L. O. L. I've written while bored before, but never in my life have I thought to write like that. I'll take that in account for someday, great job Tim!
this is brilliant!
crazy crazy u are completely crazy!! i would love to stay inside ur brain for a day!! anywaay awesome
poor benjamin- i still can't believe u didn't let harry die a natural death! now the elder wand belongs to whoever killed him, which i guess is you... have u no shame?!
do you LIKE being the bad guy?!
i would favorite this story, but my computer wont let me!!
i stand corrected, this was more violent... lesbian vampire porn was the randomest thing in this whole chapter
well, it can hardly be more violent than the last chapter...
you are freakin violent!! idk if you're obsession with soviet-era weapons is all-together healthy, tho...
you are a man possessed - *leaning in* i like that...
this is so awesome! also do u know if an author can display their physical characteristics through their writing? cause u sound kinda sexy...
i love this story, and i'm only on the first chapter! also, i may have to borrow that delightful word, bonkeroonie. such a delightful word, even though it ain't real. also have u noticed something? i'm repetitive and also redundant
Ironic, I like it!
Um... Do I even want to know where your brain lurks to get all theses evil schemes? Most probably not.
Brilliant Tim, just pure genius! I've just been reading it at half two in the morning and bursting out laughing at random times, so I think my new next door neighbours think I'm insane for staying up this late now.
Awesome story, Tim! Keep it up! :D
i loved this story! creepy ending though...
That. Was. Incredible. Fantastic! Pure Genius!
Oh my goshhhh :p that was a hilarious end to a hilarious story! Love ya tom!!
Wow...that was just...wow.
My sister and I read it, and we were just hysterical! Keep writing!
Author's Response:Oh dear, I’ve corrupted your sister too? Hurrah! Thanks for reading, and I won’t stop writing unless I catch the plague or something like that…
~ Tim the Enchanter
Wow, Tim the Enchanter, this is really funny! I'm so glad I found it on the Ravenclaw Story Update on the Beta Forums. The second I read the excerpt, was hooked. You're a very accomplished humor writer. Keep making people laugh! :)
Author's Response:Thanks for reading and for enjoying this story. It’s good to know I’ve made people laugh!
~ Tim the Enchanter
Haha. I wish I could be that creative and random. *pouts* But you rock, dude! Awesome fic
Author's Response:Thanks! If you ever need inspiration to write a random fic, eat a lot of sugary sweets, go to sleep, and have some weird dreams. That’s how I came up with this story!
~ Tim the Enchanter
That was one of the funniest stories ever written! :D I loved the randomness, but I think that you would have to be a random person to understand it. I understand it because one of my stories was once rejected for being too random... :D
But great job! :)
Author's Response:Wow, this is a very punctual response, isn’t it? Anyway, thank you so much for reading and liking the story so much! Sorry to hear about your story rejection, but just remember that randomness alone cannot support a fic. As long as you come up with a good plot to support the excess of insanity, you should be fine.
~ Tim the Enchanter