Reviewer: HermioneGrangerfan
Date: 03/20/09 16:52
Chapter: Issue the First


Reviewer: captburke
Date: 02/12/09 0:07
Chapter: Issue the Fifth

Hey Draco,
Last Hogsmeade weekend I went to the Hogs Head pub with three friends. We got two bottles of firewhiskey and shared it with some girls we met. Can you get pregnant from sharing firewhiskey? I flunked Health Class and don't dare ask my parents.
Too young to be a daddy.

Reviewer: captburke
Date: 02/11/09 23:29
Chapter: Issue The Third

Dear Draco,
I really like this older guy who's already out of school. How do I get him to notice me as someone he could love and not as a mere schoolgirl?
7th yr Gryffindor

Reviewer: captburke
Date: 02/11/09 23:10
Chapter: Issue the Second

No self-centered ego here, just pure confidence

Reviewer: captburke
Date: 02/11/09 23:02
Chapter: Issue the First

It's funny

Reviewer: SchnazzyMango
Date: 01/16/09 22:40
Chapter: Issue the First

( I want to write another one. :D)

Dear Draco,

I have a serious issue. I have a serious memory issue, and I fail all of my tests. I don't remember why....I, that's not it.

Anyway, I've got another problem, too. My friend is in love with me! He's a guy, and he's funny, but he's....something else, I just can't put my finger on it....

I've included a photo of myself, showing off my Slytherin tattoo on my neck. Heheh, it drives people wild. Anyway....I don't remember. Goodbye!

-Forgetful Female (

Reviewer: SchnazzyMango
Date: 01/09/09 22:38
Chapter: Issue the Fifth

I love this letters. You are one of my favorite authors here, with this and Luna's Truth or Dare. Keep up the amazing work and keep up the questions, readers united :D

Reviewer: SchnazzyMango
Date: 01/09/09 22:37
Chapter: Issue the First

Dear Draco,

I have a problem (of course). I'm not on the list for your calender! I've been driven to tears. I've included a photo. I hope this'll persuade you that I'm a good enough choice for your list.

(By the way, tell B.Z. that his bum is so fun to pinch!)

Mamma Mia

Reviewer: Raffles
Date: 01/06/09 0:35
Chapter: Issue the Fifth

Hey, it's me again,
Remember? The girl that sneezed?
Ok, well I tried out that advice you gave me, but it totally backfired!!!!
Maybe I forgot to mention before, but my brother Felix, is more of a mastermind in pranks that you would expect a 12 year old twit to be. So I followed your instructions, went and got myself one of those 'Gabol and Jape's Wafty Wand'. So as he was talking to a bunch of his looser friends at breakfast, I quickly switched his wand with the fake wand. He seemed like he didn't notice anything, but thats just what he wants you to think. So after breakfast I walked up to charms with my new best friend Katie, (since Cho Chang still won't talk to me!). I was imagining Felix in transfiguration using the fake wand, completely humiliating himself, when Professor Flitwick called me up to the front. Apparently, the wafty wand, doesn't need a spell to 'work it's magic' it simply needs some wand movements. So as a demonstrated the basic hand movements of the levitating charm, a loud 'pfffffffffffffffff' erupted from my general direction. You were right about the smell too!
Now I'm not only the idiot girl that sneezed, I'm the idiot joke of the school that sneezed and farted!
What do I dooo??
Love, Raffles

Reviewer: Ravenclaws Noble Heir
Date: 12/29/08 17:52
Chapter: Issue the Fifth


Reviewer: mzap
Date: 12/26/08 15:18
Chapter: Issue the Fifth

This fic is absolutely hilarious. I love reading it and I think its really great. I hope to see more soon.

Reviewer: RowenaHeart
Date: 12/16/08 17:09
Chapter: Issue the Fifth

Dear Draco,
I have a problem. There's a few guys that like me, but I don't like any of them! The first one's a stalker, he tried to trap me in some bushes after he stole my wand out of my back pocket. Luckily there was a stick nearby, and I managed to beat him off. He won't be walking for a few weeks... heh heh... another one I met during my vacation in the US. He won't stop sending me owls! The last one is a muggle, although I actually do like him a bit. Trouble is, he has a friend who's a hacker (can "hack" into nearly any type of security, government or technology related) who figured out where I live! Now he's following me around. I like him, but this is a bit much! And every time I let my hair down out of it's customary braid (I rarely wear it down) tons of guys who've never even noticed me start following me with drool on their chins! And they're all total losers! What am I supposed to do? Aside from the muggle, the only guy I like lives thousands of miles away. Any advice?
-Exasperated Aida

Reviewer: not-so-saint
Date: 12/16/08 6:03
Chapter: Issue the First

so it means that Luna's Truth or Dare next chapter soon will be here? jeeey!!! can't wait...

ehh rules... well - good luck with issue the six :)

Reviewer: HermyStar
Date: 12/15/08 8:16
Chapter: Issue the Fifth

Dear Draco,

I have a feeling that you're going to insult me, but I thought that my problem may be one that you enjoy writing about. I am madly in love with a cartoon character. Not a celebrity, but a cartoon character that dosen't exist. I can't help it! He's hot, kind to all the creatures of the Earth, and nearly perfect! Of coarse he has his flaws. He can be a bit clueless sometimes, but what boy isn't? I wish I could go into his world and travel with him and his pikach- I mean, his pet. Do you have any idea on how to get this boy out of my head?

Girl that loves Randomness
I wrote this because I am random, and because I think what Draco says will be extremely funny. I'm sorry I haven't revewed in a long time. My stupid extremely slow, five year old computer refused to go online for a couple months. Also, can you guess who the boy in my letter is? I dare you to!!!

Reviewer: not-so-saint
Date: 12/13/08 5:44
Chapter: Issue the Fifth

good job!!! :)
especially i like the answer to Kelsey - sounded just like what Draco could say! and the letter from Blaise is excellent!
when we can wait the next issue?

Author's Response: Because of that MNFF rule that I can't have two seperate Humour chapters in the queue at once, I have to take turns updating my two Humour stories. Right now, the next chapter of Luna's Truth or Dare is there. But, while I await its approval, I'm working on the next issue of To Draco!

Reviewer: Raffles
Date: 12/12/08 18:52
Chapter: Issue the Fifth

yay, you included my letter. thanks soo much!
these just keep getting funnier. my stomach hurts from laughing!!!!!

Author's Response: Thanks for letting me know I made you laugh! This is why I love writing Humour. SPeaking of which, I just updated a new chapter of Luna's Truth or Dare into the queue. Let's hope it's approved soon!

Reviewer: FireboltCrasher
Date: 12/09/08 19:07
Chapter: Issue the Fifth

Wow, this is even better than the last one! Keep it up!

Author's Response: Thanks! You all are so supportive here!

Reviewer: Leah_Lovegood
Date: 12/09/08 17:42
Chapter: Issue the Fifth

Dear Draco,

I've got a great idea for a fanclub meeting: go with your biggest fan to a club.


Reviewer: lunarox14
Date: 11/25/08 20:13
Chapter: Issue the Fourth

I love this. I think I;ve said it about a gazillion and six times, but I absolutely love this story!

Dear Draco,
Right now, I really hate school. My ex-boyfriend is a jerk, the classes are too hard, and I'm losing my old friends, They've all moved on to bigger and better things. I only ever see my friend Rosie, and when I'm around her half the time my ex is around too. He's everywhere we are, it's pathetic! I knew he kinda liked her as well as me when he asked me out, her and plenty of other girls, but I'm completely fed up with him! He calls me ugly and stupid and fat now that I've been giving him the silent treatment, andnow I'm starting to believe what he says is true! My friends all tell me I'm pretty, but more cute than pretty, but what if they're just trying to be nice to me? What do I do? And how do I learn to not suck at relationships (this isn't my first relationship gone down the toilet).
~Juliet the Ugly Duckling

Reviewer: lunarox14
Date: 11/25/08 19:54
Chapter: Issue the Fourth

Annie, girl, you need to update this asap! You're killng us! Patience may be a virtue, but it isn't one of mine. I've been waiting on an update for this or Luna's Truth or Dare for forever! Pleeeeeaaaaase try to update soon! The school year has been bad enough without being left over the edge waiting for story updates! And this story is sooo good!

Author's Response: I'm so sorry for the wait! I took a realllllly long holiday. I'm smacking my hands for making you all wait, and you have permission to tar and feather me! But first, I'm setting up the next chapter for you. Hopefully it won't be in the queue very long. I'm sorry about your rough school year, I know it can be torture! Off-topic, but my dirty laundry is piling up sky-high and I just don't want to touch it. Blargh!

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