Reviewer: thomasandrewfelton
Date: 01/27/08 20:06
Chapter: The Song

wow i have never seen lion king the musical but this was hilarious!!! i couldnt stop laughing!

Reviewer: lovehurts
Date: 08/20/07 15:22
Chapter: The Song

Omg that is funny and at the same time...believable lol be funnier if he was gay lol

Reviewer: Noel Weasley
Date: 06/06/07 14:16
Chapter: The Song

love it! i adore it! a shame though, i was really looking forward in seeing 'little toms' running around... sigh, oh well... giggle ;D ;O ;) :o :O 8l 8O
:#( sick at the thought of Voldie and some poor woman, uhh, 'getting it on'... runs to nearest toilet and vomits... a lot...)

Reviewer: mynameismary
Date: 10/03/06 10:01
Chapter: The Song

no, i won't leave you alone, because i want you to do harry(simba) hermionie(nala), and voldie(zalu) version of i can't wait to be king.

Reviewer: mynameismary
Date: 10/03/06 9:52
Chapter: The Song

i luv that song, and this fic. if you want more, go to, and type snape be prepared in thee site search box. click on the vidio that sayes snape be prepared and watch it! it is hillarious!

Reviewer: California
Date: 09/09/06 15:10
Chapter: The Song

this is so funny i swear!! i loved it

Reviewer: kaylia
Date: 07/08/06 14:14
Chapter: The Song

*Gives you the world's biggest chocalate chip cookie for such an awsome story!*

Reviewer: kaylia
Date: 07/08/06 14:11
Chapter: The Song


Reviewer: LouLu Jenkins
Date: 06/22/06 15:42
Chapter: The Song

I absoultuely love it! I giggled quite a bit >

Reviewer: LouLu Jenkins
Date: 06/22/06 15:42
Chapter: The Song

I absoultuely love it! I giggled quite a bit >

Reviewer: rileyowen
Date: 04/12/06 5:16
Chapter: The Song

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ok, i feel better now. so funny! going on my faves! Voldemort singing 'little Toms..." haha, priceless! 1000/10!

Reviewer: Dobby Rules
Date: 04/10/06 15:07
Chapter: The Song

Hehe!!! Very funny! I havnn't seen Lion King recently but I still thought it was great.

Reviewer: samiseriouslyam
Date: 04/09/06 12:41
Chapter: The Song

Oh em gee! That was funny! I saw the Lion King play recently, and I loved it too! And who ever thought of 'avada kedavra' instead of hakuna matata, that's what my dad was singing yesterday! I love this story. avada kadava, what a wonderful phrase, it means you're dead, for the rest of your days... its our problem-free, (way) to get rid of ye, avada kadavra! :) 10! I'm adding this to my favorites! :) *laughs maniacly*

Reviewer: Gonz
Date: 04/08/06 23:50
Chapter: The Song

Genius sir, you are a genius. I haven't laughed that loud in a while. You made me put the Cd in and I'm listening to the song right now. I'm picturing Voldermort singing as I listen. You have offically corrupted me forever, now. Brillant, absolutely brillant.

Reviewer: Schmerg_The_Impaler
Date: 04/08/06 11:31
Chapter: The Song

Splendid! I just love The Lion King! I did a spoof of it/Harry Potter crossover, but your song was much better than mine! I can also see the Death Eaters doing "Be Prepared," and "Avada Kedavra" instead of "Hakuna Matata..."

Reviewer: Ronandchicken
Date: 07/19/05 21:35
Chapter: The Song

I have known and loved the Lion King ever since I was little--I have the original music CD and used to be able to recite the song "Madness of King Scar" by heart. Knowing this, a friend e-mailed me the link to your story, and I was quite pleased :) Glad to say your humor was not lost on me--my favorite bit? The host of little Toms *grins wildly* Isn't Voldemort funny that way? He is trying to conquer the world, and yet remains ignorant of a lot of things he would do better knowing about. Love, for instance. And women's hormones. haha.

Reviewer: zibbycomix
Date: 04/03/05 22:09
Chapter: The Song

OH my gosh this was hilarious! Some of my favorite lines were: "I don't think she expected to see the most evil man on the planet in fuzzy pink slippers." "Lots of things disappear here, sir." "Yeah... especially the socks." "I didn't do it on purpose! Okay, so well, maybe I did." Wow I was laughing really hard! Great job!

Reviewer: mala
Date: 01/07/05 15:21
Chapter: The Song

Musicsals AND Harry Potter AND LotR fan??? No way...I think we might be living parallel lives or something...I dont know...anyway, I laughed very very very hard at that, and just for the record, the Lion King is a beautiful show. I thought that was incredibly clever. Special good-job cookie for you!

Reviewer: Atarwyn
Date: 01/06/05 21:45
Chapter: The Song

That was so friking awsome! I loved it! Allot of little Toms!!! HAHAHAA!!

Reviewer: Scarlet Salamander
Date: 01/02/05 10:07
Chapter: The Song

I love that song! I can't stop laughing now - I keep imagining Voldemort bursting into song! I feel like listening to that on my lion king soundtrack right now, I might just do that...

You must login (register) to review.
Find out everything you need to know about the site right here.

We have stories and authors in this archive.


Choose Theme:
Epithalamium by Squibstress Professors
Minerva McGonagall is a bright, talented witch with dreams of becoming the first...
The Apothecary and the Bane by Icarus Unbound 1st-2nd Years
The apothecary receives a visitor in the wizarding slums of London.
M.I.T.: Entente Cordiale by Northumbrian 6th-7th Years
A strange and seemingly inexplicable death in London's West End brings an unlikely...
Twilit Confessions by ahattab33 3rd-5th Years
After returning from Australia with the Grangers, Ron realises the moment to...
Soul Sister by hestiajones 1st-2nd Years
Ted and Andromeda have just eloped. So, they dance. A songfic featuring...
Time and Tide by minnabird 6th-7th Years
Filius has seen her all his life: the Woman. She has been drifting through time...
Footprints in the Sand by Equinox Chick 6th-7th Years
It was a summer like any other for Danny. He worked at his parents' Bed and...
Consolation by Gmariam 3rd-5th Years
For years, Remus Lupin found comfort in the arms of Rosmerta Richardson...until...
Dangerous Liaisons by eternalangel 6th-7th Years
It was a dangerous game she was playing; Dorcas Meadowes knew it, but the exhilaration...