Brilliant, but that is to be expected from you.
Author's Response: WOW, thanks!
Fantastic! Absolutely suberb!
Author's Response: WOW! Thanks! If you liked this, you should read "The Dark Lord's Blog" or "Love A Duck," as they're my other silly fics.
It's up, but they rejected chapter two. But not for the reason I thought they would...Mwa ha ha ha ha!
Author's Response: I will check it out... but I can't promise it'll be anytime soon. Grade reports come out today, and I'll probably be banned from the internet!
Since I don't know how to respond to a response, I'm doing this. Thanks! I'm glad you like my name. I like yours too. It makes me think of this thing my uncle gave me called "The Avenging Unicorn" with which you impale plastic people. It's great stress relief. I swear, they should make custom ones. There are some people I know and want to impale. Also, I've written a humor story and want to know if you think it's "funny farm" material or just plain funny or something like that. It's "Harry Potter and the World of Death". And it's also proof that I have a strange sense of humor.
Author's Response: HAHAHAHAHA... the Avenging Unicorn... I desperately want one. Your story sounds interesting! I'll read it for sure-- if it's not up on MNFF, can you send it to me? My email address is accessible via ze link on my profile.
That was hillarious! I loved it! I'm still laughing!
Author's Response: Awww,thanks! Cute username, by the way... reminds me of one of my OC's.
What a surreal imagination you have. However, this made me laugh to the point of pain so thanks.
Author's Response: Isn't it amazing that I am one hundred percent drug-free? But I'm glad you laughed... not so glad that you were in pain. *Pauses* IS THAT THE WORD 'FUDGE' I SEE IN YOUR USERNAME? THAT'S IT, THE MAN'S DYING!
Author's Response: Thanks! ^_^
Now I wabt ice cream! Oh, and yes, you are funny. Rather.
Author's Response: Thanks! This story always makes me want ice cream...
haha, "That's it, the man's dying!" i like this story... its very origanal! and JKR never explained what happened to him... this must be it! lol
Author's Response: Thank you! When I read DH, we saw Ollivander tied up in the basement, and I kept expecting to see Fortescue, but it NEVER HAPPENED! He was probably still tied up in Voldy's cavelike lair.
I absolutely love this. I laughed out loud and the other people in the room gave we weird looks, it was so worth it!
Author's Response: Hehehe, thanks! I am a big fan of ice cream, so this story was fun to write.
haha good one! I really liked that! cardiac arrest in a carton... were you perhaps reffering to Marble Slab??
Author's Response: Thanks so much! Hmmm... Marble Slab... I wrote this before I read any Discworld books (and I've now read about twenty-eight), so I think it must be a coincidence! That's interesting, though! (And look for Pratchett references in the upcoming chapters of Love a Duck! Two words: Nanny Ogg.)
That was awesome!!!!!!!!!!!! You made me smile and laugh and I feel so much happier now. Amazing. And HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I'll go do some 'squeeing' myself! :) x infiniti
Author's Response: Aw, thanks for your lovely review and numerous exclamation points! Your review made me feel so much happier now... and I already felt pretty happy! ^_^
I know I already reviewed this like a bazillion years ago, but I just read it for like the bazillion...ith time and I still love it times a bazillion! Seriously genious. At least I wasn't eating cheerios this time.
Author's Response: Hahahah, thank you! Thank Indigoenigma, she gave me the great idea for this story!
ZOMG. I CAN ONLY SAY ONE MORE WORD.
Author's Response: ZOMG, THANX!
This is brilliantly funny! You have a gift for writing humour stories about Voldemmort or something.
Author's Response: Why, thank ya! Voldemort is the funniest character, don't you think? He's so... over-the-top! And it's certainly a compliment that you thought it was funny, because your writing is fantastic.
"THAT'S IT, THE MAN'S DYING" love that line!! My family thinks I've gone insane, i'm crying this was so funny! :D
Author's Response: Aw, thanks so much! Yeah, my family thinks I've gone insane, but that's because I have. Love the username, by the way. I'm also a fan!
I love it! Keep the stories coming!
Author's Response: ^_^ Aw, thank you, Luna!
OH MY GOD.
I think I may just lose MY ice cream from laughing so hard. Brilliant! Absolutely BRILLIANT! Excruciatingly funny and tortuously clever.
Author's Response: Oh, thanks so much! ^_^ Thank Indigoenigma for suggesting I write a story about Volders looking for the evilest of ice creams!
Wow Schmergo! You continue to amaze me and everyone with your talent at Humor. I'll definately nominate you for QSQs! :P
Author's Response: AWww, thanks so much! That means a lot to me, since last year, I didn't have any stories up in time for the QSQ!
Wow. Schmergo, you have a gift.
Author's Response: I do? Can I open it? I hope it's a pony! (Sorry. Couldn't resist! Thank you!)