Reviewer: hpsupafan
Date: 03/25/08 20:30
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

24. Severus is not to be "bothered" in any way. Damn those Potter Puppet Pals....

25. Speaking of Potter Puppet Pals, we do NOT, and will never, celebrate "Naked Time." Seeing that naked Dumbledore has given me more than my fair share of nightmares. *shudders*

LOL This was totally awesome! 1000000000000000/1!

Author's Response: Awwww.... thanks so much!! xD

Reviewer: Deathly Hallows 93
Date: 03/22/08 10:06
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

I loved this! Absolute genius. Made me laugh- A LOT! Well done!

Author's Response: I'm glad you liked it! :-)

Reviewer: rainbeau
Date: 03/19/08 19:23
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I love you Scheherazade xx

Author's Response: Awww... Thank You! :-D *blush*

Reviewer: Danielle_Malfoy
Date: 03/01/08 10:43
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

I WILL NEVER JOIN YOU.....
And My Husband Is Staying Out Of Azkaban Thank You...

Now Voldy Poo How Many Times Have I Told You Not To.....THREATEN TO KILL DRACO.
SERIOUSLY ONE MORE TIME AND WELL I WILL SET HARRY POTTER ON YOU.....
YES I WENT THERE



(Lol)

Author's Response: Don't worry, I informed Voldy-Poo not to threaten Draco anymore. ;-)

Reviewer: Akari
Date: 02/24/08 17:30
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

Paige
14
pureblood
diagon alley
female
2006
Ravenclaw
willow and dragons blood, 13 inchs

Oh mighty lord of darkness and sorow...I wish to serve under thee under oath of the blood moon. I will abide by your rules, so granldly thought of, and BOW BEFORE THEE!

Author's Response: Many thanks for the app! lol

Reviewer: REMi iS AWESOME
Date: 02/24/08 13:01
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

(Name): Remi
(Age): 13 and a half
(Circle your blood status): Pureblood
(Address): Somewhere on Long Island in NY
(Sex. Please resist the temptation to pick more than one): Female
(Year of Hogwarts Graduation): ohhh ummm I kinda skipped Hogwarts.. Im still waiting for that letter (darn those owls they must be lost)
(House Affiliation): Gyrffindor (but yet Im as evil as you my lovely voldykins)
(Wand type and size. No, not that "wand"): Ohh 13 1/2 inches maple
(In your own words, describe how you feel [i.e., hate] about Muggles and Mudbloods, and why you wish to serve me for all eternity): I LOVE YOU VOLDEMORT!! I LOVE YOU MORE THEN BELLA (withc is saying a lot =) Oh and if you dont mind I need to kill i mean dispose of some people that i know.

Theres my app!
Maybe now on my honor society one i should put death eater under other things =)

Author's Response: Oh, that would be cool! lol Voldy wishes me to tell you that he is very flattered that you love him so. ;-)

Reviewer: REMi iS AWESOME
Date: 02/23/08 17:01
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

FABULOUSNESS IN THE FORM OF WRITING! Oh how I wish I was you! I just love this handbook! Oh and pretty soon you'll be expecting my death eater app jsut after I finish my honor society one! Oh ask Voldy if I may call him Mr. Grumpy Gills would you please?
Oh and now for somereason I find the dark lord kinda hott (shh dont tell anyone ;) I love rule 37 the best though seeing as well its my drema to go to Disney too! 24 and 25 are so halarious too! And Im pretty awesome (if I do say so my self) pretty evil =) I heart you and your storys but yet I have the strong urge to do a brain transplant with you =)!

Author's Response: *blushes* Thanks!!! :-D I can't wait to receive you application. After DH, the group's numbers dwindled greatly. Oh, and he wishes not be called Mr. Grumpy Gills, lol. I'm really glad you liked the fic!!

Reviewer: xXNymhadora_FanxX
Date: 02/20/08 18:09
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

Oooo, I wanna be Death Eater! But, Moldyshorts, why? Why did you get rid of Naked Time??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author's Response: I think the Naked Dumbledore scared him, thus... no more naked time! lol And welcome to the Death Eater ranks!

Reviewer: violetta
Date: 02/18/08 13:52
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

That was so inspirational. Anyway, you are a fantablous writer. Great Job! It was really funny. Remember I love Bubbles!!xoxoxo violetta. Don't forget to have Moldyshorts call me!!


Author's Response: Don't worry, dear ol' Moldyshorts will call. ;-) I'm really glad you liked the fic!!

Reviewer: KeyChain
Date: 02/18/08 10:06
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

Friggin' awesome

Author's Response: Thanks! :-)

Reviewer: HarryPotterFreak44
Date: 02/17/08 22:00
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

lol i sent them to my friends....... they dont get it

Author's Response: I'm sorry to hear that your friends don't get it. :-)

Reviewer: charlie black
Date: 02/08/08 22:04
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

charlie evans-riddle
18
pureblood
NA, i will not be murdered by a lunatic old man.
Male
2007
Slytherin
elder, yes, The Elder Wand.
i don't actually mind muggles and their magical offspring. my plan was actually to serve you until harry destroyed your last horcrux and then take over your little operation. and im changing the ultimate goal; we will be going to the harry potter theme park after i kill you and harry and rename it the Charlie Evans-Riddle theme park.

Author's Response: LOL!

Reviewer: Akari
Date: 02/03/08 19:06
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

(Name):conner
(Age):13
(Circle your blood status): Pureblood, (Half-blood)
(Address):WORLD UNIVERSE
(Sex. Please resist the temptation to pick more than one): M F Yes, please.
(Year of Hogwarts Graduation):1978
(House Affiliation):hufflepuff
(Wand type and size. No, not that "wand"):pine
(In your own words, describe how you feel [i.e., hate] about Muggles and Mudbloods, and why you wish to serve me for all eternity):ok

Author's Response: More DE's! Eeeecellent! lol

Reviewer: Akari
Date: 01/31/08 22:33
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

(Name): Kaitlin
(Age): 18
(Circle your blood status): Pureblood, Half-blood MUDBLOOD!!!
(Address): Da hood
(Sex. Please resist the temptation to pick more than one): F Yes, please.
(Year of Hogwarts Graduation): 2006
(House Affiliation): Ravenclaw pwns!
(Wand type and size. No, not that "wand"): Cherry, 13 1/2 inches, Unicorn hair
(In your own words, describe how you feel [i.e., hate] about Muggles and Mudbloods, and why you wish to serve me for all eternity):
Well, I just don't wanna die, and I love your employee handbook. I have mad wand skillz


Author's Response: Mad wand skillz are a definite plus in Voldy's eyes! xD lol

Reviewer: Akari
Date: 01/31/08 22:29
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

One of the best lists I've ever read. Absolutly genius! I couldn't breathe by thirty and was crying by 31!
-AKARI

Author's Response: Thanks so much! :-D It means a lot to know that I can make you guys laugh (and sometimes) cry. :-)

Reviewer: heronarry14
Date: 01/27/08 23:08
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

So funny!!!! Love it!!!!!!!

Reviewer: pygmypuffy
Date: 01/19/08 19:40
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

Very Funny

Author's Response: Thanks. :-)

Reviewer: Youlnapense
Date: 01/19/08 17:04
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

You have the honour of being the first (and so far only) story to be added to my favourites. I was giggling the whole way through way through (which isn't a good idea to do too loudly as my little sister is sleeping in the next room) and it takes a lot to make him laugh; it's that cyncial, sarcastic British sense humour. Contrary to popular belief we are not entirely a country of Benny Hill and Morecambe 'n' Wise lovers; save that for Daily Mail reading, Dianaphiles. It was really funny and I'm glad to know I'm not the only sick person who wonders if Voldemort is still a virgin.

Author's Response: Really? I'm the first story you added to your favorites? :-D Thanks! I don't think it's necessarily sick to want to now about Voldy's virginity, just mere curiosity is mroe like it, lol. ;-)

Reviewer: ravenclawslostdiadem
Date: 01/10/08 19:49
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

HAHAHAHA. That was really entertaining, featuring hilarious!Voldy.

Author's Response: Hilarious!Voldy is a side not too often seen with him, lol. Glad you liked the fic! :-)

Reviewer: loonygirl101
Date: 01/10/08 13:56
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

Hahaha. That was great... Keep writing!

Author's Response: Glad you enjoyed it! :-)

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