Reviewer: lunar-eclipse
Date: 06/07/11 19:28
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Funniest story on the site. This made me nearly pass out in my chair, laughing.

Reviewer: Nevilles Girl
Date: 08/14/08 10:28
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Interesting. Confusing in parts but funny the whole way through!


Reviewer: Luna_Lovegood11
Date: 04/21/08 19:23
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Hahahahahahhaa, that was sooo funny! It took me a mintue to understand but I did and cracked up.

Reviewer: Rhi for HP
Date: 04/07/08 23:44
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was great!!! I can't stop laughing!

Reviewer: PheonixFlamesForever
Date: 03/24/08 7:36
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"I'm all for free love and no borders..."

That made me snort with laughter. Poor Voldie - always has to be the centre of attention.

One of the funniest stories I've ever read on the site. It encompassed just about every fans theory about the books, in a hilarious way and you still managed to keep the characters relatively IC.

I very much enjoyed this story.
PheonixFlamesForever - Pheonix Tears

Reviewer: taytay
Date: 09/22/07 9:58
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lol! i loved it!!

Reviewer: tha_looney_one
Date: 09/09/07 17:06
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that has got to be all of them. i especially liked the peter/petunia part. all hail tha magnificent plan!! looneylike

Reviewer: Sainyn
Date: 06/29/07 23:35
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That's awesome!

Reviewer: lia33233
Date: 05/16/07 18:41
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hysterical! loved this=]

Reviewer: MissyQuill
Date: 02/17/07 7:39
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Random and funny, just the way i like it.=Sammy

Reviewer: lionessofhermione
Date: 01/11/07 21:47
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3 words. WHAT..... THE......HELL

Reviewer: Mind_Over_Matter
Date: 10/16/06 23:56
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This story is absolutely hilarious - it's like it's making light of just about everything serious in Harry Potter, and by doing so becomes a really funny piece of writing.

I think the tone used throughout is one of the aspects that makes this story so funny; when Dumbledore and just about everyone else is explaining the 'real' situation to Harry, they do so in a way that suggests that it's all really obvious, which I suppose is one of the reasons that it drives Harry so mad. The descriptions, also, have this same 'attitude' about them - like with Neville strangling Bellatrix and the unidentified 'Half-Blood Prince' being there. No explanation is needed, because - well, it's the final battle. Of course Neville is strangling Bellatrix. Of course Dudley is Peter's love child. And of course the whole plot and situation of Harry Potter is all a construction - a magnificent plan, in fact.

The only real criticism I have is that occasionally things happen a bit abruptly. If you were going to do anything with this story, I think it would be good if it got slowed down a little, but this isn't even that big of an issue, in my opinion.

This story was doomed to be a success from the very first premise - that it was all a plan made by Voldemort and Dumbledore, the two geniuses of the age - and you wrote it really well.

Reviewer: pandafan81
Date: 06/09/06 20:33
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uhhhh.... My head is still spinning from this twisted tale. I love that you implemented so many of the chiched theories out there, that made the story rather amusing. Dudly is Peter's love child huh? hmmm...

Reviewer: Hermione11
Date: 04/15/06 13:46
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im confused

Reviewer: siriusluvr1333
Date: 04/12/06 14:15
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That was really funny . . .din't really get the end but brilliant all the same ~Siriusluvr~

Reviewer: HeRmYgInS
Date: 04/10/06 15:06
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REALLY funny. awesome job.

Reviewer: Jane Bilus
Date: 04/10/06 7:39
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didn't understand hardly any of it but it was very funny. especially when tonks said wotcha. totally random!

Reviewer: Hermione11
Date: 04/08/06 10:32
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that is so awsome!!!!!!!!!

Reviewer: NoxSomnium
Date: 11/17/05 22:08
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Well ... now... um... discombobulated fits quite a bit of it, but not all. I just can't really describe it. I don't think I could have survived two chapters of it. :D

Reviewer: Zetera
Date: 10/22/05 15:21
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Hey, so I've re-read the story and I just had to review again to tell you how truly magnificent it is! I loved Voldie saying - "I'm all for free love and no borders..." that was brilliant!

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