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Name: parakeetsrox (Signed) · Date: 06/06/08 11:57 · For: Chapter One and Only!
OTFLOL(On The Floor Laghing Out Loud!!!!

Author's Response: Hehehe, thanks! I came up with that idea in the shower (I come up with a LOT of my ideas in the shower) and I just had to use it in a story, so when the ice cream prompt came around, well, I had to put it in.

Name: EmmaTwitch (Signed) · Date: 05/29/08 0:07 · For: Chapter One and Only!
Oh! This was hilarious! Couldn't breathe for a sec after i read "Vermonty Python" hee hee, great work!

Author's Response: Thanks so much! I almost forgot about this story. Vermonty Python is a reeeeal ice cream, believe it or not.

Name: mlpony22 (Signed) · Date: 04/29/08 15:49 · For: Chapter One and Only!
LOL!!!! you are goinf in my fave authors! "Squee!"
-may the muffins be with you.

Author's Response: AWww! Thank you so much!

Name: Afifa (Signed) · Date: 04/28/08 9:22 · For: Chapter One and Only!
Hehe. It was hilarious! Though I still prefer P&P plums over this. lol. But sirius-ly, nice job, Schmergo! =)

And, hopefully you'll get at least one more review and then it'll go to 100! That would be really cool, for a one shot especially. =D

Author's Response: Aww, thank you! I had too much fun writing this. I prefer P&P Plums over this, too, but it's a very... different style of writing.

Name: ringobeatlesfan4 (Signed) · Date: 04/12/08 17:26 · For: Chapter One and Only!
It was clear that some sort of “Good Cop, Bad Cop” charade was going on, only there were no cops, just an endless supply of Lord Voldemort.
^^I can definitly see this. I dont get it, because it's inane (I was helping my friend study for the spelling bee. I had to use this in a sentence and called my other friend it in said sentence. I asked my teacher, and she said it meant crazy, or ridiculous.) In my opinion, that's a good thing!

Voldemort waved his hand dismissively. “Balderdash. I’m the Dark Lord, and my complexion is more similar to your vanilla ice cream than anything else. This is edging toward Milk Racist territory.”
^^Wasnt there something about milk racism in The Dark Lord's Blog? I think so...

Vanilla Caramel Fudge—THAT’S IT, THE MAN’S DYING!”
^^I think I was clinically dead for a few seconds due to how much I was laughing!

I loved it. a zizzelion and TWO/10. Yes, I've never gone higher than a zizzelion, which I've only given once (to you, actually,) so YAY SCHMERGO! (i think I got that right). {Becca}

Author's Response: The line about the "no cops, just an endless supply of [INSERT NAME HERE]" is a reference to Terry Pratchett's brilliant Discworld series... everyone should read those,because they rule.

rnYes, milk racism is a reference to the Dark Lord's Blog! Good on you for guessing that one! And wowzers, this is definitely a compliment! Thanks so much, Becca, for all of your lovelyful reviews.

Name: WickedPhantomAtTwilight (Signed) · Date: 04/05/08 17:17 · For: Chapter One and Only!
Yeah!!!! I love this one!!! Ice cream is yummy.... by the I'm wicked from your friends site and I kept to my word and decided to go around reviewing all of your stories for fun!!

Author's Response: Thank you! You are a lovely person, Wicked, and I'm so glad you're reviewing my stories... I haven't gotten one for Quest For Ice Cream in quite some time, and I'm rather proud of this one...

Name: hpsupafan (Signed) · Date: 03/31/08 0:11 · For: Chapter One and Only!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! verMONTY PYTHON ice cream... tehehehehehehehe

Author's Response: Thanks! Unfortunately, though, I didn't invent Vermonty Python... it's a real flavour by ol' Ben & Jerry's.

Name: xXNymhadora_FanxX (Signed) · Date: 03/24/08 6:11 · For: Chapter One and Only!
LOVE IT! I love all your stories, pretty much. But I love ooc voldemorte

Author's Response: Wow, thanks! I love OOC Voldemort, too... unfortunately, the site doesn't so much, anymore.

Name: HagridsTheMan (Signed) · Date: 03/06/08 15:36 · For: Chapter One and Only!
Haha...not the funniest I've read, but quite enjoyable. Very nice. :)

Author's Response: Why, thanks! It's definitely not super-funny, but it was fun to write. If you want to see some really funny stories, check out my favourites section... most of the stories I've favourited are humour fics, and some of the best are those by Hermiones_Revenge, Mind_Over_Matter, Kelsid, and company.

Name: Rhi for HP (Signed) · Date: 02/27/08 10:10 · For: Chapter One and Only!
Nice! Lol! I clicked on it as something to tide me over in the wait for a continuation of E-Journal of an Evil Janitor, but it was excellent in its own right! "Squee!" My favorite exclammatory word ever. :)

Author's Response: Thank you very much! I love to say 'Squee!" Now, E-Journal probably won't be updated for... some time, but I'm personally kind of fond of this story, so I'm glad you liked it. And thanks for leaving SOOO many reviews for my stuff!

Name: RavenclawDiamond (Signed) · Date: 02/25/08 14:32 · For: Chapter One and Only!
Absolutely hilarious, it had me in stiches all the way through. The idea of Voldy-mint ice cream really cracked me up and had my mum rush in from the livivng room to investigate what was going on.

Author's Response: Ah, thank you so much! Voldy-mint was actually my dad's idea, but I swear that's the only thing he helped me with! I had wayyy too much fun writing this story.

Name: snapeadoodle (Signed) · Date: 02/18/08 17:29 · For: Chapter One and Only!
*wipes tear* ah, that last bit gets me every time. Brava!

Author's Response: Hahahaha, glad to see people are still readin' my old stuff!

Name: lola_lovegood (Signed) · Date: 02/13/08 15:12 · For: Chapter One and Only!
hahahahahaha OMGOSH hilarious im gonna die of the hilarity this is too, too much ha i loved the rupert thing its time somebody gave him and his ice cream truck some recognition *brovo*
*loa liked this its going on her faves*


Author's Response: YAAAAY! YOU GOT MY RUPERT GRINT REFERENCE! Thanks very much for your review, and I'm soooo glad you liked it.

Author's Response: YAAAAY! YOU GOT MY RUPERT GRINT REFERENCE! Thanks very much for your review, and I'm soooo glad you liked it.

Name: Amethyst_Magic (Signed) · Date: 01/25/08 19:18 · For: Chapter One and Only!
I love this fic soooooooo much!!!!!!!!!!! It cracks me up. I love the "squee!", that's the best part I think lol. You should read "The Flying Lesson" if you haven't already, it's a funny Voldy fic also. Again, loved the story! *adds to favorites* :)

Author's Response: Wow, thanks! "The Flying Lesson" is definitely on my favourites list-- it's one of the funniest Voldemort fics, or any humour fics, that I've ever read.

Name: go go ravenclaw (Signed) · Date: 01/21/08 11:32 · For: Chapter One and Only!
This is really great, and YOU'RE going to my favorites!!!

Author's Response: Thanks very much! If you liked this, you'd probably like "The Dark Lord's Blog" or "Love a Duck" or "Long-Distance Extendable Ears."

Name: Ankh of the night (Signed) · Date: 01/10/08 19:22 · For: Chapter One and Only!
He closed his eyes, rolling the creamy confection around the inside of his mouth… and promptly doubled over, gagging and hacking.
Voldemort should be a Shakespearean actor. He could play the part of Gertrude in Hamlet!
(I've just noticed that spellcheck options for Voldemort are smolders and demoralizer. Ironic, huh?)

Author's Response: HAHAHAHA, that is quite hilarious! But... why Gertrude? The insane one in Hamlet is Ophelia.

Name: Looney L (Signed) · Date: 01/06/08 14:51 · For: Chapter One and Only!
you might be excrusiatingly mad but i think that the evilest icecream is qhalf baked!!! i am so glad they are finally selling it by the cone and not just the carton!!!

Author's Response: I am indeed excruciatingly mad! But only as in "insane," not angry, mwahahaha. And Half Baked is pretty darn awesome.

Name: Tim the Enchanter (Signed) · Date: 01/05/08 14:06 · For: Chapter One and Only!
“Oh… I think I’m going to have… Cardiac… arrest…” (dies)

- Monty Python’s Life of Brian

Greetings, Schmerg_the_Impaler,

Delightful! You provide a wonderful insight into one of Harry Potter’s most misunderstood characters: our favourite Dark Lord extraordinaire, Lord Voldemort. You see, he really isn’t all that different from the rest of us. Don’t we all resort to kidnap and attempted murder in pursuit of the perfect ice cream? I do, certainly.

Anyway, I am currently in the long process of reading all of your fics, Schmerg_the_Impaler. As I said before, you have a brilliant sense of humour. Keep up the good work!

Meanwhile, I just made my own Harry Potter fanfic quantum leap by… submitting my second story! I guess I’m committed now…

Tim the Enchanter

Author's Response: Hahaha, I didn't even think about that connection! I'm really glad you liked this story, though I wouldn't recommend reading all my fics. Potter's Pentagon doesn't seem to be your cup of tea (too serious...)

I do love writing Lord Voldemort like this... unfortunately, the mods don't. They're really cracking down on OOC Voldemort, so I don't think there will be any upcoming Voldy-fics from me anytime soon.

Ooh! Good luck in the queue, sir.

Name: Andromeda_Tonks (Signed) · Date: 12/19/07 6:54 · For: Chapter One and Only!
I knew it! Give it back so I can write my profile without being accused of plagerism.

Author's Response: Mwahahahaha, sorry! It's MINE NOW.

Name: Andromeda_Tonks (Signed) · Date: 12/18/07 7:04 · For: Chapter One and Only!
I love this story! Incidentally you appear to have stolen my personality, apart from you live on the other side of the world.

Author's Response: YES! Yes, I admit it, I jetted to the other side of the world and, when you were sleeping, snatched your personality and put it in my purse! FWAHAHAHA! You shall never see it again!

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