Reviewer: HermionesLittleSister
Date: 03/05/12 6:16
Chapter: Chapter One

I love this story so much! It's histerical!!! It always makes me smile! You should do some more comedy!

Reviewer: Vasi_Ricki
Date: 01/25/12 5:15
Chapter: Chapter One

Took 10 minutes to stop laughing long enough to type. One question though: what did McGonagall do?

Reviewer: Vasi_Ricki
Date: 01/25/12 5:12
Chapter: Chapter One

Took 10 minutes to stop laughing long enough to type. One question though: what did McGonagall do?

Reviewer: HermionesLittleSister
Date: 04/29/11 6:46
Chapter: Chapter One

I love the part where Hermione bites at peoples fingers!!!!

Reviewer: icanhazpotter
Date: 03/27/11 1:22
Chapter: Chapter One

great! i love a good fred and george!

Reviewer: kennedyfreak
Date: 04/26/09 20:20
Chapter: Chapter One


Reviewer: Luna_Cullen
Date: 04/04/09 15:52
Chapter: Chapter One

I just about pissed myself before the end!

Reviewer: thesmart1
Date: 12/29/08 21:25
Chapter: Chapter One

Oh man... hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha.......! WOW that was really funny!

Author's Response: Hey, thank! I'm really glad that I can make people laugh. Oddly enough, it is sometimes difficult in real life.

Author's Response: Hey, thank! I'm really glad that I can make people laugh. Oddly enough, it is sometimes difficult in real life.

Reviewer: Hermione_Rocks
Date: 12/04/08 19:31
Chapter: Chapter One



Yes, I know I am incredibly late to realize that this story made it through the queue. But . . . I prefer to think of it as fashionably late. Besides, better late than never, no?

Anywho. I don't have much to tell you that I haven't said before. You are wonderful. Your story is wonderful. It is I who should be thanking YOU for the honor of letting me be your beta.

*squishes again and then bounces off*

Author's Response: ^_^ *squishes back* Fashionably late... haha. Your welcome, then. <:3 )~ But really, I am so grateful for everything. Thank you. *smashes pie in face, laughs evilly, and bounces away in the opposite direction*

Reviewer: HermyStar
Date: 08/29/08 16:21
Chapter: Chapter One

I love it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author's Response: Wow. I'm giving you an award for the most exclamation points I've ever seen in one review. *hands shiny gold trophy to HermyStar*

Reviewer: Raffles
Date: 08/27/08 7:53
Chapter: Chapter One

Bwuahahahahahaha *falls of chair laughing* Ouch *Rubs head* That hurt.
Your story was so insanely funny!!!! You've got a real talent there! You should write a book or something. It would be a bestseller! Oh and I read your author page and I saw that cheese was one of your likes and I think thats awesome because i'm in a club! A Cheese Club! Including me it consist of... let me see *imitates counting on fingers* two people! Not much but still!

Author's Response: Is your head OK? I hope you're not hurt. Anyway, thanks so much for your review! Writing a book would be fun... I doubt that it would be a best seller, but thanks anyway! Cheese is great, isn't it? I'm eating string cheese right now! Have fun recruiting Cheese Club members!

Reviewer: cyberkitty
Date: 08/06/08 15:37
Chapter: Chapter One

Soooooooo funny!
I can't imagine Harry attacking anyone with a toothpick!
Please write more!
You have a great sense of humor! :D

Author's Response: Thank you!!! :-P Don't forget the pie! I have constructed an image in my head of Harry, with a little chunk of chocolatey pie on one end of the toothpick, viciously attacking random insane passersby, because he is also insane and has no idea what he is doing. I am going to write more--soon. It depends on when the perfect idea hits me.

Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron
Date: 08/04/08 10:30
Chapter: Chapter One

Holy crow. This story is amazing! Just as a side note, it's Cormac McLaggen, not Claggen unless you meant to mess it up. Awesome job, though.

Author's Response: I'm glad you liked it. No one else caught the McClaggen mistake. Thanks, I'll see if I can change it right away.

Reviewer: Treacle_Heart
Date: 08/02/08 15:11
Chapter: Chapter One

Oh my goodness, I laughed sooo hard at the end! I love love loved it! It was soo creative! You did a great job! :)
"Harry attacked me with a toothpick and a piece of pie."

"An army of first-years assaulted me with raw meat,” he grimaced, “and celery sticks!"

Author's Response: Treacle_Heart. Nice screename! Just a quick note, I'm not responsible for any injuries sustained during laughter. Especially if it was "sooo hard." I don't know why I chose such violence with various food items, but I'm glad you liked it! *Hugs* Thanks for your review!

Reviewer: rosemerta
Date: 07/27/08 23:26
Chapter: Chapter One

Well .. eyes were slightly damp . . . could very well have been tears caused by laughter. Could have been a coincidental case of an immediate allergy attack to the eyes also. *shrugs* We'll never know.

Author's Response: Coincidental... Hmm. Interesting.

Reviewer: rosemerta
Date: 07/24/08 19:07
Chapter: Chapter One

hahaha. so hilarious i think tears came to my eyes. took a while to calm down. the recounting of how people attacked the three was the most hilarious part of the story.

Author's Response: Hey, rosemerta! You think tears came to your eyes? (How can you THINK tears came to your eyes... Either they did or they didn't... Hmm.) Well, I'm happy I could make you cry! (Oddly enough, I've never said that before.) I agree about the ending, probably because it was the most fun to write.

Reviewer: NevillesGran
Date: 07/24/08 12:27
Chapter: Chapter One

Can't type. Laughing too hard! h ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah ha ha!

Author's Response: Sixteen 'ha's and two misspelled 'ha's? I'm honored.

Reviewer: x2o
Date: 07/22/08 21:26
Chapter: Chapter One

Hah, funny stuff, thanks for the read!

Author's Response: Hah, thanks, your welcome!

Reviewer: LILY042592
Date: 07/22/08 19:52
Chapter: Chapter One

That was totally hilarious couldn't stop laughing.

Author's Response: Wow, shnorhagallem! (Sorry, I just found out that 'thank you' is 'shnorhagallem' in Armenia. Sweet, huh?)

Reviewer: ink_daughter
Date: 07/22/08 15:52
Chapter: Chapter One

This was hilarious! I feel sorry for the Gryffindors who didn't eat any eclairs, they must have thought the world was coming to an end. Poor Snape... they actually did their homework! Great story, I can't wait for more by you.

Author's Response: Haha, I felt sorry for them too. And Snape, especially since... well... Let's just say he wasn't originally simply turning purple. You can't wait for more? Wow, thanks, I can't wait to write more.

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