Reviewer: Annabella Cullen
Date: 09/24/07 22:42
Chapter: Chapter 7: Snape, The Psychiatrist

Amazing. keep it up!~

Reviewer: Helios Sol
Date: 09/24/07 14:09
Chapter: Chapter 7: Snape, The Psychiatrist

Not bad. A little on the short side. Do you think you should put a DH disregarded warning because of the Horcrux related stuff? 8.75/10

Author's Response: except I wrote that before I read deathly hallows....

Reviewer: aliauthor
Date: 09/23/07 21:26
Chapter: Chapter 7: Snape, The Psychiatrist

what do you call Violet? A fashionista? A psychotic megalomaniac? Both?

As usual, a good chapter. Not much happened in terms of plot, but very well-written.

Reviewer: aliauthor
Date: 08/30/07 14:55
Chapter: Chapter 5: Snape, The Reborn

“My favorite’s the Hello Hydration, with lilac and coconut.”
mine, too! (High fives Draco)
This is a hilarious world you've come up with, I can't wait to finish!

Reviewer: aliauthor
Date: 08/30/07 14:29
Chapter: Prologue: In which Tom Riddle acquires a business card

loving it! Schmergo reccomended this to me and I'm glad I decided to click the link!

Love the allusions to other dark lords...sauron, Darth Vader reading parenting magazine, etc.

Author's Response: Schmergo is very cool. I'm glad you took her advice. To be honest (and vain), I just love the idea of Darth Vader reading Parenting magazine. I mean, who needs it more than him?

Reviewer: flyingpizza
Date: 08/14/07 22:28
Chapter: Chapter 6: Draco, Seriously Harassed

update please for the love of my sanity, I need to know what happens.

Reviewer: oceanianow
Date: 08/03/07 18:05
Chapter: Chapter 6: Draco, Seriously Harassed

Hahahaha! I totally love this! Keep it up soon!

Reviewer: Luna_and_Harry
Date: 08/01/07 11:58
Chapter: Chapter 6: Draco, Seriously Harassed

hehe. now you have to update or i will shave your cat.

Author's Response: shave my cat and you'll have to write your own ending.

Reviewer: Rictumsempra
Date: 07/05/07 17:10
Chapter: Chapter 2: Draco, Heir Unapparent

xD Especially loved this chapter, Draco's hilarious.

Reviewer: Rictumsempra
Date: 07/05/07 16:36
Chapter: Chapter 1: Snape, The Laundry Boy

Haha, great job so far! Though some of the characters seem to be a /little/ out of character, it's very funny and quite enjoyable. Keep up the great work! =D

Reviewer: jellydogt
Date: 07/05/07 12:59
Chapter: Chapter 6: Draco, Seriously Harassed


Author's Response: you

Reviewer: Schmerg_The_Impaler
Date: 07/04/07 9:17
Chapter: Chapter 6: Draco, Seriously Harassed

YAAAY! You should have seen me dance when I got that email that said this story's been updated.

Egads, the conversation with Pansy was hilarious! Everyone knows they're going to end up married, though...

The vampire bat analogy was brilliant, as was Draco somehow failing to pay attention to Voldemort and daydreaming about the Holiday Inn and doughnuts.

I just stare at the screen, seriously, and wonder what kind of mind can just come up with stuff so easily. It's incredible.

You know what would be awesome? If in Deathly Hallows, Draco joined up with Harry to destroy Horcruxes... but not to do good, just to take over as Dark Lord. That would be so, so cool, especially if the good side stupidly thought that Draco had switched to their team...

Okay, I think I've been spending too much time rooting for evil.

I can't wait for an update! I hope you're seriously considering a career writing books, because you're shockingly funny and original.

Author's Response: Your ideas are good but we shall just have to see... :)

Reviewer: Karma_k2
Date: 07/04/07 1:35
Chapter: Chapter 6: Draco, Seriously Harassed

Oh, wait, what about those Horcrux things my father told me about? He told me that Dumbledore says that there are six Horcruxes, each one containing a piece of Voldemort’s soul, and all six must be destroyed before the Fearless Leader can be destroyed.
This is just a side note, but it’s really pathetic that powerful Death Eaters have to rely on penetrating the enemy’s intelligence so they can find out about their own leader.
Anyway, Horcruxes: the diary Potter destroyed back in second year, the ring that Dumbledore destroyed, Slytherin’s locket, Hufflepuff’s cup, something that used to be Ravenclaw’s, something that used to be Gryffindor’s, and one that nobody knows about, or that’s what Dad said.

How on Earth does Lucius know about the Horcruxes? The only person D'dore would have spoken to them about is Harry.

Author's Response: D'dore told Snape about them, otherwise how could he explain the hand thing?

Reviewer: Helios Sol
Date: 07/03/07 23:32
Chapter: Chapter 6: Draco, Seriously Harassed

"may-he-be-boiled-in-blackberry-jam-and-left-on-the-top-shelf-of-a-cupboard-to-gather-dustbunnies-for-all-eternity" Good one. Rolls right off the tongue. I suppose Pansy would be stalking him, so that would be the best he could say as far as I know. 9/10.

Author's Response: Hey, it seemed like a pretty dreadful fate to me.

Reviewer: CowGirlHPFan
Date: 07/03/07 19:04
Chapter: Chapter 6: Draco, Seriously Harassed

This was funny...the way Pansy thinks Draco loves her and the way Snape is out for revenge,But I still LIKE the OTHER chapter better,(the Herbal Essences thing really helped make it funny, and the rest of te chapter was good too), Soooo I guess it was a good chapter too,not as funny as the other ones,but still a good chapter,(Sorry for the bad review) 0-0 *~*CowGirlHPFan*~* :)

Author's Response: I don't mind I didn't write this chapter. ;) Grace did (my co-author)

Author's Response: Beg pardon!!! You're my co-author. And the Herbal Essences thing was my idea ;)

Author's Response: Yeah maybe, but I'm the one who takes care of this joint so I call the shots. And Violet was mine so hah! ;-]

Reviewer: Rikku
Date: 07/03/07 18:21
Chapter: Chapter 6: Draco, Seriously Harassed

I love this story! Excellent humour.. one of my favourites..
By the way, just a side note: aren't there only six horcruxes? Isn't Voldemort himself the seventh piece of his soul?
Great chapter! Update soon!

Author's Response: you're right! Thanks for pointing that out. I fixed it.

Reviewer: blinding_darkness
Date: 07/03/07 15:36
Chapter: Prologue: In which Tom Riddle acquires a business card

Oh, wow. This story is hilarious. Nice job! :)

Author's Response: Thank you. We try for the 'wow factor.'

Reviewer: Padfoot Black 62
Date: 07/02/07 9:27
Chapter: Chapter 5: Snape, The Reborn

Your story is SO funny. LOL. I loved the Herbal Essences part with the coconut and mango. I wish there was a picture of Draco and Snape when they were finished with their "make-overs". ....Actually, no, I'm happy making up my own images of them. *evil smirk*

Author's Response: Herbal Essences is my speciality. I just hope Snape keeps to using shampoo. Thanks for reviewing.

Reviewer: cowzrfreaky123
Date: 06/26/07 10:51
Chapter: Chapter 5: Snape, The Reborn

Wow. That was amazing. Ilove it. you rock

Author's Response: Thanks. We try.

Reviewer: Schmerg_The_Impaler
Date: 06/19/07 7:06
Chapter: Chapter 5: Snape, The Reborn

Wow, even your authors' notes are fantastic!

I was hoping for a Snape makeover... and you didn't disappoint. The idea of Violet scaring Snape more than Voldemort is funny and not at all implausible.

The shampoo part KILLED me. I love it! I can really see Draco getting all excited over hair products and knowing all of the different scents of Herbal Essence.

Draco's suggestion about Snape's eyes was really funny as well... 'put them out, he doesn't need them.' And Snape actually thinking about his appearance, like his haircut when he was eleven, pale making him look intelligent, not being able to go wrong with black... it's interesting to think that he doesn't look the way he does because he just doesn't care at all.

For some reason, my favourite part of this chapter was the distinct shortage of elephants. Where do you get this stuff? You're incredible! And then the 'sweet as honey'... I believe this is the best characterization of Snape I've ever seen in a humour fic, Draco too, for that matter.

Somehow I was actually rather touched by the Snape makeover scene. I can just see him completely stunned by his own improved reflection... I'm sure he thought he was a lost cause as well.

I can't wait for more! Keep writing because this is one of my favourite stories on the site!

Author's Response: I love reviews like this, and you left three. You know, I'm sort of beginning to adore you.

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