Reviewer: chasitie black
Date: 02/25/13 21:40
Chapter: Issue the First

Hey you seem to be really good at giving advice and i have a super big problem. These girls really dislike me but idk why. They are super rude to me.This seems to hapen to me alot. They used to be my bffs but now... Am i a bad frien or am i hanging with the wrong sort of girls. Im tired of all this drama!
Keep writing! You are so my new favorite author.
Yours truly
to much drama

Reviewer: Hermione34778
Date: 03/02/12 13:07
Chapter: Issue the Fifth

Best story ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reviewer: Anne-of-Slytherin
Date: 07/29/11 13:56
Chapter: Issue the Fifth

Hahaha Draco, you are SO funny!!!! Here's my letter
Hey Draco,
So my mates and I are the top of the line pranksters in Slytherin House and we would like to pull a few pranks on the Weaselette and the Mudblood. Got any ideas? And when are those Slytherin calendars coming out? Staring at you throughout the month of May would make a lovely birthday present.
Sierra of Slytherin

Reviewer: rowangreenhill
Date: 06/20/11 17:55
Chapter: Issue the Fifth

I have a few problems, and you're at the top of the list. My friend Savannah fancies you and you are all she talks about. IT IS SO ANNOYING!!! I try to tell her that you are a fictional character (no offense bloke, but you are) and yet she still persists on wanting to marry you! Can you please make yourself less attractive to my friends?
Second problem: my ex-boyfriend, Tyler. Last year he moved halfway across the country and I havent heard from him since. But now his friend Max is saying that he still likes me and wants to get in contact with me. I havent heard from him in a I really want a long distance relationship?
Another thing is Edwin and Riley...not to mention Joe. Ed and Riley are two of my best friends and they both like me. They are refusing to talk to each other till I choose one of them. And another problem is Joe. Joe is my neighbor and hes a year older than me. He keeps putting not-so-anonymous love notes on my windowsill and I keep finding roses in my backyard. I dont know if I like him or Ed or Ri. What should I do?
-Reluctant Crush

Reviewer: rowangreenhill
Date: 06/20/11 16:49
Chapter: Issue the Fifth

Dear Draco,
I really fancy Harry Potter (have since I was 10), but there are a few problems...
1.) He is best friends with my brother
2.) He doesn't know that I exist
3.) He fancies Cho Chang!
What can I do to get Harry's attention?
Red-Headed Gryffindor Girl

Reviewer: Kathrinex
Date: 07/30/10 12:26
Chapter: Issue the Fifth

haha! this made me laugh, love it! :D
I've not read a story in this format but I like it, keep it up :)

Reviewer: The_Lovely_Rowena
Date: 06/19/10 22:57
Chapter: Issue the First

Dear Draco,
The doctor told me I have 2 weeks to live... How should I spend it? Please answer quickly...
~Looking For Fun

Reviewer: the bushy haired know-it-all
Date: 04/20/10 19:07
Chapter: Issue the First

Dear Draco,
I read constantly, I am on honor role, I have the best of grades, and life is, (almost) perfect…except the fact I think I REALLY need a boyfriend. It gets kinda lonely when books are one of your top friends. But the only guy I like even in the slightest is my best friend. Should I or should I not date him? And if so, how do I get him interested?
the Bookworm

Reviewer: the bushy haired know-it-all
Date: 04/20/10 19:07
Chapter: Issue the First

Dear Draco,
I read constantly, I am on honor role, I have the best of grades, and life is, (almost) perfect…except the fact I think I REALLY need a boyfriend. It gets kinda lonely when books are one of your top friends. But the only guy I like even in the slightest is my best friend. Should I or should I not date him? And if so, how do I get him interested?
the Bookworm

Reviewer: hogwartsismydrug
Date: 03/07/10 20:39
Chapter: Issue the Fourth

Dear Draco,
I'm having some major friend problems: I'm afraid that my friend is becoming anorexic because she wants to impress a guy *cough*you*cough* I told her that she's perfect the way she is, because she isn't fat or obese or whatever. So what should I do?
- worried for a friend

Reviewer: adeebee10
Date: 02/21/10 23:02
Chapter: Issue The Third

I LOVED the ear flicking response!!

Reviewer: adeebee10
Date: 02/21/10 22:47
Chapter: Issue the First

Every single one of those responses made me laugh :) i love it!

Reviewer: Draconim
Date: 08/10/09 18:06
Chapter: Issue the First

Wow. This story REALLY made me laugh hard. Luna's Truth or Dare is soooo funny, too. I can't wait for new chapters! Oh, and I have an idea for a letter to Draco...

Dear Draco,
Well, I have this crush on an amazingly hot guy who I think is the best Quidditch player ever, and his name is Harr- Never mind. Well, the point is, somebody overheard I liked him, and started spreading it, so I tried to hex him in Charms. I'm told I have a very splendid Bat-Bogey Hex. But that aside, my crush got in the way of the hex, and now I'm sure my chances with him are ruined! Help me, Draco!
Lots of Love,

Reviewer: Ravenclaws Noble Heir
Date: 07/31/09 18:23
Chapter: Issue the Second

Dear Draco,
I wrote to you in the Second Issue of your amazing column asking for advice on how I could stop my my wild thoughts. I must say that I didn't expect that you would seem so interested in me. But for your information and of course because its all for the betterment of my situation, I like to play, um. games! *winks* Dislikes: Gryffindors! As for my measurements ... why don't you find out for youself?
Miranda (But you can call me Mimi *winks*)

Reviewer: The_Lovely_Rowena
Date: 06/22/09 13:54
Chapter: Issue the Fifth

I love this story!!!!!!! Draco is such a fun character to play with in these humor fics. You do his personality so well!

Reviewer: hedwig_pigwidgeon
Date: 05/16/09 21:23
Chapter: Issue the First

Dear Draco,
I am a 5th year Gryffindor,and I have a serious issue that you alone can help me with.The other day, I walked into a deserted classroom and saw my long-time crush (whose initials are H.J.P.) snogging with that that scumsucking Ravenclaw,Cho Chang! She's such a(something not so nice here)!!!What should I do to make Har-I mean,H.J.P.-ditch the bitch and go for me instead?And if it doesn't work,will you be my boyfriend?You are so schmexy!
Love and Kisses,
Topaz Marsh
Gryffindor 5th year

P.S:It was I who pinched your arse in Potions yesterday.I couldn't resist!

Reviewer: HermyStar
Date: 05/04/09 0:39
Chapter: Issue the First

I NEED you to critique my work!!!!!!!!!! On, I have a story called Another Version of the Harry OC Love stoy by HermyStar.

Please read it !!!!!! You cantry the search box!!!!!

Huggles From HermyStar

Reviewer: Zendora A Fairfield
Date: 04/06/09 16:06
Chapter: Issue the First

Are you sure you're not really Draco malfoy?? Because tht's exactly the kind of crap he would pass off as advice!!!! Absolutely hilarious!!! Better than fred and george burning umbridge to a crisp!!!!

Reviewer: Phoenix156
Date: 03/30/09 3:26
Chapter: Issue the Fifth

Hutch, I think this was my favourtie part:
"Here’s what you do:
1) Send a photo along with your measurements, likes, and dislikes.
2) Await my response."

"Atomic arse!” *can't breathe from laughing so hard*

No wait, this is the winner:
Dear Reader:
Look out, young son! I don’t know about the howling at the moon, but I’d probably act the same way if I bled for five days and didn’t die. Here’s another question to ponder: why do girls always go to the loo in groups? Sometimes I think there’s a giant lobby in there with a mini-bar and a salon. Maybe even a cinema! Why else would they all go in together, stay in there for so long, and come back out looking completely refreshed?

I laughed so hard when I read it! Also, I'm sure someone else pointed it out to you (I haven't checked out the rest of reviews yet) but Heather's letter is twice. Loved both responses anyway! Draco has a thing for his bum being smacked doesn't he? Lol. I love how he hits on some of the females writing him! This has always been the way I pictured Draco to be, I love your charaterisation of him. And I love that you put in a letter from Voldie!

Great job, as ALWAYS! :-)

(oh my this looks like it's a long one lol)

Reviewer: kkrazyondaloose
Date: 03/29/09 17:02
Chapter: Issue the Second

Dear Draco,God of greatness..
I'm a 5th year Ravenclaw,I was just wondering,How many girls have you dated?

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