This is the funniest fanfic I have ever read!! Looking forward to more!
Author's Response: High praise indeed! You've made me blush! :) (Although if this is the funniest fanfic you've ever read, you should definitely check out Schmerg the Impaler. She's much funnier than I am!) Unfortunately, I will almost certainly not be updating the story, since I'm no longer very active on here. Thank you so much for the kind words!
"What that damned smoke monster was?!" Lost reference?
Author's Response: Yep. I'm a Lostaholic.
I love this story, and I completely forgot about it until recently. Please update frequently!
Author's Response: Unfortunately, I'm no longer very active on this site, so I probably won't complete this story (never say never, but still). Sorry about that! Life is just too busy right now! Thanks for the kind words, though.
so your john lennon-inferi remark made me giggle like an insane person. i think i love you.
Author's Response: Jeez, I thought I was the only one who giggled like an insane person at silly stuff like that! :)
Great! Love it!
Author's Response: Thank you!
I laughed so hard in this! This has got to one of the funniest fanfics I've ever read!
Great Job! Update soon.
Author's Response: It's reviews like this that just make my day!
finally.... i was beginning to think that the story is abandoned!
amazing story dude, plz keep writing! :)
Author's Response: I'm really going to try to keep updating this story. I'm so glad people are still reading and enjoying.
You are a awosme wrightr, you should publish books.
Author's Response: Wow, thank you. Publishing "real books" is my eventual goal, and I actually have a story that will shortly appear in a print anthology. I won't forget my fan fiction, though!
This is one of my favorite stories! can't wait for the next chapter! You should work in Voldy being lactose intolerant. I just think it would be funny.
Author's Response: It's so wonderful to get reviews like this! I'll try to get the fourth chapter going, and you never know, maybe I'll be able to work in some lactose intolerance. ;)
Nice to see how Voldemort hasn't lost his charisma.
Author's Response: He's such a people person!
Nice to see how Voldemort hasn't lost his charisma.
Author's Response: Whoops. Looks like a double-post.
This is possibly one of the funniest things I have read in my life. It just cracked me up. I loooovve that the store is called "Electronics". I don't know why, but once I read that, you had me hooked. lol. Thanks for making my day!!!
Author's Response: Wow, thanks for all the kind words. I decided to call the store "Electronics" because I wanted the name to be really banal and boring. Thanks for reading!
I absolutly loved this! It gave me a laugh that i really needed! Cant wait for more of Voldemort's groove!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author's Response: So glad you liked it. I think I'll be able to get the other chapters posted more quickly, so stay tuned!
when is the third chapter coming out????????????? i hope the story is not abandoned coz its truly amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author's Response: The third chapter is posted!
dude...one more spit-take like that and you owe me a new monitor. Bravo!
Author's Response: Thanks! A new monitor is in the mail (not really). Thanks a lot! :)
hillarious! ur story just gave me an idea for myn! thx again!
Author's Response: I'm very glad that you like it!
Am@ZiNg sTorY :) One of the funniest stories i've read. Loved the shaving accident part ;)
“Well, Mr. Smith, I cannot help but notice that you have no nose and that your—um, complexion is rather pale,” said Dave. “Was there an—accident of some kind?”
“Yes!” I said quickly. “A—shaving accident.”
“You cut off your nose when you were shaving?” asked Dave. He didn’t sound like he was buying my story.
“Damndest thing,” I said with a chuckle, trying to be personable. “Old Butterfingers, my minions call me.”
I hope you will upload the next chapter soon. Can't wait to see Dumbledore-Voldemort interaction, and also Voldemort working in an Electronic shop...
Please keep writing....
Author's Response: So glad you liked it, Roseanne. Even though I have been as slow as a snail lately, there really IS a partially-written Chapter Three. Unfortunately, it's been stolen and is currently locked in a high-security vault in Minsk. My team and I will be breaking in shortly. There's a fancy-dress fundraiser and I'll be carrying a high-powered laser disguised as a-- Actually, I've just been really, really lazy lately, although I like the other excuse better. :)
Holy Crap! Sorry, that was the first thing that came to mind! :) It's hilarious! I have a somewhat weird sense of homor too and this is funny! I like it! Looking forward to more!
Author's Response: I'm glad there's someone else out there who enjoys non sequiters like I do! I'm currently on vacation, which has thrown something of a monkey wrench in my writing schedule, but I am trying to get Chapter Three completed. Thanks for reading!
Very clever! And very funny!
But.. Albus Dumbledore? Can't wait to see what happens next. Well done!
Author's Response: Thans for reading! There really will be an explanation-- and I promise that it will be as logical as the rest of the story! :)
Wh-wh-what?!?! Old Dumby' is the Manager at a shop named 'Electronics'? I did not see that one coming.
This chapter was LOL especially after a long day at work.
Lucius had been secretly burdened with atrocious foot odor. Bella had the whole ’history of insanity’ thing.
Love it :) Don't leave me hanging here too long, now!!!
Author's Response: There is an actual explanation for the Dumbledore thing, I swear! I'm so glad you found it funny. I am SERIOUSLY going to be faster for the next chapter. :)