reviewer: Jasmine McNight
Date: 06/07/05 17:46
Chapter: Part 12: Continued Chuntering

I just read your entire story up to this point and it is the most OOC, random story ever. Which is why I love it! I have never read anything funnier in my life! It is the best humor story out there and most likely the only one I like. Keep writing!

Reviewer: bluekiwibubble
Date: 06/03/05 16:44

What the hell? But - good. Laughed out loud(well, nearly) "AND THEN he ate my crystal ball!” hahahah

Reviewer: Rowan Nightwish
Date: 06/03/05 14:10
Chapter: Part 12: Continued Chuntering

OMG, I just started reading today, so this is my first review. This story is sooo hilarious! Some parts are really morbid...but most of it has me falling off my chair / tears streaming from my eyes gasping for breath! Update soon!

Author's Response: I'm working very hard. Wow, a response either two or five, proabably two months late. Why do Americans turn around the dates?

Reviewer: JMEM 1
Date: 03/31/05 17:37


Reviewer: Everlasting
Date: 03/25/05 16:25

Um...I really don't think it's funny, and not to be rude but it definitely will not change my life. Hermione kicking Ron in the teeth? The randomness is okay but the OOCness is a little weird... but it's still a good fic, it's not messed up or anything.

Author's Response: Well, thanks at least for reading.

Reviewer: Tap
Date: 03/19/05 14:29
Chapter: Part 12: Continued Chuntering


Reviewer: sesiliah
Date: 03/19/05 13:06
Chapter: Part 12: Continued Chuntering

Consider this 12 chapter's worth of reviews. I've been reading since the beginning. Verrry good. I wait in anticipation for the next. ^^ A ten for you!

Author's Response: Cool. Thanks heaps for reading. The next post is going really well, and should be ready to put up fairly soon.

Reviewer: ThelovelyladyLily
Date: 03/18/05 20:30
Chapter: Part 12: Continued Chuntering

I liked this chapter, Sarabi is so evil, Hermione's just...scary. I can't wait to see if she turns into a monster or not. *10*

Reviewer: Henrietta_Black
Date: 03/12/05 9:16
Chapter: Part 11

can't wait for the next chapter when depravity can continue!! This is hilarious!!

Author's Response: Thanks so much. I'm happy you're liking it.

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