HOW VERY DARE YOU!
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
THIS IS A DISGRACE!
JK ROWKLING WILL BE TURNING IN HER .... er ... GRAVE?
THIS IS ... Bloody hilarious.
Jess, I adored this story. Draco was just wonderful and Astoria - ha ha ha - so different from my story (they had a surprise wedding in mine), but a touch of steel in her runs through both of them. Okay, I was trying to find some lines to quote, but there were far too many good ones. I did like the wedding ceremony and the symbolism of the palms together (It was very reminiscent of Klingon type ceremonies heh heh)- especially when Draco spent most of his time debunking it - ha ha. OH, and Potter was such a condescending prat! Thank you!
Right, calming down from the belly laughs, I do like the way the story flows. It's long, but I didn't get the feeling at all that it was too long. Draco was incredibly unpleasant, but I was still rooting for him and the touches you had about Goyle taking to drugs, Blaise with a blonde strop (Uh, Lavender isn't blonde btw - I forgive you *winks*) and Theodore with Susan (a nod to Sheena's wonderful story, perhaps). Pansy and the soap - ha ha - she is a stupid tart! All made an incredibly good and convincing tale.
OOOH, I've remembered my favourite bit now. The cake shop and him nibbling the cake decoration. How do you think up things like that? CLASS! GENIUS! and any other one word exclamations I can think of. Ahhh, I'm about to do something that I really don't do very often ...
*adds story to favourites*
Ooh, I'm honoured to make such a presigious list. I think you see what I meant by probably unsuitable for humour for content. I was looking forward to making the humour rolls, though it will definitely be more read this way.
The cake thing...I just had to think about something a man would find to be an easy fix, but a woman would freak out over (the decorator). It just...happened.
I'm happy that you like it and it's actually as good as I thought it was. Heart.