Reviewer: LilmissBrit
Date: 03/16/05 5:15
Chapter: Chapter Eight: Secrets of Poetry and Prose

WAHOO! It is updated! YES! It's really really funny...

Author's Response: Yay - thank you!

Reviewer: fvweasley
Date: 03/16/05 4:15
Chapter: Chapter Eight: Secrets of Poetry and Prose

Hee Hee Hee! I love this story! Voldemort is so funny! And Harry is such a whinger! Would you believe this story is actually making me like Snape?

Author's Response: I love Snape as a character, he's so witty and sarcastic, and when he's seriously portrayed, he's so angsty and fascinating. My point of view must be rubbing off on the story! Thanks!

Reviewer: XxX_Nikki_XxX
Date: 03/16/05 1:31
Chapter: Chapter Eight: Secrets of Poetry and Prose

YES! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS CHAPTER!!! I am sooooooo laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!

Author's Response: I've been waiting for it too - thank you mods, at last! Glad you liked it!

Reviewer: SeaIsleWitch
Date: 03/15/05 21:14
Chapter: Chapter Eight: Secrets of Poetry and Prose

"Silence, you silly girl. I'm free to change my patterns whenever I so wish." Oh, Snape was in perfect form! This story is so Monty Pythonish - Vintage SNL! Keep writing and I'll keep laughing!

Author's Response: I lOVE MONTY PYTHON - thank you! Glad I got Snape's character on form - he's so funny anyway, I really don't see the need to drastically change his personality. Thanks!

Reviewer: Transfiguration_Teacher
Date: 03/15/05 20:40
Chapter: Chapter Eight: Secrets of Poetry and Prose

"I have my suspicions, Miss. Granger. Of course, I will not reveal them until the end, when it is far too late." That's the bit that got me off my chair in laughter! Zee, you are doing a great job here. And I second the motion, try to find a way to sneak JKR back in ... like when she put the fidelius charm in her phone, or something. I wouldn't give you a 10, but there isn't really any higher numbers!

Author's Response: J.K will be back eventually, never fear. Ha ha - glad you liked that bit. I do my best ;-)

Reviewer: Auror316
Date: 03/15/05 19:22
Chapter: Chapter Eight: Secrets of Poetry and Prose

How do you do it? Every single chapter that you've written has something so stupidly hilarious but so clever at the same time. You would really be a good satyr writter. The part about the amount of point Snape always took had me laughing myself out of my chair. But I still haven't seen anything about Lupid not being a real werewolf, unless... *gasp* he really is one, NOOOOOOO!!!! lol. Well once again you've outdone yourself, 10!

Author's Response: Thank you, I love satire! It means a lot that you would think that. I've decided about the Lupin thing, and you will get full credit. Thanks again!

Reviewer: oxblackrosesox
Date: 03/15/05 18:10
Chapter: Chapter Eight: Secrets of Poetry and Prose

Ooh, I have an idea! Voldie's book finally gets accepted, then JK Rowling sues him for plagiarization!!!!!!!!!! (Well, if not, I really think you should put in something about JKR in a future chapter. That was hilarious.) Ten as usual.

Author's Response: Don't worry, J.K will have her final appearance in this mess. Thank you!

Reviewer: LadyLupin827
Date: 03/15/05 16:53
Chapter: Chapter Eight: Secrets of Poetry and Prose

Yes, you updated! "I have my suspicions, Miss. Granger. Of course, I will not reveal them until the end, when it is far too late." was my fav part of this chappie. I can't wait to see how Voldemort reacts when his story is rejected a second time! Well, I assume that it'll be rejected, I do not really know. Of course everyone knows what happens when you assume... Anyway, 10/10!!!

Author's Response: Ha ha ha - I liked that bit myself. Thank you! As for your assumptions....hmm.. who knows?

Reviewer: Tap
Date: 03/15/05 16:51
Chapter: Chapter Eight: Secrets of Poetry and Prose

ROTFL! I love the part about him being scared of the cookie, also Voldies "story" ish HYSTERICAL! Keep it up!

Author's Response: Thanks - more on the way asap!

Reviewer: Eilime
Date: 03/15/05 16:41
Chapter: Chapter Eight: Secrets of Poetry and Prose

I think that was by far the best chapter. I was red as a tomato and waving my hands to get cold air on my face. This was mostly when Harry cried, "It burns, IT BURNS!" As I read it, I immediately thought of Gollum in the Two Towers after being captured by Frodo and Sam. Anyway, to sum up - hilarious! *10*

Author's Response: Wow, the best chapter! I can't believe that - thank you! Ha ha - oh LotR, what would I do without you for back-up?

Reviewer: Jacquline
Date: 03/15/05 16:37
Chapter: Chapter Eight: Secrets of Poetry and Prose

i think that poem "there once was a boy named tom riddle" (or however it went) was true genious. hahahha i laughed my ass off! good work, as usual.

Author's Response: Thank you, I'm glad that went down well, I was considering changing it.

Reviewer: kuro_tenshi_LL
Date: 03/15/05 16:35
Chapter: Chapter Eight: Secrets of Poetry and Prose

"Arrrggh! It burns, it burns!!!"--- LMAO!!!! hahahahahahaha reminds me of lotr and it's sooooo frickin' hilarious!! one of the best chapters in this story and all of the chapters are really good!! you deserve a 20!

Author's Response: Aww, I wish! Thank you! LotR is too good to waste.

Reviewer: Nadja
Date: 03/15/05 16:04
Chapter: Chapter Eight: Secrets of Poetry and Prose

"Tom Riddle and the Half Blood Prince - a Secret Life Revealed in Poetry and Prose" - so very Voldemort (haha). I also like imagining him kill someone with "a laugh and a tickle". This really made my day. And after Harry's broom turns into a snake, are we going to have a swarm of locusts, the pumpkin juice turning into blood, and the mysterious death of all the firstborns? If so, I can't wait. If not, I'm sure you've thought of something better. I bow to you greatness, o mighty Zetera. :)

Author's Response: Yes, all shall bow before me!!! Mwahaaa!!! Oh wow, I'm getting carried away. Thank you so much...hmm...that's an interesting idea, perhaps something like it....yes...

Reviewer: Mei1105
Date: 03/15/05 15:32
Chapter: Chapter Eight: Secrets of Poetry and Prose

P.S. Love the chapter! How many updates are there left?

Author's Response: Not many, I'm afraid. About two or three, and that's it. :-)

Reviewer: Mei1105
Date: 03/15/05 15:31
Chapter: Chapter Eight: Secrets of Poetry and Prose

Hmm...I don't like the sound of Harry's broom changing colour (be afraid! Be very afraid!). Voldie writing poetry...scuse me whilst I daydream about what this would look like...HA!

Author's Response: Ha ha ha - thanks! And yes...be very afraid!

Reviewer: Croyez
Date: 03/15/05 14:21
Chapter: Chapter Eight: Secrets of Poetry and Prose

I loved the poetry Voldie wrote! It's hilarious! =D Also, adored the part when Harry yelled, "It burns! It burns!" Very funny indeed...this is definitely the best humor fic, in my opinion. =)

Author's Response: Aww, you guys are the best. I'll never fit my head out of the door at this rate! Thank you!

Reviewer: BloodRose
Date: 03/15/05 13:51
Chapter: Chapter Eight: Secrets of Poetry and Prose

-It burns, It burns!- *Happy sigh* This fic is most likly the best humor I've ever read. The others just aren't competition. :) Pleeeeeeeeeeeease Update sooon!

Author's Response: Oh wow, I can't believe you think this is the best humor fic, I'm so happy. Thank you, that means so much. I'll try to update as soon as I can!

Reviewer: ShadowWalker1140
Date: 03/15/05 13:49
Chapter: Chapter Eight: Secrets of Poetry and Prose

Great story I'm glad you fianlly got to update it. I hope your able to do it again really soon!

Author's Response: Thanks, I'll do my best!

Reviewer: Louisa Chocolatecake
Date: 03/15/05 12:31
Chapter: Chapter Eight: Secrets of Poetry and Prose

Hey, I'm the first reviewer! I'm home sick today, and I am so bored. You can only watch so many SNL reruns, after all. Great chapter! Thanks for breaking the monotony of my day! lol

Author's Response: Thank you - yay, this chapter is finally up! It took forever mods! Glad you liked it.

Reviewer: oxblackrosesox
Date: 03/14/05 22:13
Chapter: Chapter Seven: School Days are the Best Days of Your Life, You Know ...

Okay I just have to say, don't ever stop with the marshemallow running bit. Overused running bits are hilarious. In a Dave Barry book I read, (the running bit was cucumbers or something) he made another joke to do with cucumbers, and then he was all, "If you think I am getting tired of this cucumber joke, think again." Lollollol!!!

Author's Response: Aww, thanks. Like I said before, I actually can't stop with the marshmallow bit, they're central to the plot at this stage. Oh, that joke is hilarious - I'd love to use that line...but I can't. Darn.

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