Reviews For Snape Speed-Dating
Reviewer: dani123
Date: 05/15/08 13:12
Chapter: Chapter 3

Oh my gosh. Anti-nausea elixir? *laughs* That was the best chapter so far. Good work! :D

Author's Response: Thank you :D

Reviewer: CowGirlHPFan
Date: 05/14/08 22:56
Chapter: Chapter 3

OMG!!!! Haha that was great!!!! It even had.....THE TOAD!!!!!! And Lockhart being Oblivated? That was great!!! Love the whole Snape/Lockhart scene, it was brilliant!!! Great job:) Please update again soon:)

Author's Response: Thankles :)

Reviewer: moonstargazer
Date: 05/14/08 22:45
Chapter: Chapter 3

Absolutely brilliant!!! I just love this story! I just sit and giggle myself crazy at Snape as he fights off all of the ladies...I'm surprized he has'nt turned Flitwick into a stepstool by now, lol.
And who in their right mind would want to date Dolores Umbridge?? What a toad!
Once again, great story!! Can't wait to see the next chapter!

Author's Response: Who would date Dolores? Hmm... Filch? *gets evil ideas* MWA-HA-HA-HA!!!

Reviewer: dani123
Date: 05/10/08 22:44
Chapter: Chapter 1

Oh my gosh...That was absolutely hilarious! My favorite part was when Lockhart blew the crumbs all over Severus..... lol. I can totally imagine that. Write more, please!

Author's Response: Wish granted :D

Reviewer: mlpony22
Date: 04/27/08 18:11
Chapter: Chapter 2

LOL!!!!!!! (sorry. can't think of anything more creative)
-may the muffins be with you.

Author's Response: Yep, that's creative enough for me, lol.

Reviewer: ada22
Date: 04/21/08 15:45
Chapter: Chapter 2

I just had to make a comment. I simply love it!

Author's Response: Glad to hear it :)

Reviewer: undesirable_number1
Date: 04/15/08 18:40
Chapter: Chapter 1

Haha! I love your writing! This is one of the best humor fics I've ever read! Snape is so biting and sarcastic...and I love Flitwick's joke about the red sparks! Thanks so much for sharing your talent. This fic really brightened my day!

Author's Response: Thanks for telling me that; it brightened up MY day :)

Reviewer: The_Mystic
Date: 04/11/08 18:37
Chapter: Chapter 2

Provolone is a pretty delicious sort of cheese as well. ;)

But, as always, this was a great chapter. I think you've managed to capture Severus' dialogue quite well. Good luck with future installments, I'll be waiting!

Author's Response: Ooh! I forgot about provolone...or couldn't remember how to spell it *scratches chin* Anyhoo...Thanks so much! I still have to get my act together and get the next installment to my betas O-:)

Reviewer: padfoot_girl
Date: 04/07/08 23:58
Chapter: Chapter 2

"“So are the seventies,” he replied, nodding at her afro."

And

"“Get it out already, you silly old bat!” Snape spat."

Cracked me up instantly! Great job! Update soon :D

Author's Response: Glad to crack you up. Will try to update soon...if I'm not too lazy. Yes, I am a sluggish couch potato. Sad. very sad.

Reviewer: padfoot_girl
Date: 04/07/08 23:48
Chapter: Chapter 1

Completely hilarious.

" “Filius, if you ever wished to perform the Killing Curse, I beg you would choose this moment,” Snape growled, looking dead ahead at Gilderoy Lockhart. "

I loved the use of the word "dead" right there. Clever, indeed! Very funny story. It had me laughing out loud (literally) can't wait to read chapter 2. *runs to read it*

=)

Author's Response: LOLing is good =) My work here is done.

Reviewer: snpdrgn
Date: 04/07/08 11:28
Chapter: Chapter 2

Very delightful! Most homor stories come off as kind of cheesy, but this one is great! ; )

Author's Response: Thank you. Though, I do like cheese. Baby swiss. Cheddar (not the sharp stuff; more on the mild side). American...if you can call that cheese. Mm. Now I'm hungry! :P

Reviewer: Trivia Camlee
Date: 04/06/08 20:32
Chapter: Chapter 2

“No!” Snape yelled and lifted his own wand. “I will hex you to high heaven if you even think of trying to lay wand on me.”

Another great chapter, it was funny and realistic :)

Author's Response: I'm glad you enjoyed.

Reviewer: Trivia Camlee
Date: 04/06/08 20:28
Chapter: Chapter 1

Good chapter. My favorite part was:
“You mean kill Lockhart?” asked Flitwick, aghast.

“I meant kill me.”

“Oh dear.”


Very amusing; I'm off to read the next chapter!

Author's Response: Thank you :)

Reviewer: DMTAT003
Date: 04/06/08 0:26
Chapter: Chapter 2

Thanks for the update, it's nice to have some nice humor to read.

Author's Response: My pleasure :)

Reviewer: moonstargazer
Date: 04/05/08 22:20
Chapter: Chapter 2

Oh this is just soo cute!! But Snape is such a party pooper! Grouchy old thing is'nt he? Guess he's never going to meet anybody with that attitude of his....
Very cute and fun to read!

Author's Response: Thank you. Yes, Snape is one old snark. "Guess he's never going to meet anybody with that attitude of his" Or will he? :::::EVIL::::::

Reviewer: lostinside1
Date: 04/05/08 19:45
Chapter: Chapter 2

hehe. :)

Author's Response: I collect smileys. Thank you :)

Reviewer: lostinside1
Date: 04/05/08 19:42
Chapter: Chapter 1

lmao. poor snape.

Author's Response: Yes. Alas, poor Snape :)

Reviewer: Afifa
Date: 04/05/08 18:41
Chapter: Chapter 2

Oh my Godric! I've fallen in love with this fic. I love ALL the sarcastic comments by Snape. You really know what he'd say at what times. Your characterisation is perfect.

“Oh joy. This looks promising,” Snape muttered to himself as a witch with uncontrollably frizzy white hair walked towards him.
You don't know how much this first line cracked me up. =D

“Do you like Pinm1;a Coladas ?”
I'm assuming that it's 'Pina'.

“Too bad. I always liked the dark, greasy type,” the blonde sighed, as she tickled Snape’s chin with her false fingernails.
Ookkay, now that's weird. lol.

“Glad you’re having a good time! I’m off to my date. She’s three-foot five and she is hot, hot, hot!”
LOL. I can well imagine Flitwick saying that. =D

I sirius-ly can't wait for the next chapter. And please, please write longer chapters, yeah? =) Then they'd make me laugh more! lol.

Author's Response: Hey, thanks for catching that error! I guess it didn't translate from Word. Ah well :)rnGlad you're enjoying it. And thanks so much for your compliments! Snape is definitely my favorite to write *evilgrin*

Reviewer: CowGirlHPFan
Date: 04/05/08 18:31
Chapter: Chapter 2

Hahaha this is soo funny!!! OMGosh please write more this is AWESOME!!!!! Great job:)

Author's Response: lol! Thanks for your feedback. I will indeed write more...MWA-HA-HA!

Reviewer: Sneeze
Date: 04/05/08 7:49
Chapter: Chapter 1

This is totally pepo!!! (Means awesome, yeah my own word!) Awsome story, hillarious, cool idea. Write More!!!!

Author's Response: Pepo. Hmm. Interesting word. Makes me think of pepperoni. I hate pepperoni! Curses! Wait, but pepperoni makes me think of pizza. Yum! I think we're ordering one later. Unfortunately, those things have more grease on them then Snape has in his hair...Nah. I think Snape wins.rnrnAnyhoo....rnrnThank you so much, and I hope you continue reading.rnrn~Beth

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