Reviewer: Fireater
Date: 07/01/08 6:31
Chapter: Issue the First

Dear Draco,
I must say that was just a bit extreme. I didn't really like my brother's hair either, but to curse him bald?! Draco, he's been growing his hair since he was five years old! And to tell him, "No Slytherin is going to parade in front of me preening his bloody arse-length, dyed-blond hair as long as I have a wand in my hand," was a bit mean. He's only a first year you know.
Anyway, please take the curse of him; skinhead is just SO not his look. (At the very least turn his scalp back to a normal color. Draco, really, neon green? C'mon!)
Sincerely yours,
Vincent Crabbe

Author's Response: Draco is reviewing your letter! I'm not sure it'll get past the mods for canon-ness, but we'll see!

Reviewer: Weasel_B
Date: 06/30/08 13:22
Chapter: Issue the First

This is a brilliant idea!! :D I want to write in my own problem soon- you did the advice column in a fantastic way, really characterizing Draco and Tom Felton! I hope you continue with this fanfic



Much love&luck-
LM

Author's Response: Thank you so much! I've already got Issue 2 in the queue, and lots of wonderful and interesting letters from readers for the 3rd issue in store! This is one of my favourite things to write. Thanks for the supportive feedback. Check out one of my other stories if you get bored!

Reviewer: haydensnape
Date: 06/30/08 10:03
Chapter: Issue the First

Dear Draco,

I'm having some major boy problems right now, and was hoping you could help. You see, two of my best friends are guys and I think both of them have a crush on me. I can tell because they keep giving me unrequired presents, such as boquets of singing daisys. But I hve a crush on this kid in my year, but he doesn't even know I exist. He's really hot, and is in the same house as me(Slytherin), and his initials are B.Z. I want to ask him out, but I'm too nervous!How do I ask him out while avoiding total humiliation?And how do I tell my friends to stop trying to flirt with me without hurting their feelings?

Heather



Author's Response: Draco is reviewing your letter!

Reviewer: Black-Sand
Date: 06/30/08 5:30
Chapter: Issue the First

To Draco,
I'm a Gryffindor and theres this puuure worthy blonde in my potions class, i mean SMOKING HOT! but he practically has his lips glowed to the teachers butt (ew i know) how do i get him to stop loving potions and start...*cough cough* loving me?
Love ;) Gryffindor with a good eye.
Bahaha, i couldnt stop myself from writing in, to much sugar XD. i really like this story, its so random, no offence but who in their right minds would ask Draco for advise...oh wait i did, well my point proven. na but its a good story, "feel free to lop it at Harry Potters giant head" i love that bit. LMAO!!!

Author's Response: Draco is reviewing your letter, with a knowing eye. ;) Thanks for the kind note, I hope you enjoy the column and get a good laugh! I mean, er... life wisdom!

Reviewer: HPisgreat72
Date: 06/29/08 21:22
Chapter: Issue the First

Very good first issue. You have a unique sense of dealing with problems, if I have one I'll remember this.

Author's Response: I appreciate that! Thanks for taking the time to leave a note. :)

Reviewer: vadha
Date: 06/29/08 20:27
Chapter: Issue the First

was funny but it cud improve a bit

Author's Response: I'm open to suggestions!

Reviewer: life_lemons
Date: 06/29/08 16:38
Chapter: Issue the First

ohhhh. Haha. That is absolutly hilarious! I love this. OK so I have one.

Dear Draco,

I'm hopelessly in love with this hot blond boy in my Potions class. He's kinda a suck-up to the potions teacher, so most of my freinds don't like him. I think he's just a misundrestood hootie. What should I do? Should I go after the guy or ignore him like my freinds? 

--Crushing in Potions 



Author's Response: Draco is considering your letter!

Reviewer: Wolfgirl08
Date: 06/29/08 13:21
Chapter: Issue the First

Draco,
My name is Mallisa I have Blonde hair and brown eyes. I like a boy in my potions class but i do not know if he likes me how do I find out?


(PS to Hutchinson, I like the idea for this.)

Author's Response: Haha, double-post! <3

Reviewer: Wolfgirl08
Date: 06/29/08 13:21
Chapter: Issue the First

Draco,
My name is Mallisa I have Blonde hair and brown eyes. I like a boy in my potions class but i do not know if he likes me how do I find out?


(PS to Hutchinson I like the idea for this.)

Author's Response: Draco is reviewing your letter with a knowing eye. Thanks for the note, I hope you enjoy next issue!

Reviewer: armagod679
Date: 06/29/08 11:31
Chapter: Issue the First

Somehow, it fits...

Author's Response: Best review ever! LOL!

Reviewer: Malfoy_Star92
Date: 06/29/08 10:39
Chapter: Issue the First

LoL, This us fan fic is really cool. This is also a very good idea. I'm so glad that you restarted it. Keep Writing.

Author's Response: Thanks for reading and sticking with me! The next chapter will be posted as soon as I'm finished responding to reviews, so check back soon! Thanks again for the supportive words!

Reviewer: Siriusly Mr Black
Date: 06/29/08 10:35
Chapter: Issue the First

Dear Draco,

I'm a slytherin, and i keep sleepwalking. i find it really hard to sleep after my boyfriend broke up with me, and my constant ramblings keep annoying my dorm-mates. What shall i do?

Sleepless in slytherin

Really good fi! I really enjoyed your characterisation of Draco, and i hope this fic continues to succeed and gets lots of participation :-)

Lucinda

Author's Response: Draco is reviewing your letter! Thanks for the feedback, and the participation!

Reviewer: lovely_witch
Date: 06/29/08 8:02
Chapter: Issue the First

Hahaha that's too funny! What a great idea. Alright I've got one:

Dear Draco,
My entire family has been to Hogwarts, including my two older sisters who are still here. I've heard so much about it, but no one ever bothered to mention how hard it is to get around! I keep getting hopelessly lost and I never make it to my classes on time. Then when I recieve a detention, I can't make it there on time either because a staircase has switched on me or something. Do you have any advice to give first years on how to navigate around the school safely?
~Horribly Lost in Hufflepuff

Author's Response: Draco is reviewing your letter!

Reviewer: Schmerg_The_Impaler
Date: 06/29/08 7:49
Chapter: Issue the First

I forgot how much I loved this story. Your version of Draco is hilarious... I think my favourite one was Draco's letter to Roop. And I can imagine Tom Felton saying all of this stuff in his snide little voice. Wait, I lied. My favourite one is OBVIOUSLY the insane last one. "I feel like my head is full of bees!" The funny thing is, things like that happen at my high school every day... And guys like Draco really are utterly perplexed by all of this. I think Draco would be proud of the heinous Keller, though. That guy sounds like a true Slytherin. And I loved the end of the letter where he offered 'frivolously expensive dinners' unless she was unpopular.

Author's Response: I'm glad you returned! Your cameos are still in here, somewhere. Thanks for the thought-out note, you all are so supportive here! This is one of my favourite stories to write here because it's interactive. I've already submitted the next chapter, updated with new letters that people have sent in. I hope you like the revival, and thanks again for the kind note!

Reviewer: missacharae
Date: 06/29/08 4:28
Chapter: Issue the First

To Draco,
I am a Gryffindor. My best friend is a Slytherin. His so-called friends are pureblood extremists, and hex me and my friends any chance they get. Well what do you expect, they're Slytherins. But my best friend does not do anything about it. And he says the boys in my house are big-headed prats etc. Basically, we cannot keep the interhouse rivalry out of our friendship. What do I do?
Lily

Author's Response: Draco is reviewing your letter!

Reviewer: Black-Sand
Date: 06/29/08 2:28
Chapter: Issue the First

O.M.G. thats funny, hope you write another one soon

Author's Response: I'm getting ready to post the next issue now! Check back soon! ;)

Reviewer: helz_belz
Date: 06/29/08 0:51
Chapter: Issue the First

Hehe
You characterized Draco well, while making him humorous. Nice Job!
Can't wait for more!

Author's Response: A stellar compliment! Thank you for the note!

Reviewer: CowGirlHPFan
Date: 06/28/08 23:01
Chapter: Issue the First

Hahaha that was great!!! Had me laughing soo hard!!! Can't wait for more:D

Author's Response: I'm so happy to hear I made you laugh! Check back soon!

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