Finally, the mystery is solved! Yay! Well done this is great! And thank you for going detective and discovering the secret of "how the Dursleys got off that rock!".

Hee hee! That was fantastic!

Petunia has a dark side! It was funny, not the laugh out loud kind of funny, but the kind of funny that makes you smirk and grin evilly. Very well written.

That's one way to do it. Good story.

Haha!

It was really well written. Like, instead of just narrating the things they tried, to get rescued, you started with Petunia eating in that cafe.

Very good portraying of all the characetrs. I really liked the way you've shown vernon and petunia careful not to wake dudley up.

Nice work!

Lol...entertaining and well-written. I loved this line, '“Is that all!” Vernon roared, “That is extremely painful I’ll have you know!”.

And you've shown an interesting side to Petunia. The fact that she wouldn't blindly follow Vernon's instructions makes her seem more human and less freaky than usual. Carrot cake rules! :)