Reviewer: madelynn
Date: 07/09/07 10:16
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

haha, hilarious! and I became strangely addicted to ice cream after reading this...

Author's Response: *Just finished a bowl of ice cream * Yeah, I know what you mean!

Reviewer: HermioneWannaBe11
Date: 07/08/07 18:20
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

Wow that was amazingly funny! And you even mentioned my favorite flavor Half Baked, your stories always make me laugh I love them!! Keep up the good work!!

Author's Response: ^_^ Thanks! I went to the Ben & Jerry's webpage and tried to include as many flavours as possible! (Yes,I've actually toured the factory... and no, I don't live near it... however, it was a family vacation, so it's not like I'm obsessed or anything.)

Reviewer: Appaloosa
Date: 07/08/07 12:33
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

haha....very OOC, but also very funny!

Author's Response: *Big grin* Thanks! Although for me, this is actually quite in character! (Compared to Dark Lord's Blog and such.)

Reviewer: GinnyPotter808
Date: 07/07/07 20:35
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Schmergo, you did it again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Brilliant fic!!! Oh, and sorry if I didn't review to your other fics. I'm called away from the computer almost every time.... anyway, just out of curiousity, what does Vermonty Python ice cream have in it, if it does exist? I'm really curious. Thanx!!

Author's Response: *Does a dance* Thank you! Vermonty Python is: "Coffee Liquer Ice Cream with a Chocolate Cookie Crumb Swirl and Fudge Cows." YEEE-HAW!

Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron
Date: 07/07/07 16:39
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

I luvvv this story! But, um, nitpickyness, isn't it Neapolitan Dynamite? (This question was asked by a Milk Racist!)

Author's Response: ACK! Typo! And that's one of my favourite flavours, too...

Reviewer: zamora
Date: 07/07/07 12:46
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

hahahahhaahaha that was funny u rock at these kindof stories!

Author's Response: Thank you! *Pumps fist happily*

Reviewer: Helios Sol
Date: 07/07/07 11:56
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

NICE. All I had to do was look at the author to know it would be good. Vermonty Python rules. One of my favorites, right up there with Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream. Actually it's at the top, so.... Volde-mint, that's clever, maybe I'll design that on the computer. Oh, hang on, I forgot, a while ago I created a Cruci-O box. Do you want to see it?

Author's Response: *Does a dance* Yayyy! I would absolutely LOVE to see a Cruci-O box. Oh, and don't tell anyone (hehe, the whole internet can read this) but my Dad came up with Volde-mint! I read him the story, and when I got to the part about Voldemort wanting a flavour named for him, he said, "Hehe, it would be called Volde-mint!"

Reviewer: blue eyed dragon
Date: 07/07/07 2:17
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

This will be a fun story for half the world be it's the middle of Winter here! Now I want ice cream but it's freezing and if I eat it frostbite may occur :) Seriously though Winter here is like a British Spring, so I'm not complaining. Loved it, so I'm having ice cream with sprinkles for dessert (I adore sprinkles) keep up the good work!

Author's Response: You know, I forgot about that! Here I was thinking, "Yay, summery story!" because in my corner of the universe, it's hotter than a room full of Ron Weasley clones. I had to eat some ice cream while writing this. ^_^

Reviewer: SevenAndMoreToGo
Date: 07/07/07 0:56
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

HA ha well done! Especially liked your milk racist and ice-cream truck references. There's a really innocent flair about your humour which I admire, keep it UP!

Author's Response: Akshay! *Waves like a maniac* I just reread the wonderful "Summer of '97," and was once again floored by how incredibly funny it was. It really means a lot to me that you liked it.

Reviewer: LiveLaughLove547
Date: 07/07/07 0:43
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

Oh.... My.... God.... that was hilarious!!! i was laughing so hard!!! Great work! Who knew that ice cream could be so deliciously malicious? ( I personally like Mint Chocolate Chip :D It's glorious that flavor...) amazing! loved it!!

Author's Response: You would probably buy Volde-mint if itwas really, then! ^_^ I'm so glad you liked it! (And yes, I never look at ice cream the same way after writing this.)

Reviewer: Karma_k2
Date: 07/06/07 23:40
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

Florean could have sworn he saw tiny hearts appear inside the pupils, and a distinct ‘squee!’ escaped the un-lips of the Dark Lord. ::ROFL:: Oh, I'll be having nightmares tonight!

Author's Response: Sorry about the nightmares, but I'm glad I made you laugh!

Reviewer: blondechild
Date: 07/06/07 23:29
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

OH..KAy that was definatly interesting and Kudos on the odd celeb induced ice cream names☺☻☻☺

Author's Response: Interesting is what I aim for! As for the celeb-ice cream thing, I didn't make up any of the ice creams. They're all Ben & Jerry's flavours!

Reviewer: WildEyedJoker
Date: 07/06/07 23:10
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

Hilarious! I love it.
Voldemort's logic's true too, it's the sad truth, but it was presented in a light and funny manner.
And the Milk Racist territory, oh man, that made me laugh so hard!
I'll go read some of your other stories now. :]

Author's Response: 0_0 ZOMG, I think this is the first time Voldemort's ever been right about... anything! He should get a plaque! The Milk Racist thing has a lot to do with "The Dark Lord's Blog," so if it made you laugh before reading that, that's an accomplishment!

Reviewer: Angela_Prongs
Date: 07/06/07 22:59
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

Yay, Schmergo! You did it again! Woot!

This was really funny! I loved it. I'm so proud of you! .......

Thank you so so so much for giving us this story to hold us over! You're truly an amazing author, and I love reading your stories! Good luck with your RL deadlines and whatnot and we hope to see the E-journal back soon!

Author's Response: Zank you Angela! It's always nice to hear from you.

Reviewer: liquid_silver
Date: 07/06/07 21:22
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

this more than makes up for the wait for "E-Journals!"

Author's Response: Aw, thankies!

Reviewer: Indigoenigma
Date: 07/06/07 19:17
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

AHHHHH! You put it here!! It gets funnier everytime I read it - the straight lard still gets me.
An excellent drabble-turned-fic! :D


Author's Response: ^_^ Thanks! And thanks so much for suggesting it!

Reviewer: Jazzbones
Date: 07/06/07 17:31
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

Very clever! But you made me hungry for ice cream. Now I have to go and find some ;-) Really funny - keep it up.

Author's Response: Thanks! I had to stop to get myself a bowl of ice cream (Peanut butter fudge-- sorry Volders, I know you hate Fudge) halfway through writing this.

Reviewer: 11marauderette11
Date: 07/06/07 17:09
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

OMG! That was awesome Schmergo!! I love the way you wrote it in a dark yet funny way, it was way cool. And I really like the way you pointed out the few small things to make it more interesting!
It was totally LMAO!!
Good work!!


Author's Response: Thank you, Farwa! ^_^ I guess dark yet funny is a specialty of mine.

Reviewer: Hedwig with a quill
Date: 07/06/07 17:03
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

I VANT TEH ICE CWEAM!!!! 0_X *slightly crazed expression*

Seriously though, this totally fits the summer theme. Ice Cream...summer... goes together like flamingoes and llamas :).

Author's Response: Hedwig, you always crack me up. Flamingoes and lllamas do indeed go together like rama-llama-ding-dong, though... I loved that slightly crazed expression. I'm going to stand in front of a mirror for hours trying to do it.

Reviewer: ckwright51
Date: 07/06/07 15:40
Chapter: Chapter One and Only!

Brownie Batter ice cream got my wife through her first pregnancy!!!. Wonderful story. You truly are in my top two or three authors on this sight. Keep up the funny work. And take a brake from writting stuff. It's the summer for pete's sake. Take Care

Author's Response: Awww, thanks so much! It's funny that you said 'take a break from writing, it's summer'-- I was thinking, "Yes, it's summer! Now I have the freedom to WRIIIITE!"

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