Reviewer: DobbysSock53
Date: 01/09/08 18:31
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

omg that is really good!! lol

Author's Response: Thanks!!

Reviewer: riddle321
Date: 01/02/08 0:24
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

very very good, i wish you would make one about joining the order or D.A

Author's Response: LOL! Doing one for the Order or D.A would be kinda funny. :-) I'll have to keep it in mind and if I feel inspired, I'll write it up. :-D

Reviewer: Rachel_Black57
Date: 11/30/07 20:57
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

name:rachel black
age:16
blood status:pureblood
sex:F
year of hogwarts graduation:still going
house affiliration:Slytherin
want type and size:phoinix feathe 5''3
i hate muggles because they are stuiped,dirty idiots!

Author's Response: LOL!

Reviewer: harrypotterfangirl21
Date: 11/26/07 15:45
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

HILARIOUS!

(Name): Katie.
(Age): Teenager.
(Circle your blood status): Pureblood, Half-blood, Muggle
(Address): Not on the Internet!
(Sex. Please resist the temptation to pick more than one): M F Yes, please.
(Year of Hogwarts Graduation): . . . .
(House Affiliation): Gryffindor with Slytherin Tendencies.
(Wand type and size. No, not that "wand"): Oak, 12 inches, Phoenix feather core.
(In your own words, describe how you feel [i.e., hate] about Muggles and Mudbloods, and why you wish to serve me for all eternity): Well, I really don't want to die for being a Muggle, so I'm joining you.

And I know a plastic surgeon who could put your nose back and give you coloured contacts. : )

- Katie *is only kidding, but wondering what Volders would say if he saw that*

Author's Response: Well, he'd first want to know how a Muggle could serve him, then I think he might be pleased to know that he could finally get a nose, lol.

Reviewer: CowGirlHPFan
Date: 11/21/07 23:44
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

To: Lord Voldemort
4426 Gellandie Road
Little Hangleton, England

(Name):Sarah
(Age):14
(Circle your blood status): {Pureblood}, Half-blood
(Address):I....don't really know....
(Sex. Please resist the temptation to pick more than one): M [F] Yes, please.
(Year of Hogwarts Graduation):2011
(House Affiliation):GRYFFINDOR,Almost Ravenclaw
(Wand type and size. No, not that "wand"):11" Holly Phoenix feather.
(In your own words, describe how you feel [i.e., hate] about Muggles and Mudbloods, and why you wish to serve me for all eternity): Um...you lost me at "In your own words describe how you feel,soo...um I guess I feel nervous,confused,and tired (I'm sick with something and really tired so.....yeah I think that explains alot.... :D lol )
This story was AWESOME!!!

p.s.Yeah, I KNOW I already sent in an application....but that was awhile ago....I need to re-apply for another membership, mine already expired :P

p.s.s.Thanks for putting in a good word for me earlier :P :D
Great story :D


Author's Response: No problemo. ;-) Glad you liked the fic!

Reviewer: samrenee08
Date: 11/21/07 22:59
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

OMG!!! that was soooo funny!!! i haven't laughed like that in forever!!!!!!!!! you should sooo write more of these!!!

Author's Response: Thanks! :-) Unfortunately, I just haven't had it in me to write anything in a while....

Reviewer: Milliebaby123
Date: 11/19/07 1:30
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

Great handbook. Props to whoever wrote it. got one question tho.
Do deatheaters get paid?? i rekon they should. its workplace relations all over again!! Luved it tho.

Author's Response: I was the one who wrote it. XD LOL! You know, I don't know if DE's get paid or not. But they should! lol

Reviewer: x4mereve4
Date: 10/26/07 18:51
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

This is the best Humor Fic I have ever read! I was literally laughing on the floor :D 10/10!!

Author's Response: Thanks! XD It means a lot to know that you guys enjoyed it so much!

Reviewer: Welshgreengrl
Date: 10/18/07 21:06
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

LOL!!!!!!! totally goin on my favs!!

Author's Response: Cool! XD Thanks!

Reviewer: Katie_Potter
Date: 10/18/07 20:33
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

(why you wish to serve me for all eternity):
because you look like michael jackson u have no nose haha!


Author's Response: Awww... no insulting Voldy, lol.

Reviewer: 14WeasleyPotterG
Date: 10/12/07 18:38
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

lol

Author's Response: :-)

Reviewer: I_heart_Luna
Date: 09/28/07 17:37
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

Brilliant. Loved it. It was hilarious. I absolutely love the reference to potter puppet pals.

Author's Response: Thanks for reading! I'm glad you liked it! XD

Reviewer: Sariana
Date: 09/24/07 22:01
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

Sorry, had to add another comment: Do Brits call it "giving the finger"? Don't they use two fingers?

Author's Response: You know, I'm not too sure. :-\

Reviewer: Sariana
Date: 09/24/07 21:58
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

Hilarious! I love it when stories make me laugh out loud.

Author's Response: Thanks for reading! I'm glad you enjoyed it! :-)

Reviewer: kittykat6429
Date: 09/08/07 14:11
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

This could never get any funnier. It is the most hilarious fan fic I have ever read. HILARIOUS! I love the jabs at Bellatrix, Lucius, and Draco... I really did start laughing my head off. At the public library. The librarians don't like me too much anymore...

Author's Response: Aw, I'm sorry the librarians don't like you that much anymore... :-( But I'm glad you liked my fic! :-)

Reviewer: JaqualinnMalfoy
Date: 08/29/07 22:10
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

Way Funny!!!

Author's Response: Thanks! XD

Reviewer: DMTAT003
Date: 08/26/07 0:59
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

(Name): Stephen
(Age): N/A
(Circle your blood status): Pureblood, Half-blood
(Address): Hogwarts
(Sex. Please resist the temptation to pick more than one): M F Yes, please.
(Year of Hogwarts Graduation): 2010
(House Affiliation): Hufflepuff
(Wand type and size. No, not that "wand"): Elder, Dragon heart string 10 3/4 inches
(In your own words, describe how you feel [i.e., hate] about Muggles and Mudbloods, and why you wish to serve me for all eternity): Wizards deserve to rule and you are the Dark Lord is the one to lead us to power over the Muggles.

Author's Response: LOL!

Reviewer: Solemn Kedavra
Date: 08/25/07 0:21
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

(Name): Owls
(Age): 13
(Circle your blood status): Pureblood, [Half-blood]
(Address): RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
(Sex. Please resist the temptation to pick more than one): M [F] Yes, please.
(Year of Hogwarts Graduation): 2011
(House Affiliation): Gryffindor
(Wand type and size. No, not that "wand"): Birch and Phoenix Feather, 12 inches
(In your own words, describe how you feel [i.e., hate] about Muggles and Mudbloods, and why you wish to serve me for all eternity): Muggles and half-bloods are 16 times better than you, Mr. Moldyshorts, and I need to ask you: It is not on your list of rules, so how do you feel about me locking you in a classroom with your Death Eaters and all the Gryffindors and take bets on which group will come out alive?

Author's Response: I would have to say that Voldy would come out alive, lol. He would probably sacrifice the other DE's to save his own skin.

Reviewer: Bookwormy
Date: 08/24/07 11:20
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

It was awesome. I really loved reading it. So typical of Mouldyshorts...i mean Lord Voldemort to write all this, lol.

Very creative and funny! :)

Author's Response: Sssh! Don't let Voldy hear you saying Mouldyshorts, lol. ;-) Glad you liked reading the fic!

Reviewer: HarryFan24
Date: 08/22/07 15:42
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

Funny! Loved it! This is going in my favorites!

Author's Response: Thanks for adding it to your faves! :-) Glad you liked the fic!

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