Reviewer: viva_lee
Date: 05/29/07 15:19
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

i love Potter Puppet Pals! bother bother bother...

Author's Response: Me too! :-)

Reviewer: GinnyPotter808
Date: 05/29/07 14:45
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

Oh my gosh. That was possibly the most brilliant thing that I have ever, EVER read on this site. It was hilarious!!!!!!!!

Author's Response: *blushes most profuesly* Thanks! I'm really glad it went over so well. :-D I was kinda worried it wouldn't.

Reviewer: scatter
Date: 05/29/07 14:00
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

I really like this. Moldyshorts! Har!

Author's Response: Moldy is my personal nickname for him. *evil grin* XD

Reviewer: travelgirl
Date: 05/29/07 13:13
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

I got a good laugh out of this one. very good. Bellatrix does sound a bit...sick

Author's Response: Bellatrix - deranged should be more like it, lol. Thanks for R&Ring!

Reviewer: cazthenorthender
Date: 05/29/07 12:56
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

Absolutely hilarious!

I especially loved:
32. I will not tolerate anyone painting, applying glitter, or doing any other kind of defacement to their Death Eater masks. It is hard to incite fear in people when they are staring down someone in a friggin' sparkly pink mask.

That, and the references to Potter Puppet Pals! Priceless!

Enjoyed this very much!

Caz ^_^

Author's Response: LOL! Thanks!

Reviewer: _dep_
Date: 05/29/07 12:46
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

LOL i love it.

Author's Response: Thanks!

Reviewer: muggle_magic7
Date: 05/29/07 12:04
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

Very clever and entertaining. I can tell you put thought into this.

Author's Response: Thanks! It actually took me a few months to write it. :-)

Reviewer: leafie
Date: 05/29/07 11:42
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

lol very witty n very very funi xx

Author's Response: Glad you liked it. :-D

Reviewer: Abz
Date: 05/29/07 11:36
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

That was really funny. Really good idea about having a death eaters handbook, i like the but about wearing underwear and hygiene. The ending was good.

Author's Response: Thanks for R&Ring! :-D

Reviewer: Colli
Date: 05/29/07 10:12
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

lol, thats funny well done

Author's Response: Thanks! :-)

Reviewer: emmaholloway
Date: 05/29/07 9:36
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

this was really funny. number 36 especially!!
and this just has to be done:

(Name): emmaholloway
(Age): 15
(Circle your blood status): Pureblood
(Address): somewhere on here...
(Sex. Please resist the temptation to pick more than one): F
(Year of Hogwarts Graduation): 2009
(House Affiliation): Slytherin, clearly
(Wand type and size. No, not that "wand"): hmm... i've always like harrys wand, so that one.
(In your own words, describe how you feel [i.e., hate] about Muggles and Mudbloods, and why you wish to serve me for all eternity): Not so sure about this whole muggle mudblood thing, youve got going on. but ive always been something of a follower and you just seem more likely to win this whole war thing than the other lot. and you used to be buff.

Author's Response: Thanks for filling out the info, lol! And yeah, he used to be quite buff. ;-)

Reviewer: R_Ravenclaw
Date: 05/29/07 9:18
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

Nice. Very funny. ^_^

Author's Response: Thanks!

Reviewer: dontimamanda
Date: 05/29/07 8:44
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

(Name): Amanda
(Age): 15
(Circle your blood status): squib
(Address):123 main st. new york ny. 123451
(Sex. Please resist the temptation to pick more than one): M F Yes, please. F. is it possible to be both?????
(Year of Hogwarts Graduation): i didnt go to hogwarts
(House Affiliation): see above
(Wand type and size. No, not that "wand"): i dont have a wand seeing as im a squib
(In your own words, describe how you feel [i.e., hate] about Muggles and Mudbloods, and why you wish to serve me for all eternity): i love everybody. i dont discriminate people because of there blood. thats just wrong. anybody who does do that would have to be like...i evil dark lord or something like that.

lmao! sorry i just couldnt resist i love this handbook. it has cleared up a lot of questions i had. lol. by the way do u think i'll get in??

Author's Response: LOL! I'm sure you'll get in. :-) Voldy could always use Squibs as spies! XD

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