that was mean but who cares anyway its voldemort we`re talking about next make sure Dudly kills him
HA! OH-- MY-- I-- CAN'T--BREATHE--LAUGH--HA-- HA-- DYING-- NEED-- AIR-- HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA! I LOVED THE DELETED SCENE OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO FUNNY THIS IS SO GOING INTO MY FAVORITES OH MY GOD!
Ha! Harry called him Voldypoo! (I prefer to spell it one word with a 'y') Yes! Cuz that's his official name now in my opinion. I bet the first thing Voldy says when they're back to normal is "Avada Kedavra!" Wouldn't put it past him, the bugger...
'He had even learned the different colors of underwear Harry had. Yes, quite disturbing, but true. It wasn't really information Lord Voldemort needed, but oh well.'
Umm...? Wow... Haahahahaha! Voldy actually took the time to learn the color of Harry Potter's underwear? Oh...kay...?
'Living the summer with Harry Potter was truly a learning experience that Voldemort would never forget.'
You got it, dude!
THIS WAS SOOOOO HILARIOUS AND INTERESTING!
HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! HARRY SLAMMED A BOOK IN DUDLEY'S FACE AND HE SHOULD GET IN TROUBLE BUT HE SHOULDNT CUZ HES A GOOD GUY AND DUDLEYS NOT! YAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAY!
How can 'Tom' not be feeling incredibly guilty? That evil, nasty, ugly...guy! Grrrr...
Sooo... does Voldy Poo wear undergarments? Geez, don't answer that! Yes, answer that! I wanna know! I gotta know! Why DOES everybody question Voldy's undergarment situation...?
'He knew that no one in the world could imagine that at this very moment, *Lord Voldemort, Albus Dumbledore, and Harry Potter were walking down the same street, and not trying to kill each other.*'
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! Oh my God that was SOOOO FUNNY! Tom's a little whiney baby, now isn't he?! That's how I always picture Voldemort. After I read The Dark Lord's Blog by none other that Schmerg_The_Impaler, anyway. THIS IS SO GREAT IT'S EXACTLY THE HUMOR FIC I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR! MIRACLES!
I loved it!! absolutely!
ps. I agree with hermione-in the 2nd movie tom riddle is HOT!!
omg ur so funni i fell off my char as i read this...u have 2 rite more funni things lke this!!
Read it all and loved every single secend of it! Extreamly Funny!
Boy is this funny! This is so diffrent from any other fan fic i have ever read.
Boy is this funny! This is so diffrent from any other fan fic i have ever read.
Haha! that was a very funny story! Kudos.
Dun Dun Dun...HAHAHAHAHA! again. Hi-larious.10.
that was ridiculously funny... i loved it!! especially the "deleted scene". best part. I don't know if I can read the real books now without randomly thinking of that when voldemort appears...
Also, Voldemort's a hypocrite, ana idiot, a pig, and a "stupid, sick, nasty pervert". HAHAHAHAHA!
Fawkes sang just to annoy Tom, Right? Fawkes finaly hates someone! I'm so proud if him! and I am so glad you gave him that ability. Tell me, what makes a good story? How do you write a good, funny, and proper one? I NEED TO KNOW!!!
hehe...access to girs...haha...infatuated...heha...lord voldemort, a cutie.....Bwahhaha! SOOOO funny! MUST-KEEP-SIDES-FROM-BURSTING!
HAHAHAHA! my fave part was when harry was asking the questions "Or does Lord Voldemort not.." whatever it was. Does VOLDIE (he would hate that even more if I said Voldie-poo!) even WEAR ..er.. under-garmets??