Reviewer: SiriusBlack13
Date: 03/24/05 21:25
Chapter: Chapter One: Unfair!!!

This is actually from three people, but whatever. MArshmellows totaly ROCK! -new person I didn't enjoy it. (BRief moment while we beat up new person) WE LOVE U (if you're a guy) (third person) ok, unlike the other 2, i am normal. Your story is the first humor i've ever read and it ROCKS! (first person interjects) HEy I Love it too. (THey're dumbos) Anyway IT's the first and best story I've ever read. (Because I can't read) SOB LEt me go wallow in my misery. WE LOVE YOU AND YOUR STORY!

Author's Response: Ha ha ha - I am a girl, sorry! People should review in groups more often! A question for the "new person" - why didn't you like it? I'm glad you other two did - yay!

Reviewer: Louisa Chocolatecake
Date: 03/24/05 21:15
Chapter: Chapter Eight: Secrets of Poetry and Prose

Okay, I change my mind on this one. Please don't read my fic. Apparently, the content distubs people. I never thought it was disturbing. Hmm. Maybe I should scrap this one.

Author's Response: No, no - leave it up, I haven't gotten to read it yet!

Reviewer: Louisa Chocolatecake
Date: 03/24/05 16:39
Chapter: Chapter Eight: Secrets of Poetry and Prose

Hi, I'm waiting for an update! I know you're probably super busy though, right? If you get a chance, would you review one of my fics? It's new, and not one person has reviewed it. :( It's called "Harry Loves Draco!" lol. it's humor

Author's Response: I'm off to read it, thanks!

Reviewer: KRE
Date: 03/24/05 15:52
Chapter: Chapter One: Unfair!!!

Hey! 2 things! First of all, I am changing my code name thing... Just look for either Chipmunk girl or, um something 2 do with chipmunks. If it is not that I'll be World Domination Hater, or I heart ferrets! 2) When you put reviews on your reviewing thingy, what do you give yourself, 1,5,10 or inbetween? See ya!

Author's Response: Look out for chipmunks - got it. About ratings - it depends on the chapter. If I think a chapter was pretty good, I give myself a 7 or an 8, if I think it wasn't up to scratch, I give myself a 5 or a 4. I really appreciate the tens people give me.

Reviewer: Grainne
Date: 03/24/05 11:39
Chapter: Chapter One: Unfair!!!

Ta failte romhat!

Author's Response: Aww, go raibh mile maith agat. (this could go on for a while...)

Reviewer: _snuffles_
Date: 03/23/05 21:31
Chapter: Chapter One: Unfair!!!

What a great and creative story! The only downfall is that all the talk about marshmallows made me crave them- something that has not happened sinse i was about 10. Luckily my mum makes cereal squares so we had some extras :) Anyways, keep up the great work. I give you a 10. ^^

Author's Response: I'm making so many people crave marshmallows! The marshmallow people should give me a percentage profit. Hmm.....that's interesting.... Thank you, hope you don't get as bad as Harry!

Reviewer: Grainne
Date: 03/23/05 20:59
Chapter: Chapter Eight: Secrets of Poetry and Prose

"As the Dark Lord swept out of the room, Lucius made his way tentatively towards the cellar. He was determined to rid the Dark Lord of this terrible blight of marshmallows, and return to the normality of Ms. Rowling's original series." Just laughing...laughing and basking...laughing and basking in your comic talent. Slainte, Zetera! (Seventeen points...HA!!)

Author's Response: Ha ha ha - go raibh měle maith agat, a Ghrainne. Slainte!

Reviewer: Grainne
Date: 03/23/05 20:52
Chapter: Chapter Seven: School Days are the Best Days of Your Life, You Know ...

Oh, Zetera, this is such a lovely parody! This chapter takes things to a whole new level, both in terms of your writing and the plot! I adored Dumbledore's to-do list, and all the myriad ways you have woven your own zany and fabulous sense of humour into the canon. Voldie's tiring of Lucius's constant arse-kissing was priceless, as was Snape's bad breath and continued vindictiveness where HP and certain small white smushy treats are concerned and the LotR refs...and ADVANCED Dancing Against the Dark Arts--sign me up!

Author's Response: What a beautiful review - you wouldn't believe the size of my head after all your lovely comments. Thank you so much, I'm really, really happy that you're enjoying this, it's important to me that fans of HP think I'm doing a good job as it's a parody of what we all love - you know? I'd hate to mess with that.

Reviewer: iheartsirius
Date: 03/23/05 15:39
Chapter: Chapter Eight: Secrets of Poetry and Prose

another thing!! you really know the characters. like, in the review the person before me left, where you said "dumbledore likes harry to work things out himself." that's really true, and i think jk rowling herself said it once, and you're just soo thoroughly researched, or knowledgable, in th HP series. i

Author's Response: I do know the characters pretty well, if I say so myself. That is something I will stand my ground on. I think a person should know what they're writing about - you know? No research involved - I just love HP so much it's ingrained on my brain. Thanks for mentioning that - it's nice to hear!

Reviewer: iheartsirius
Date: 03/23/05 15:37
Chapter: Chapter Eight: Secrets of Poetry and Prose

LOL. ooooh my goood, you are sososSO ingenious. this chapter was so funny!!! i love how you yake stereotypes from the books' plots and make them funny. oooh god, ecspecially dumbledore's little "but i will not reveal them until the end, when it is far too late." you are so brilliant!! and i love your writing style. mkay well update soon- this chapter was definately too late in coming. 10!!!

Author's Response: Thank you very much,I'm so glad you like it! I'm not that brilliant (blush). Chapter 9 has been submitted. Happy Easter!

Reviewer: Kelsid
Date: 03/23/05 11:37
Chapter: Chapter Eight: Secrets of Poetry and Prose

So funny! I love the whole marshmellow thing- why can't Dumbledore just make some [marshmellows]? Well, I mean I have no clue how you make them but...

Author's Response: Dumbledore likes to have Harry work things out on his own - conjuring marshmallows would be too easy. :-) Glad you liked it!

Reviewer: Zetera
Date: 03/23/05 9:24
Chapter: Chapter Eight: Secrets of Poetry and Prose

Attention: I have just submitted Chapter 9, so it's up to the mods now. Hope you enjoy it! ~ Zetera

Reviewer: OdDsbOdIkInS
Date: 03/23/05 9:00
Chapter: Chapter Eight: Secrets of Poetry and Prose

Wahoo! I finally read this chapter and it was brill! Hope an update is coming soon........I sense plot development! yay!

Author's Response: Yay - thank you! I've just posted chapter 9, so it's all on the mods now.

Reviewer: animagirlphoenix
Date: 03/23/05 7:43
Chapter: Chapter Eight: Secrets of Poetry and Prose

Srry, but I was just so busy and I have quite a few stories on my favs list so i guess i skipped yours a few times...YAY!!! NEW CHAPPIE COMING!!! 10!

Author's Response: No need to apologise - I was joking! Glad you liked it - yay!

Reviewer: PhoenixCGandAC
Date: 03/22/05 20:58
Chapter: Chapter Eight: Secrets of Poetry and Prose

That was hilarious! Great Job, I'm craving marshmellows! Update asap!!!!!!!

Author's Response: Updates on the way - thanks!

Reviewer: animagirlphoenix
Date: 03/22/05 16:19
Chapter: Chapter Eight: Secrets of Poetry and Prose

COOL!!! (IT BURNS!!!) tehe! great chappie! do i sense a plot developing? tehehe Senoir Malfoy's purpose in life to to serve Voldy his hot chocolate!!! HAHAHAHA!!! UP DATE SOON!!! *what's happening to that broomstick...?*

Author's Response: I was wondering when you were going to read this! Chapter 9 is going up today.

Reviewer: ginnykicksbutt7
Date: 03/21/05 11:29
Chapter: Chapter Eight: Secrets of Poetry and Prose

i love it! when is the ninth chapter? i was reading the other reviews. and i really think you should get it published. this is WAY better than barry trotter

Author's Response: It should be up sometime this week hopefully, as I'm going to post it today. I never seriously considered publishing something like this, but I'm amazed that authentic Potter fans actually think this is better than Micheal Gerber's you never know...

Reviewer: Madam Bones
Date: 03/20/05 13:46
Chapter: Chapter Two: An Evil Plan

I have a sudden and very powerful urge for some marshmallows. The tiny kind that people put in desserts. :~) Keep it up.~Madam B.~

Author's Response: Ha ha ha - thank you, more updates asap.

Reviewer: Madam Bones
Date: 03/19/05 15:00
Chapter: Chapter One: Unfair!!!

My face hurts from laughing and I have the hiccups.

Author's Response: Aww, sorry! Hope it was worth it!

Reviewer: Monerz
Date: 03/19/05 0:03
Chapter: Chapter One: Unfair!!!

Hey darlin'! I've been hella busy lately, sorry! Anyways, once again, beautiful chapter! I was laughing the entire time! I love how Lucius is CONSTANTLY rejected. When Snape said "Seventeen" points. I thought the exact same thing before I read Hermione's line. That was hilarious! Hilarious, amusing, boffo, comical, convivial, crack up, entertaining, exhilarated, for grins, frolicsome, gas, gay, gleeful, gut-busting, happy, humorous, jocular, jolly, jovial, joyful, joyous, laughable, lively, merry, mirthful, noisy, priceless, riot, rollicking, scream, side-splitting, uproarious, witty (I stole those from an online thesaurus), what else can I say. Broom stick appears to be a snake? Harry has a nightmare about his broom stick? This should be good. Oh, of course, Happy Belated St. Patrick's Day ^^

Author's Response: Thanks, and a Happy Belated St. Patrick's day to you too, my dear. Yes, poor Lucius and his constant rejection. He does try... I was wondering how you knew so many words - I'm impressed at your effort! Hopefully the whole Broomstick theory will work out....maybe not...I'll have to think this through.

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