Umm... You killed Hermione. 😭 Good story though

wormtail obviously doesn't know what he's just done... death eaters have cubbyholes?!

LOVED this! As in harbor-deep-feelings-of regard-and-affection for it! Although none of this could ever be expected to happen (I hope! Imagine dear old Voldy getting so easily into Hogwarts!), it wasn´t as extensibly OOC as one can expect any humor fic with Voldemort as the protagonist to be (except for the part when Volders goes ¨Mommy¨- SERIOUSLY disturbing image). Your sense of humor is just the best! It doesn´t appear that you are driving yourself to get a roll-around-snorting laugh out of your readers, yet that´s what the cleverly inserted ironic frases and simply-stated humor achieve. Btw, great characterization for
Wormtail. Awesome! Keep writing- please, or I will be forced to prescribe some much needed tough love!

What a wonderfully ridiculous tale! I enjoyed it thoroughly. :-D

The story is not all together what you'd call "brilliant piece of literature", but it isn't meant to be.
"When Wormtail peeked in the next day, he found Lord Voldemort lying on his bed with the shades drawn, moodily throwing darts at a giant picture of the Boy Who Lived."

Awesome!!!!! Please make more!!

Stop making fun of me!!! >:(
Nah, just kidding. Really funny story, especially the "bloody quidditch practice". I'd rate this around 9 out of 10, you should right more funny stories, it's your strength.

Author's Response: Thank you! For constructive purposes--why not 10?

Good job so far! I liked the mentions of Wormtail and the strangling.

Aww, poor chudley at the end there. Other than that... slightly sick-minded lolz :D

Nice so far. I'm wondering what will happen next.