Reviewer: flyingphoenix
Date: 08/20/07 11:40
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

Aaaaah, it's great to be back to the world of Voldie...

Author's Response: That's certainly MY favourite world!

Reviewer: Ankh of the night
Date: 08/16/07 12:05
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

Yes it's similar, but there are some differences. If you want to hear it I suggest the movie Whale Rider(the book is excellent as well) I also suggest the occasional Maori word.(try it's another excellent thing)

Author's Response: Thanks so much, Ankh! That's really useful.

Reviewer: Ankh of the night
Date: 08/15/07 16:38
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

Oh and I like Mungo being from New Zealand because I am a kiwi myself.
DON'T KICK KAKAPOS THEY ARE REALLY ENDANGERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously there are less than 70 left!

Author's Response: Really? You're from NZ? That is REALLY COOL! (Sorry, I have a slight obsession.) I know, I love kakapos-- I did a report on them when I was eleven. Hey, I have a random question-- is the New Zealand accent similar to an Australian one? I can't seem to find an example of New Zealanders talking, and I want to get a good picture in my mind of how Mungo talks.

Reviewer: Ankh of the night
Date: 08/15/07 16:34
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

That was funny. And that Johnny Depp thing that Hedwig with a Quill wrote made me laugh while singing along to Evanescence, which is a bit odd really if you've ever heard Evanescence.

Author's Response: Why, thank you! Evanescence... ha... I'm not a big fan (I like soundtracks to musicals, oldies, and bizarre bands like Lemon Demon because I have horrid taste in music), but I do know what it sounds like, and laughter is an interesting sound effect.

Reviewer: Sharky_Girl
Date: 08/13/07 21:25
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

*is leading an angry mob of people who apperantly love this story and are holding pitchforks and torches*
(yes I am quite aware that I am insane. But im insane and proud!) But, seriously,

Author's Response: Hahaha, I share your symptoms (insanity, tendancy to use pitchforks too much). I really want to update, but I've written drafts of chapter 3 ten or eleven times, and it never comes out as funny as I want. Bleh.

Reviewer: Dark_Lady_Z
Date: 08/08/07 13:09
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

I love your stories! Please update soon, I gotta know what happens to Voldy! Heh, by the way your new poem about Voldy was great. I'm sort of sad he is gone too... er, just as a MFF Humor guy. Heres a cyber marshmallow for being awesome! ()_)

Author's Response: *Munches cyber-marshmallow* Wow, thanks! Now I really have to update!

Reviewer: LoonyGirl
Date: 08/07/07 12:01
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

OMG I am sooo happy that you are writing a sequel!! The Dark Lord's Blog was one of my favorite fanfics EVER, and the sequel is proving to be just as brilliant. Keep up the good work!

Author's Response: Hehehe, thanks very much! Love the username, by the way.

Reviewer: I_LUV_MOONY
Date: 08/06/07 17:13
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

Haha, Nagini is so funny. And, before you ask, no, she did not edit my post (sorry, had to be corny and follow the new trend). Do you happen to have a picture of this Mungo, to "help" me better understand his character? I'm sure you, as a teenage girl, have searched for said picture many a time. :D

Author's Response: I love Nagini! Heh, I do have a picture of Mungo, but it's one that I drew. Weirdly enough, I've never understood girls who stare at someone attractive and go, "LAWL, HAWT MENZ!!!!1!!1!one!!!1!" Personally, I like scrawny geeky glasses-wearing weirdos, but that's just me! ^_^ (I also like Ron Weasley, but that's because... well, he's Ron!)

Reviewer: I_LUV_MOONY
Date: 08/06/07 17:02
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

Ha ha, I love the Blokeco and the letters. If Luna says you're weird, then you have a major problem. I also liked the Nigerian Prince thing. Haven't gotten one myself, but it's only a matter of time now. The comments section was very very funny. Keep up the good work! :D

Author's Response: Oh, a few weeks ago, I got one of those Nigerian letters... in German! (I'm fluent.) I was very confused, and started laughing hysterically. The grammar was really bad, and it was quite surreal... although I felt almost honoured to get one. Heh.

Reviewer: GryfvenslythPUFF
Date: 08/03/07 21:46
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

What about text message breakup? Ohhh, and Charlie the Unicorn!? And -cough- acharacternamedemily-cough- Did you know my name is Emily? Ahahaha. -hem- -leaves-

Author's Response: Hello, Emily! Dude, I HAVE to use Charlie the Unicorn in chapter three. You are brilliant! Thank you very much for the awesome suggestion.

Reviewer: GryfvenslythPUFF
Date: 08/03/07 21:41
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

AHAHAHA. My parents now think I'm insane for laughing so hard at the computer. When are you going to update? D=

Author's Response: I will update as soon as I'm untied from this dungeon lair! No... I'm sorry, I planned to update right after DH, but everything I write still isn't as funny as I'd like. I'm hoping to update soon.

Reviewer: Angela_Prongs
Date: 07/23/07 18:46
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

*Puts Voldy in a full Body-Bind*
*butters his back-by magic*
*laughs and calls him a lobster*
Any thing else I can do for you, my lordship?

I LAUGHED AGAIN! Thank you SO much, I haven't laughed in AGES! The name Mungo Phelps sounds familiar...who is he?

Author's Response: Hehehehehehe... that killed me. Mungo Phelps is totally made up. 'Mungo' is the name of St. Mungo's hospital, and 'Phelps' is the last name of the Phelps twins from the Potter films, but I swear I wasn't thinking about any of that when I wrote it!

Reviewer: Angela_Prongs
Date: 07/23/07 18:26
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

Schmergo! I re-read this, and I believe it would delight you to know that I laughed just as hard as ever, and harder than I've laughed in weeks! Seriously, I almost forgot what laughing this hard felt like! How on earth do you come up with this stuff? It really is just amazing!

Author's Response: Awww, thank you! You're so cool! I come up with it by writing down randomly silly things that pop into my mind or that I use in conversation and then try to find a way to incorporate them into a chapter of the blog!

Reviewer: boobacat
Date: 07/22/07 5:47
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

Hahaha!! I love the Dark Lords Blog, but so far this is almost better! I laughed for about 5 minutes about the Parenthesis Overuse Association and the reference to the "shoes" song (which is like the best song ever(have you watched "muffins" as well (because it's really funny (I think I have to join the parenthesis overuse association))))

Author's Response: Thank you! I LOVE THE MUFFINS VIDEO; in fact, it may be my favourite youtube video. I have to find a way to work in a reference to that later in the story!

Reviewer: harrypotterfangirl21
Date: 07/20/07 17:35
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

No, I suppose you're right. It would suck to be arrested. Thank you, then, for alerting Him for me.

Author's Response: You're most welcome.

Reviewer: harrypotterfangirl21
Date: 07/20/07 17:22
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

Actually, I WAS being serious.

*awkward silence*
*crickets chirping*

So please inform Mr. Dark Lord Voldemort Sir that I would like nothing better than to join his ranks.

Author's Response: Ohh, okay! I'm Voldemort's secretary, so I'll put a call through to him ASAP! (*Cough* I just tried to reassure the previous reviewer that you were kidding in case she was an Auror! Wouldnt' want to be arrested, now would you? *Wink*)

Reviewer: dramaqueen3107
Date: 07/20/07 16:42
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

I was just checking for Chapter 3 (still not up! Ah!) when I decided to leave a review. Again. And I felt the need to comment on how disturbed I am by the comment below about joining the Death Eaters. Some people are disturbed.

But anyway, I love this story! Keep up the fantastic work!

Author's Response: Thanks, Dramaqueen! 'Twill be updated shortly after the release of "Deathly Hallows"... as for the Death Eater, I'm hoping she wasn't serious! ^_^

Reviewer: harrypotterfangirl21
Date: 07/20/07 15:45
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

Hello, sir, I was reading your blog (which I found very insightful, threatening, and grammatically correct) and decided to try to contact you for Death Eater sign-ups. I am (most regrettably) a Muggle born, but I fully support you ridding the world of all
Mudbloods who don't support you, and killing that annoying Harry Potter (incidentally, my screen name is only what it is as a cover, I figure no one would suspect me of being a potential Death Eater if I seem to support Harry Potter!) Please reply back to this comment
when you get the time so I can join your ranks.

P.S. My email address, should you want to contact me through that, is And yes, that is a real address.

P.P.S. And no, I am not mocking you in any way, shape, or form.

Author's Response: Oh dear, I'll be sure to tell Voldemort about this at once!

Reviewer: Abinlo_Ureesn
Date: 07/13/07 9:49
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

I disagree with your authors note. I think that the first chapter is good.
can't wait for the Haitus to be over!

~~Aubrie~~ aka: Abinlo_Ureesn

Author's Response: Yee-haw! I'm glad you thought it was funny. I guess what I meant is that the story doesn't pick up until later. I'll update as soon as the queue is open again after "Deathly Hallows."

Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron
Date: 07/08/07 21:55
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

Errmm, Schmergo, if I shot u, u couldn't update. Y would I wanna do that!?

Author's Response: You could shoot me... non-fatally. Besides, I have horcruxes out the wazoo. I'm like the undead monkey from "Pirates of the Caribbean."

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