Haha! I like rules 33 and 37!
That was absolutely hilarious! I had to try so hard not to laugh so that I wouldn't be heard (it was late last night when I read this) but I was laughing so hard internally that I nearly cried!
omigosh.omigosh, i swear that tears are running down my face right now!!! also, did you write "123 ways to annoy voldemort" on mugglenet's fun list? you are HI-LARIOUS!!!! i regret being the only hp fan in my family, otherwise ii could have everyone laughing with this and your fun list!!! lol love ya to death!!!!!
(Name): Stellifinia E. Black
(Age): 611years old
(Circle your blood status): PURE BLOOD
(Sex): F yes please
(Year of Hogwarts Graduation): I personally knew the founders of the school and was thus to old to attend the school
(House Affiliation): Slytherin
(Wand size and type): 12 &1/2 " Walnut
I being a pure blood wish to ensure the protection of the last of my blood line for all of my 611 years on earth i have out right hated Muggles and any thing to do with muggles and because you're the only non-muggle organisation out there i will agree to serve you But note that i do have a small problem with setting things on fire
LOOL. This, hum, short story is one of the funniest of the kind I have ever read!!
I can't see a single "problem"!!!!!
I cried with mirth with items 1; 6; 9; 12; 15; 17; 20; 28; 34; 35 and 37. The mix gave me tears!!!! Of course that the others are really funny, but these just... LOL
Whenever I feel, hum, unhappy I just have to read this and the day get's brighter!
Congrats!
Oh my god, hahahaha. This is hilarious. You had me giggling the whole way through! Kudos to you!
lmao thts soo funny.. and scarry o-0
lmao thts soo funny.. and scarry o-0
Hilarious! One of the funniest things I've read on here, good job. =)
Very funny
Author's Response: Thanks! :-D
i only have one thing to say other then this sentence:
ROFLMAO!
Author's Response: Thanks! :-)
That was cute!!
Author's Response: Thanks! :-)
i luv ur stories! they r so funny!
Author's Response: *blushes* Thanks! :-D I'm really glad you like my fics!
This is the funniest fic I've read....ever. End of story.
Author's Response: Thanks! :-)
(Name): Angela
(Age): 15
(Circle your blood status): Pureblood
(Address): the stone of white, NY
(Sex. Please resist the temptation to pick more than one): Female
(Year of Hogwarts Graduation): ohhh ummm I kinda skipped Hogwarts.. Im still waiting for that letter (darn those owls they must be lost)
(House Affiliation): Gryfinclaw Slyherpuff. The hat couldnt choose.
(Wand type and size. No, not that "wand"): Ohh 13 1/2 inches maple, stag hair
(In your own words, describe how you feel [i.e., hate] about Muggles and Mudbloods, and why you wish to serve me for all eternity): MUH HA HA HA
he he he. now on my national honors society app. i can put death eater right under voluntering at animal shelter.
lol. this was really great though
Author's Response: Nothing wrong with putting "Death Eater" under "Volunteering at Animal Shelter." ;-p lol
I read this ages ago! i'm so glad i found it again!!
Author's Response: I'm glad you found it. :-D Thanks for R&Ring!
#28, and #32 made me almost shriek with laughter.
I think that #28 made me laugh, because I always wondered if you could smoke Floo Powder...
Author's Response: LOL! Some things are probably best not known, lol. Glad you liked it. :-)
LMAO!!!! OMG!!!! That was friggin hysterical!!!! I almost peed!!!!
Author's Response: LOL! I'm glad you liked it! xD
Wow! How can you write dark fics, but still manage to write a great humor fic too? I love it and all your other fics!
Author's Response: I really don't know how I do it, lol. I guess it just depends on what kind of mood I'm in when I'm writing. :-) I'm so happy to know that you like my fics. :-) Thanks!
