Reviewer: Magic Marauder
Date: 11/11/08 9:00
Chapter: Issue the Fourth

Dear Draco,
There's a boy who sits next to me in Charms class and I really like him. And I can't tell if he likes me. He smiles and laughs at all my jokes, and pretty soon we're switching seats! So he might forget about me! What should I do???? You're the expert!
Not Exsisting In His Eyes

Reviewer: Flamesnake
Date: 11/08/08 5:10
Chapter: Issue the First

This story is awesome! Me and my friends are stuck on the wub-wub-wub thing- we sneak up on each other and flick each others ears XD

Hope the next chapter is up soon =D

Author's Response: Mercy, that just cracked me up! I'm imagining you and your friends flicking each other's ears and yelling "Wub-wub-wub"! I love imitating sound effects, or just making them up completely. Thanks for the note, and I'll have the chapter in the queue very soon!

Reviewer: Ava Marie
Date: 11/08/08 2:36
Chapter: Issue the Fourth

Ha, I love you soooo much. Keep writing, if only for my sake. You have a quiet wit about you, which I love. Please let a teacher send in a letter.... it would make my day! ILY!

Author's Response: Thanks for the sweet note! I love you, too! I've just updated a chapter in my other Humour story (Luna's Truth or Dare), but I'm working on the next issue for this to hopefully be posted soon. You gave me a great idea for a letter from a professor, by the way! *wink*

Reviewer: Ravenclaws Noble Heir
Date: 10/31/08 14:57
Chapter: Issue the Fourth

Dear Draco,
It would seem I have crossed the line. You see, on the our last weekend trip to Hogsmeade, I was in the Three broomsticks and I snogged my teacher. Yea I know, crazy right? But afterwards he didn't say anything, so I assumed it was ok. When we got back to Hogwarts, we sneaked up to his Chambers and know... Now, for some reason he won't speak to me!!! I feel so lost without him! I believe you know hiim. Tall, dark and handsome, sweet, charming, greasy haired ...(sign) How I wish to have him back in my arms!!! What do I do Draco??

Your also very sexy!! Do you think we might have a shot together??

Teacher's Kitten

Reviewer: Iulia Domna
Date: 10/31/08 7:13
Chapter: Issue the Fourth

Dear Draco,

Call me paranoid, but I think someone is trying to kill me. A cursed opal necklace was sent to the school a while ago and EVERYONE knows that I have a bit of a thing for opals, since Gellert gave me an opal ring all those years ago. Some of my favourite mead was also poisoned recently. Please help! I'm so scared and I admire you so much! I'm sure you'll know what to do.

Love and cuddles,

Reviewer: alyssa_S
Date: 10/30/08 1:12
Chapter: Issue the Fourth


Reviewer: -Rosette_Potter-
Date: 10/26/08 8:09
Chapter: Issue the First

Please put my letter in!!!!!!
Dear Draco,
So there is this REALLY hot guy (With blonde hair and grey eyes), but I'm to scared to ask him out. What should I do???
Slytherin, Year 5

Reviewer: lunarox14
Date: 10/22/08 19:44
Chapter: Issue the Fourth

Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaase update soon! You haven't updated in almost forever, and your killing us! We, the faithful followers of your story, want more! You can't leave us hanging like this! It's pure torture! You're going to drive us all insane!

Author's Response: Relax, love! I updated the next chapter almsot a week ago. I'm waiting for the mods to approve it and post it for you all to see. Patience... I'm sorry for the long wait, but don't give up on me yet!

Reviewer: HermioneGrangerfan
Date: 10/18/08 9:17
Chapter: Issue the First

U av 1 of the best sense of humors on all thesestories :) :D

Author's Response: Thanks! *Blush!*

Reviewer: HPisgreat72
Date: 10/16/08 0:14
Chapter: Issue the First

To Draco,
I have a problem with my friends, they always get annoyed whenever I correct their mistakes, which is often. They call me a know it all and one even recorded an embarrassing video about me. Do you have any ideas how to get the video back?
From a fellow hater of Potter.

Author's Response: Draco is reviewing your letter! Thanks for writing in, love.

Reviewer: Raffles
Date: 10/15/08 8:11
Chapter: Issue the Fourth

hey there
I just had to read this chapter again. Its one of my faves :)
The first time I read it I missed the italic paragraph at the beginning. reading it now cracked me up!
"I’m not a piece of meat! (Well, sometimes…)"
thats just soo funny :D
please update soon!!!!!

Author's Response: The italic paragraph at the start is Draco's intro to the weekly column! That's where he posts news, updates, or general rambling. Every section in italics is Draco's writing. Thanks for the note, and I hope the update I just submitted gets cleared soon! I'm particularly proud of Issue the Fifth!

Reviewer: Magic Marauder
Date: 10/09/08 11:36
Chapter: Issue The Third

Dear Draco,
I am in love with this guy whos initals are D. M. He had blonde hair and is really good at Potions. I'm in Gryfindor (and I really wish I was in Slytherin with him) so I dont think he'll like me. What can I do to get him to notice me?
Ms. Gryfindor Hater

Author's Response: Draco is reviewing your letter!

Reviewer: the_weird_one
Date: 10/05/08 9:32
Chapter: Issue the Fourth

One word: Hill-AIR-ree-us!! The way Draco solves issues is funny, and so are some of the letters. He really is full of himself, isn't he? The perspective that he takes is...interesting, and he isn't afraid to say anything to embarrass the writer. It's also funny because the writers take him so seriously, and he only gives a ridiculous response, if a response at all.
By the way, I've been noticing that some people are writing letters on the review boards. Do you publish them? At all? I just want to know 'cause I'm too lazy to go back and see the reviews for last issue. Once again, I like the voice and tone that you have in your stories. Keep up the good work!

Author's Response: Thanks for the kind words! I appreciate the feedback. To answer your question, I do use the letters that readers post in their reviews. Rarely I don't use a letter, because it's too similar to one that's been posted before, or it's just too absurd for Draco to even begin to answer it! Any questions for Draco's advice can be posted in the Reviews. Thanks again for the supportive feedback!

Reviewer: madogdan
Date: 09/29/08 20:22
Chapter: Issue the First

I thoroughly enjoyed this one it made me laugh alot, thanks for Draco's column

Author's Response: Thanks for reading!

Reviewer: madogdan
Date: 09/29/08 20:07
Chapter: Issue the Fourth

i really enjoyed this one but you could of done better with some stuff but that end one was really good, once again thanks

Author's Response: Thanks for your honest opinion! I enjoy hearing about ways I can improve my writing, so don't hesitate!

Reviewer: madogdan
Date: 09/29/08 19:51
Chapter: Issue The Third

I choked at the Schmergy, Wub-wub-wub i could not stop laughing, your realy creative i like how you put ronald weasley to bonald beasley, good job with the articles

Author's Response: Haha! Thanks! The wub-wub-wub is my favourite part, too. ;)

Reviewer: madogdan
Date: 09/29/08 19:28
Chapter: Issue the Second

I really enjoyed this one it was really funny your views for what draco would say is really good, also your views for other people and dracos view towards Harry, Ginny, Ron, Neville and hermione where really funny, thanks for this

Author's Response: Thank *you* for reading! Check back soon!

Reviewer: lovely_witch
Date: 09/19/08 12:34
Chapter: Issue the Fourth

Ha! I love it.

Dear Draco,
I'm just too perfect for words. Seeing as you have the same problem, I was wondering if you could help me out. Teachers adore me, and students constantly want to spend time with me. It's nice, but it's very exausting. What should I do?

Supreme in Ravenclaw

Author's Response: Draco is reviewing your letter!

Reviewer: Flamesnake
Date: 09/17/08 3:04
Chapter: Issue the Fourth

Dear Draco,
I have a HUGE problem. Im a Slytherin girl, and the other day I was in potions with the gryffindors. I was brewing a simple sleeping draught, when it exploded! And I swear the gryffindors had something to do with it, because when the smoke cleared my hair was red with gold streaks! I look like a bloody Weasley! Luckily Snape punished Potter and friends, but whatever they used is near-permanent- Snape said that it will take 2 weeks to brew a draught to return my hair to normal! How should I get my friends to leave me alone until then?

Author's Response: Draco is reviewing your letter!

Reviewer: FireboltCrasher
Date: 09/15/08 15:22
Chapter: Issue the First

Draco is so hilarious! It's likke no matter what situation people write to him about, he'll drag himself into it somehow!
Please update soon! Can't wait for more laughs!

Author's Response: I've just submitted Issue the Fifth, but it might bounce back because of some sill rule about not having 2 humour stories in the queue at one time. Argh!

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