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Name: JustLikeHermione77 (Signed) · Date: 08/31/07 19:40 · For: Chapter One and Only!

Author's Response: Thanks!

Name: Pottergirl (Signed) · Date: 08/28/07 17:54 · For: Chapter One and Only!
Also, what is up with Voldy's anger at Ice Creams with fudge in them!!! It isn't for the Minister, it's 'cause they have this tasty food in it named Fudge. Look at this:

… Chocolate Fudge Brow… WAIT A MINUTE!”

He glared.

“Why, I ask, why does that buffoon Fudge have a flavour of ice cream named after him and not me? He may be irritating, yes, but he’s hardly evil?”

“Fossil Fuel–ick–Fudge Central–another Fudge flavour? Disgraceful.

New York Super Fudge Chunk… if I see one more mention of Fudge, he’s getting it…

Vanilla Caramel Fudge–THAT’S IT, THE MAN’S DYING!”

That last one was my favorite mention of Fudge!!! 10/10

Author's Response: Voldemort does not get out much... as Dear Old Dumbles said, he knows nothing of things like love and children's stories, which probably means no one's ever sent him a box of chocolate. :( The only fudge he knows is the man! I'm glad you liked it!

Name: Pottergirl (Signed) · Date: 08/28/07 17:46 · For: Chapter One and Only!
Did you know that "Phis Food" is Daniel Radcliffe's favorite ice cream flavor? I read it in a magazine, and I never knew that until I read the magazine!

I did know that Rupert had a ice cream truck, and every thime someone mentions it, I say, "I call Shotgun in Rupert's Ice Cream Truck, and I want a large three scoop cone of Peppermint Bon-Bon, Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, and Phish Food (Because I LOVE Dark Chocolate)."

I really enjoyed this fic. Very funny, and I loved it when Ol' Voldders said, "'That Rupert kid’s got an ice cream truck, doesn’t he? I don’t see what the big deal is.'” 10/10 hehe (I'm watching Jim Carrey in "The Grinch," Hey, that could be a good idea for a pardoy fic, Voldy's the Grinch, and he steals Christmas from Hogwarts, or something!).

Author's Response: Is it really phish food? Hmm... my friend is obsessed. Pshh, if you get shotgun, I'll ride in the back... with the ice cream bars. ^_^ While you're busy flirting with him, I'll be stealing the ice cream!

Name: pandora123 (Signed) · Date: 08/24/07 19:51 · For: Chapter One and Only!
Vermonty Python... hmmm, Nagini would like that....

Author's Response: ^_^ I bet!

Name: LittleMissLovegood (Signed) · Date: 08/23/07 18:18 · For: Chapter One and Only!
i never thought The Dark Lord would have such an ice-cream fixation...

brilliant XD

Author's Response: You know, neither did I, until Indigoenigma suggested it... looks like Voldershmookins has branched off from Pop Tarts when it comes to favourite desserts.

Name: riddled (Signed) · Date: 08/17/07 7:47 · For: Chapter One and Only!
Lol I just love your fics! You have such a knack for wording things in such a way that makes it really funny.
"Nobody cares about a Dark Lord who goes about tying shoe-laces together–that’s only slightly evil."
"He really was, Florean noticed, short on facial features."
I love it.

Author's Response: Thank you so much! I love your username, by the way. I think that the wording of the story is the most fun part... blah, plot? Who cares about plot. I basically never use it in my stories.

Name: Ellie4Harry (Signed) · Date: 08/16/07 6:26 · For: Chapter One and Only!
Brilliant! ( as are all the stories you write!) A hilarious and yummy story to keep me laughing for hours on an otherwise boring day! I loved the play on Monty Python and the mention of Rupert Grint's ice-cream van!

I also find it unfair that Fudge gets so many ice-creams named after him! I mean it's not like anyone likes him is it?

Ellie :D

Author's Response: Oh, thank you! Yeah, I was looking up the list of Ben & Jerry's ice cream names to use in my story, and like half of them had the word 'Fudge' in it. It was quite odd, and I couldn't help but think of good old Cornelius. I'm so glad you spotted the Rupert Grint joke!

Name: harryandginnyrock (Signed) · Date: 08/15/07 15:53 · For: Chapter One and Only!
that was really funny and it was worth reading, nice words too specially balderdash brings back memories =^.^= and @_@

Author's Response: Thank you! I always see 'balderdash' as a Voldemort word, possibly because Volders is bald.

Name: MJ_Padfoot (Signed) · Date: 08/13/07 23:34 · For: Chapter One and Only!
Awesome! Very yummie to read. I love it! ~MJ

Author's Response: Oh, thank you! Yummy is what I was going for!

Name: Sharky_Girl (Signed) · Date: 08/13/07 20:40 · For: Chapter One and Only!
Very creative. I like the way he kept looking at fudge ice cream and yelling at the former minister. Hehehehehe. You're my favorite writer here. Check my author page, I said some nice things about you.

Author's Response: *Blushes* Awww, thak you so much! You just made my day. ^_^

Author's Response: Especially since I was listed alongside the brilliant and hysterical Hermiones_Revenge, who is essentially my fanfic idol!

Name: bitemynails (Signed) · Date: 08/13/07 15:46 · For: Chapter One and Only!
ahahahahhahaahhaha :D

Author's Response: Zank you!

Name: harrypotterfangirl21 (Signed) · Date: 08/10/07 22:51 · For: Chapter One and Only!
Schmergo, you have done it again. *shakes head* What am I going to do about you??? Every time I read one of your stories, I lose it.

My favourite part:

Voldemort did, and instantly, his eyes lit up. Florean could have sworn he saw tiny hearts appear inside the pupils, and a distinct ‘squee!’ escaped the un-lips of the Dark Lord. Almost reverently, he picked up the last carton of ice cream and hugged it like a puppy.

”YES!” he shouted to the heavens, or rather, the stalactites stuck to the roof of his lair. “YES! YES! TOGETHER, WE SHALL SUBJUGATE THE UNIVERSE! AHAHAHAHAHA!”

*rolls on floor laughing*
*gets up*
Anyway... that gave me quite possibly the funniest and most vivid mental image EVER.


P.S. Is Vermonty Python really called that? It sounds scrumdiddlyumptious!

Author's Response: Thank you so much! And Vermonty Python really is called that! 'Tis my favourite ice cream, which is saying something! And what are you going to do about me? Well, I hear the loony bin is nice this time of year!

Name: GryfvenslythPUFF (Signed) · Date: 08/05/07 9:54 · For: Chapter One and Only!
XDXDXDXDXD. Seriously I like choked on my cheerios when I read this. I laughed SO hard. My favorite line: 'THAT'S IT, THE MAN'S DYING!' omgomgomgomg. Cheerios almost came out my nose. Seriously. This is amazing.

Author's Response: Hahahaha, thank you! It would really be a feat to see cheerios squirting out of your nose! My mum laughed at that line, too.

Name: jellydogt (Signed) · Date: 08/04/07 19:16 · For: Chapter One and Only!
the spell is not ALOHOMORA. it's ACIO.

Author's Response: Oh, he was unlocking the safe with the lard ice cream in it, and he used the ALOHOMORA spell to do that. Sorry I wasn't more clear!

Name: Heiress_of_Insanity_ (Signed) · Date: 08/03/07 14:48 · For: Chapter One and Only!
I still think Volde-mint would be a smash hit.

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! funnyness...........^_^

NO ONE DEGRADES PHISH FOOD OR DARK CHOCOLATE IN FRONT OF ME! *stabs Voldy, even if it doesn't work and her computer explodes*

Fudge–THAT’S IT, THE MAN’S DYING! Oh man, I busted up when I read that! So...Schmergy. I think I almost had heart failure from lack of oxygen.



Author's Response: Volde-mint was my dad's idea! He's the funny one in the family... (But don't worry, that's the only thing I stole from him in any of my stories.) I'm so glad you liked it! I always really like your reviews.

Name: Zoheb (Signed) · Date: 08/03/07 13:35 · For: Chapter One and Only!
Aha aha aha aha aha! 'Tis amusing! And silly! And retarded! Which is what you were going for, yes?( |:D)

SPAM ALERT: "Sensors indicate Spam approaching at an alarming speed... can we kiil it?"



Author's Response: Thank you very much, Zoheb! Amusing, and silly, and retarded is basically my goal in life! Except for possibly the third one sometimes.... And yes, the world is becoming a DISTURBINGLY spammy place.

Name: slytherins_queen2 (Signed) · Date: 08/03/07 4:32 · For: Chapter One and Only!
This story is so awesome, but then again all your stories are. I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard, well done! xDD

Author's Response: Awwww, thank you! This is really randomly, but the last time I laughed really hard, I was making a "SNAPE TRAIN" with my friends at a party last night. It was quite comical. ("Snaping" is the unwanted transfer of oils from one head of hair to another. My friends and I are all Snapists.)

Name: tha_looney_one (Signed) · Date: 08/02/07 14:06 · For: Chapter One and Only!
i luv it. the play on monty python was priceless. you might want to explore that idea further *nudgenugdewinkwink* ta-thalooneyone

Author's Response: AHAHAHAHA, yes! I adore Monty Python, and I really ought to do an entirely Python inspired story at some point. If you like Python, you might like "The Dark Lord's Blog," a very silly story I wrote. Love the username, by the way.

Name: jojo_dolphin2394 (Signed) · Date: 08/02/07 14:05 · For: Chapter One and Only!
I remember reading this first on I Challenge Thee and I loved it. I still do.

Author's Response: Hehe, thanks! I Challenge Thee is a wonderful writing tool sometimes...

Name: Pick Up A Potter (Signed) · Date: 07/23/07 14:06 · For: Chapter One and Only!
hee hee My favourit bit is voldy getting annoyed about fudge

Author's Response: Thanks! I hoped that part wasn't too lame, and I'm glad people liked it! Interesting username.

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