Reviewer: PeppermintToads
Date: 04/15/12 22:44
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

Haha! I like rules 33 and 37!

Reviewer: HumanHorcrux
Date: 03/19/12 20:34
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

This is hillarious! :D

Reviewer: BrokenPromise
Date: 03/07/12 21:36
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

That was absolutely hilarious! I had to try so hard not to laugh so that I wouldn't be heard (it was late last night when I read this) but I was laughing so hard internally that I nearly cried!

Reviewer: GinnyPottterGranger
Date: 05/01/11 16:37
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

omigosh.omigosh, i swear that tears are running down my face right now!!! also, did you write "123 ways to annoy voldemort" on mugglenet's fun list? you are HI-LARIOUS!!!! i regret being the only hp fan in my family, otherwise ii could have everyone laughing with this and your fun list!!! lol love ya to death!!!!!

Reviewer: Stell
Date: 04/10/11 7:22
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

(Name): Stellifinia E. Black
(Age): 611years old
(Circle your blood status): PURE BLOOD
(Sex): F yes please
(Year of Hogwarts Graduation): I personally knew the founders of the school and was thus to old to attend the school
(House Affiliation): Slytherin
(Wand size and type): 12 &1/2 " Walnut
I being a pure blood wish to ensure the protection of the last of my blood line for all of my 611 years on earth i have out right hated Muggles and any thing to do with muggles and because you're the only non-muggle organisation out there i will agree to serve you But note that i do have a small problem with setting things on fire

Reviewer: Bastet
Date: 08/13/10 17:46
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

LOOL. This, hum, short story is one of the funniest of the kind I have ever read!!
I can't see a single "problem"!!!!!
I cried with mirth with items 1; 6; 9; 12; 15; 17; 20; 28; 34; 35 and 37. The mix gave me tears!!!! Of course that the others are really funny, but these just... LOL
Whenever I feel, hum, unhappy I just have to read this and the day get's brighter!


Reviewer: xMagicalletters
Date: 08/03/10 15:00
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

Oh my god, hahahaha. This is hilarious. You had me giggling the whole way through! Kudos to you!

Reviewer: firecatcher
Date: 09/22/09 23:17
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

lmao thts soo funny.. and scarry o-0

Reviewer: firecatcher
Date: 09/22/09 23:17
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

lmao thts soo funny.. and scarry o-0

Reviewer: Occlumens99
Date: 08/11/09 12:59
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

Hilarious! One of the funniest things I've read on here, good job. =)

Reviewer: potter_08
Date: 01/22/09 19:43
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

Very funny

Author's Response: Thanks! :-D

Reviewer: lilyrose4321
Date: 09/17/08 23:52
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

i only have one thing to say other then this sentence:

Author's Response: Thanks! :-)

Reviewer: imnotuniqueimmonique
Date: 08/31/08 22:43
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

That was cute!!

Author's Response: Thanks! :-)

Reviewer: cyberkitty
Date: 08/15/08 13:27
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

i luv ur stories! they r so funny!

Author's Response: *blushes* Thanks! :-D I'm really glad you like my fics!

Reviewer: gryffindor_girl21
Date: 07/20/08 15:11
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

This is the funniest fic I've read....ever. End of story.

Author's Response: Thanks! :-)

Reviewer: LunaWorshiper
Date: 06/17/08 22:12
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

(Name): Angela
(Age): 15
(Circle your blood status): Pureblood
(Address): the stone of white, NY
(Sex. Please resist the temptation to pick more than one): Female
(Year of Hogwarts Graduation): ohhh ummm I kinda skipped Hogwarts.. Im still waiting for that letter (darn those owls they must be lost)
(House Affiliation): Gryfinclaw Slyherpuff. The hat couldnt choose.
(Wand type and size. No, not that "wand"): Ohh 13 1/2 inches maple, stag hair
(In your own words, describe how you feel [i.e., hate] about Muggles and Mudbloods, and why you wish to serve me for all eternity): MUH HA HA HA

he he he. now on my national honors society app. i can put death eater right under voluntering at animal shelter.
lol. this was really great though

Author's Response: Nothing wrong with putting "Death Eater" under "Volunteering at Animal Shelter." ;-p lol

Reviewer: Flairstar
Date: 06/08/08 5:53
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

I read this ages ago! i'm so glad i found it again!!

Author's Response: I'm glad you found it. :-D Thanks for R&Ring!

Reviewer: Magic Muffin
Date: 06/02/08 12:44
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

#28, and #32 made me almost shriek with laughter.

I think that #28 made me laugh, because I always wondered if you could smoke Floo Powder...

Author's Response: LOL! Some things are probably best not known, lol. Glad you liked it. :-)

Reviewer: Hermiones BFF
Date: 05/09/08 16:18
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

LMAO!!!! OMG!!!! That was friggin hysterical!!!! I almost peed!!!!

Author's Response: LOL! I'm glad you liked it! xD

Reviewer: Kcharles
Date: 03/30/08 9:37
Chapter: A Death Eater Handbook

Wow! How can you write dark fics, but still manage to write a great humor fic too? I love it and all your other fics!

Author's Response: I really don't know how I do it, lol. I guess it just depends on what kind of mood I'm in when I'm writing. :-) I'm so happy to know that you like my fics. :-) Thanks!

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