Reviewer: miss Ceilidh
Date: 06/10/07 20:08
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

Loved was very funny

Author's Response: Thanks. :-D

Reviewer: eviltwin2000
Date: 06/05/07 16:52
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was so funny, POTTER PUPPET PALS! ANOTHER FOLLOWER!! anyhow, haha, i loved this. i am soo signing up to be a death eater lol. jk, jp.

Author's Response: Come to the dark side, we have cookies! ;-) We need more Death Eaters, lol. Thanks for reviewing!

Reviewer: Spartacus12
Date: 06/05/07 1:17
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

Wow, this is the funniest thing I have read on this site, well done! I loved the puppet pals reference! Personal Favorites are #14 and #23! I was looking for a laugh and you delivered 37 times!

Author's Response: *big grin* Thank you! :-D

Reviewer: dobbys_best_frend
Date: 06/05/07 0:45
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

OMG that was HILARIOUS!!!! I absolutely luved the idea! It is so going on to my favorites. Great job!

Reviewer: dobbys_best_frend
Date: 06/05/07 0:44
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

OMG that was HILARIOUS!!!! I absolutely luved the idea! It is so going on to my favorites. Great job!

Author's Response: Thanks! XD

Reviewer: Lily Roxy
Date: 06/04/07 16:54
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

Oh my gosh! I can't believe this! I just reread the last chapter of "Sweet Sacrifice" and I would have never thought that an author who writes dark stories could write something so funny!!! *envies your multi-talentedness*

I can't decide which is my favourite rule... they're all so funny! I love rule #5, #7, #10, #11, #13, #16, #23, #26, #28, #30, #31 and #32 (I tried narrowing it down to my absolute favourites, I swear.)

I'm getting more weirded out by the second though... I just don't get how you can go from the Professor rated SS version of Voldemort+Bellatrix and than do this . Well, however you're doing it, it's working very very well;).

Unfortunately, the hillarity of this fic resulted me from being kicked out of the school library for laughing to much... No biggie though, I'm still going to your author's page to dig for more awesome fics!

Author's Response: *blush* My multi-talentedness? Aww... *blushes more* That means a lot to me. Really. Thank you. :-) I'm still figuring out how I went from SS to Death Eater Handbook myself, lol. I was just sitting at my computer writing SS when DEH just suddenly popped into my head. I can't explain it, lol! Sorry to hear you got kicked out of the school library. :-)

Reviewer: declan06
Date: 06/03/07 16:16
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

Really funny!

Author's Response: Thanks! :-D

Reviewer: Gabernelli
Date: 06/03/07 3:54
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

That was entertaining! Made me giggle. :)

Author's Response: Glad it made you laugh. :-)

Reviewer: LuckyRatTail
Date: 06/02/07 4:47
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

Very amusing - I only wish Voldy was like this in the books! I particularly liked rule 23: "Rock, paper, scissors is not the best way to go about deciding something. Trust me. I speak from experience. Anyone remember the Godric's Hallow incident? Yes, I thought so.", and all the jabs at Bellatrix. You use his formidable and anti-social nature to superb comic effect ;o)

Author's Response: That would be really cool if Voldy was like that in the books! And I felt a strong desire to jab Bella -- the evil wrench, lol. Thanks for reading!

Author's Response: D'oh! That sould have been 'wench', not 'wrench'. lol

Reviewer: lady magician
Date: 06/01/07 12:22
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook



Author's Response: LOL! :-)

Reviewer: lady magician
Date: 06/01/07 12:20
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

HAH! that was positvely rib-cracking! I can just imagine ol' voldypoo writing this up and thinking of bella and lucius! I love how in the fandom they lways make it look as though theres some kinda "love triagle" beween bella and voldy and nagini...ok that's slightly disturbing...

Usually, in humor stories, i pick out the part that i think is funniest but if i do that i dont think im gonnna have enough space to fit it all!


Author's Response: I have to agree with the Bella/Voldy/Nagini love triangle. Ew. I'm glad that you really liked the story. :-)

Reviewer: kelly_58
Date: 05/31/07 17:22
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

omg!!!! potter puppet pals! I LOVE THEM!!!!!! me and my friends arer obsessed...;-)

Author's Response: LOL! Glad you liked it. :-)

Reviewer: fuzz_nose
Date: 05/30/07 18:52
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

that was pretty funny, but aren't you kinda riping off Evil Villainy for Dummies by Hermiones_Revenge? If you haven't read it- read it. You'll see what I mean.

Author's Response: I never even seen that story before. I did check it out just now. I glanced over it, and they seem to be two different stories. Their's is more about being evil in general, whereas mine is about being a Death Eater.

Reviewer: lantis222
Date: 05/30/07 11:38
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

Oh that was funny. I do enjoy Voldy. These little insites into his psyche are truly, ah, inspiring. Great story, I really enjoyed it.

Author's Response: Thanks! Getting into Voldy's head is something I truly love to do. lol

Reviewer: MissyQuill
Date: 05/30/07 6:34
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

That was so good, it made me cry with loughter=Sammy

Author's Response: Thanks for R&Ring! I'm glad I was able to make you laught. :-)

Reviewer: Rikku
Date: 05/30/07 3:04
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

that was actally quite funny.. I couldn't have come up with that many rules myself.. good work!

I noticed in the first rule you say occlumens when it should in fact be legilimens in that case..
but otherwise loved it!!

Author's Response: Oh, thanks for pointing that out. :-) I'll change it. Glad you liked the story, though. :-D

Reviewer: FortuneFavorsRadames
Date: 05/29/07 21:33
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

This is excellent!! How did you come up with the idea for this? It is awesome!

Author's Response: I can't remember how exactly I came up with it. It just kinda entered my head one night and I started writing it, lol. Thanks for R&Ring! :-)

Reviewer: quiggler
Date: 05/29/07 20:02
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

Hey, awesome! Highly amusing and very entertaining.

Author's Response: Thanks!!!! :-D

Reviewer: moony101
Date: 05/29/07 19:12
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

Ahh you write voldy poo so well!
and where were people asking to have those tattoos put
what is the puppet pals "naked time" concept/ conetion
and do I really want to know what the "unfurnished basement" arguement?
"Wand type and size. No not that wand"
I couldn't stop laughing !!!!

Author's Response: Thanks! I love making Voldy do crazy things. XD As for the "unfurnised basement," that means not wearing underwear under a robe (or other types of clothing). There's a website dedicated to the Potter Puppet Pals. I highly recommend Googling them. :-)

Reviewer: hpfreak101
Date: 05/29/07 18:08
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

I thoroughly loved this story. I loved how you thought about just about everything voldemort would have thought about (and then some). Absolutely terrific story!

Author's Response: Thanks!! I'm really glad you liked it. To be honest, I had to track down the Dark Lord himself and perform Legilimens on him in order to write this. lol

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