this is definitely in the the top 3 BEST stories eveer, i'm still giggling, oh god! i've got hiccups!! lol. soo cool!!
Author's Response: Really?! I thought it was quite silly, but I'm so glad you liked it! Thanks for your lovely reviews!
hahaha! i love this! very funny! the rupert comment was especially clever...
Author's Response: Thanks! I'm so glad you got that joke!
Ahhhh i love vermonty python!! (but it's not as good as coffee heath bar crunch) still i love how they were all ben and jerry's flavors. they're the best.
anyway this was a really great fic i like how he's jealous of fudge with all that ice cream named after him and the idea of lard in a box...disgusting but hilarious!!!
keep up the good work
Author's Response: Ben and Jerry's are Teh Yummiest. Thanks for the review!
LOL Too funny!
Please, please, PLEASE update E-Journal of an Evil Janitor!
Author's Response: Hehehe, thanks! I'm updating E-Journal very shortly after "Deathly Hallows."
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!! LUV IT!!!!!!
vermonty python ice cream, voldemort&ice cream, and fudge dying! awesome!
Author's Response: Hahahaha, thanks! It's funny, because my friend Aku have this bizarre inside joke about Fudge dying every time someone says 'right-o...' hard to explain... so when you said 'Fudge dying,' I forgot all about this story and automatically thought of that.
Author's Response: ^_^
Oh, wow. I laughed so hard at the part where he mentions Volde-mint, hahhahaahh. And the cardiac arrest one, hahah, wow, that was great, thanks for that :)
Author's Response: Awww, thanks! My dad came up with Volde-mint (he's the funny one in the family ^_^). Though don't be alarmed, that's the only contribution he's made to my stories. I'm not plagiarizing off of my father.
Hi, my email is messed up, so i had to send this message via review: I seem to have lost the crucios box somewhere in the depths of my computer, and I am going to have to finish my own first chapter of a fic that I will hopefully submit soon. Sorry
Author's Response: That's okay, stuff like that happens to me all the time! ^_^
Haha! That was really good, just like all the ice cream in it! Good theory! I had a theory about Florean's capture, but it involved Snape as a cow Animagus and a dairy farmer named Joe....ummmm....yeah....Great story! Good luck writing more!
Author's Response: 0_0 I would read that story!
One thing I don't get. Why did Volders say, "THAT'S IT, THE MAN'S DYING!" after naming some ice-cream flavors?
0.o I know I'm kinda stupid in getting jokes ...
Author's Response: The ice cream had the word 'fudge' in it. He doesn't like Cornelius Fudge!
I always look forward to a story by Schmergo...You made my day once again! And this is perfect while theres the wait for "E-journal"!
“YOU FOOL!” Voldemort howled furiously, spit flying predictably out of his mouth. “It’s so obvious! When one performs evil deeds, they must be truly evil to be of note. Nobody cares about a Dark Lord who goes about tying shoe-laces together–that’s only slightly evil. It’s the truly dastardly, demonic, decadent Dark Lords who are the best in their trade. And it’s the same with ice cream–the more calories, the more fat, the more sugar, the more ridiculously unhealthy it is, the better it tastes! So clearly, the least healthy ice cream is the evilest!”
*Snort*..least healthy icecream is the evillest...
Voldemort waved his hand dismissively. “Balderdash. I’m the Dark Lord, and my complexion is more similar to your vanilla ice cream than anything else. This is edging toward Milk Racist territory.”
HAHA i almost died when i read that. Milk racist territory...
He went back to reading ice cream labels. “Pistachio Pistachio… why, that’s redundant. I can see why you’re an ice cream man and not an English teacher. Strawberry, The Gobfather… um, ew?... Turtle Soup… rather vomit-inducing, that… Uncanny Cashew, Vanilla, Vanilla Caramel Fudge–THAT’S IT, THE MAN’S DYING!”
The Gobfather! *tries to not think of icecream flavored like italian mafia*!
And poor Fudge! Why es his name have to be so delicious!
The safe clicked open to reveal a small, unassuming carton of whitish ice cream marked “FLOREAN FORTESCUE’S CARDIAC ARREST IN A CARTON.”
Cardiac Arrest in a Carton. Are you supposed to eat this after have a Big Mac? :-P
Oh, and Voldemint just sent me into a fit of giggles. Imagine Vody-poo's face on a cartn of Icecream *twitch*
Ridiculously funny, once again!
Author's Response: Yaaay, thank you so much! This is a wonderfully detailed review, the kind that makes me jump up and down happily. ^_^ I'm glad you thought it was funny.
Hee. I loved the third to last paragraph! So, is Florean going to be held @ Voldemorts layer, and be forced to make ice cream against his will?
Oh, and *yells at Voldie* LARD MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND!
Author's Response: Hahaha, that joke about lard was funny.... kind of a double meaning. Yep, Voldemort's keeping Florean to make ice cream for him! Fwahahaha... and no one else gets any!
After a long vacation from the fanfiction world, this was the first story I read.
And I was pleeeeeeeeased.
I actually laughed out loud a few times, I thought this was great! I was kind-of hoping to see some of Ben&Jerry's Gadzooks in there (anyone from Philly? Anyone? *crickets*). And now I'm hungry. Great job!
Author's Response: Gadzooks! *Falls out of chair, possibly petrified* Zounds! 'Tis Hermiones_Revenge! At the risk of sounding like a total geek, you are the most hilarious fanfic writer I can think of, and I'm... well, quite star-struck! I'm really glad you liked it (and I'm even more glad that you've returned to the fanfic sphere; hope to hear more from you soon.)
I was just reading through the review page( I am weird that way )and found out that by an AMAZING coincident, I too imagine Voldypoo to have Yzma's voice.
Tell me, is his favourite colour purple?=Sammy
Author's Response: I *LOVE* Yzma. I'm going to be her for Halloween, I did a monologue by her in my drama school audition, and I'm speaking in her voice when playing FIrst Witch in MacBeth! But I only imagine my Volders to talk like Yzma.... canon Voldy sounds like Michael Crawford!
Well, that was remarkably silly, just the way I like it. But it wont keep me going for long so you better finish your real life writing qiuck.=Sammy
Author's Response: ^_^ Thanks! Right now, I'm writing a story about King Arthur... with an interesting blur between past and present. For example, the first sentence is: “DUDE!” I yelled, rummaging frantically through my drawer. “You did NOT let Kay borrow my best tunic for the tournament today!”
Vanilla Caramel Fudge–THAT’S IT, THE MAN’S DYING!”
That was hilarious!! Do you ever write bad stories, for a change??
I loved the "short on facial features" reference too! it was great as always!!
Author's Response: Hehehe, thanks! It's always seemed odd to me that Volders has no hair, lips, nose, eyebrows, or eyelashes, and who knows, he might not even have eyelids. He's also sans most of his soul...
Hahahahaahahaha! That's way too amusing. I think I want some ice cream now, too.
Author's Response: ^_^ Thanks! Everyone says that about wanting ice cream... think I should send this to Ben & Jerry and see if they want to make a commercial out of it?
It was......weird. The Dark Lords gone a little mad hasn't he?
Author's Response: Yes, I agree, it was weird! Voldemort has some strange habits, I guess!
HaHa! I loved that story, although the Vermonty Python bit is slightly over my head. I have to admit that I do not eat Ben&Jerry's ice cream.
I especially love the disagreement over what makes ice cream truly evil. It's just the sort of thing you can almost imagine Voldemort doing...
Author's Response: *Gasps at the un-Ben&Jerry's-ness of your life* How sad! This is so weird, but I kind of imagine Voldemort's lines being spoken in Yzma's voice (Emperor's New Groove*) when I write them.
haha that was really funny! (Mint Chocolate Chip has to be the favourite though) ur good at writing these sort of stories! now i suddenly feel like ice cream...
Author's Response: Aw, thankies! I personally love ice cream (well, duh), and I had to get up and eat some halfway through writing this story!