Nice story! I really like how you made Voldemort seem very... what's the word...self absorbed(I think that what you say). I really over the part where he's just like "yeah like whatever dumbledore! " it just made me giggle. Very original!
Hey, Vittoria! Long time no see :). Here's your review, sorry I took so long :).
Lord Voldemort, aka Tom Marvolo Riddle, aka You-Know-Who (definitely not U-No-Poo), aka various other names
Haha! So true! How many names does the guy want for Merlin's sake :p.
He was used to a single lighted candle, but two?
Hmmm, Snape has some weird requirements me thinks. Or was he perhaps trying to set a more romantic mood? :p.
The base consisted of Essence of Murtlap, crushed Belladonna seeds and syrup of Hellebore, a very effective and strong cure for all sorts of burns and scars. He had then added juice of crushed sophorous beans after which he had incorporated the precious gemstone Beryl.
Oooh! I loved the accuracy you presented here. It was very well done.
Not even that bratty Potter,/i>
Is Volders running out of scathing names to call Harry after all these years? :p
they come to here
You mean 'hear' not 'here' :).
“Don’t be silly, Severus, it’s a question of my beauty!”
Hehe! Of course the most important thing! Are we sure Volders and Lockhart aren't related?
“WHAT? Nooooooo…!”
Awww, poor Volders lol.
I don't tend to venture into humour, but this was a refreshing change. Great job!
~Whit
Author's Response: Thanks a lot Whit! I'm not sure about the Lockhart and Voldy connection but don't you think it will make an awesome plot-bunny? I'm glad you found the humour refreshing, it's not often that many people write it--I believe romance, D/A are the most popular categories. Thanks for reading and reviewing anyway! :)
I adore it! That was completely fabulous! At first I thought Voldemort was a little too out of character, but by the end it TOTALLY worked! I especially loved the “Your beauty? Excuse me, but when have you ever been beautiful?” part! That was SUPER DUPER funny! Fantastic job, can’t wait to read more by you!
Author's Response: Thank you very much Margaret! I appreciate the fact that you took some time off your precious day to read and review my story. I always enjoy reviews and I'll be sure to try and create more fics for all of you to read! Cheers~
Oh dear, only one review? I shall remedy that!
Anyway, this is brilliant, Vittoria. I love the opening – everything is dark, evil, foreboding; and what unfortunate soul will suffer the Dark Lord’s wrath?
Mr Acne.
I love the humour in this story – it delivers with full force, and doesn’t get bogged down in too many details about the actual potion for your Alchemy NEWT class. Also, I might add that the image of tennis-ball sized pustules on Voldemort’s skin has been burned into the inside of my cranium…
Anyway, Happy Easter!
Tim the Enchanter
Author's Response: Thanks for the review Tim. The only reason the fic is not filled with Alchemy is that, well, I'm no great shakes at it and didn't want to deliver a disaster. I'm glad you enjoyed the humour. I'm so sorry that the image of Voldemort will be forever tainted in your mind. Yet, it helped in my twisted ending. Happy Easter to you too!
woo!!! nice on, Vittoria! I specially liked the OOC characters, good one!
Harry was way clueless, of course, he's not tht main character, after all... aww, whatever! It was really cool!
--Nadia
Author's Response: Thanks Nadia! Glad you liked it!
