Reviewer: Ankh of the night
Date: 02/03/08 10:27
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

In response to what you said in the duelling club, I wish I was Johnny Depp.
*giggles like crazy!nymph*
I want to ask: have you read THIS?
http://www.mugglenet.com/funlists/deatheater.shtml

So that this isn't spam: GREAT STORY> I WISH THERE WERE UPDATES!
*hides from mods*

Author's Response: AGABLAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHa. Love that list. Sorry about the lack of updates!

Reviewer: Firkant
Date: 01/25/08 9:57
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

Hey, it's me. Well duh! Guess where I am? Yup. Im in a muggle hospital. I don't know why, but my shrink sent me here. And they have but me on drugs, so I really think I can leave this place for psychos. Well anyway,

"You know what also really annoys me? The computer they have here in my room. Not only is it a piece of junk, it’s a
Hewlett-Packard. This means that every time I turn it on, those two hateful initials, HP, flash onto the screen. Laughing at me. Mocking me. I hate it!"

That really made me laugh, cause this computer that Im writing on is a Hewlett-Packard. And it do SUCK! Well in a hospital like this, there is not very much to do. And Im just like the most bored person ever! So I use my days, reading fan fics. And of course yours. They are the best! So will you update soon, or I will have to e-Crucio you. Oh merlin. Im turning in to Lord Voldemort. I should start bloging.

That's what I had to say. I will be back. And say "Hi" to Theo from me, will you?

Author's Response: Hello! Oh, the irony of reading this story while in a hospital! The computer I wrote that story on was an HP, but it diiiied after a long, terminal illness in which it literally ate its own hard drive bit by bit, so now I have a Dell, and I love it.

I don't think I'll be updatin' because I'm sick of all of the Voldemort fics on this site... there are so many, and mine aren't really much in comparison, plus all the originality's gone out of writing about VOldemort. But you never know, inspiration might come to me. I will indeed say hi to Theo! I'm working on a gauntlet story with him in it right now!

Reviewer: Carma Godsun
Date: 01/12/08 15:11
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

And where are the updates?


Author's Response: Whoopsie-daisies!

Reviewer: Carma Godsun
Date: 01/12/08 15:11
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

And where are the updates?


Author's Response: They are nonexistent. Because there are waaaay too many Voldemort humour fics on this site, and all the fun went out of writing it.

Reviewer: honeydukes0209
Date: 12/19/07 23:28
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

LOL...please udate when you can! I love this!!! :D

Author's Response: Thanks! I am in a Blog Slump, but I can always hope that inspiration will strike!

Reviewer: RowenaHeart
Date: 12/16/07 16:41
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

ahahaha!

Author's Response: Glad I made you laugh!

Reviewer: RowenaHeart
Date: 12/16/07 16:40
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

Nagini is being very nagini-ish

Author's Response: Gasp! A character who is actually in-character? In the Blog? Something MUST BE DONE ABOUT THIS!

Reviewer: RowenaHeart
Date: 12/16/07 16:28
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

ahahaha!

Author's Response: Thank you!

Reviewer: mahogany_wand
Date: 12/11/07 17:54
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

I do quite like this, although it has been a long time since an update... However I think it is absoulutely fantabulous and awsome and cool and rockin' and stylin' and neato and fergalicous(it's hot hot)! So, anyways, keep up the awsome work and continue being awsome and cool!

Author's Response: Thank you so much! I've never had anything of mine been called absoulutely fantabulous and awsome and cool and rockin' and stylin' and neato and fergalicous all in the same sentence before!

Reviewer: xXhEaRtSdEsIrExX
Date: 11/19/07 16:04
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

coolness, when are you going to write more???

Author's Response: I, er, don't know...

Reviewer: PorcelainRose
Date: 11/17/07 18:18
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

I don’t know how to start this review so I’ll just say… Hallo! And improvise from there…

Halo!
I have written a letter for dear Volders.

Hello there,
I would like to ask you a few questions.
1. Do you have very small feet? Trainers that light up when you walk are made for kiddiewinks and kiddiewinks have small feet. Perhaps you get them custom made?
2. Do you polish your head? Or is just that shiny?
3. Could you please audition for a talent show and sing “Hot Stuff” in red sequined hot pants?
Oh and could you please stop sending me images that you have photo shopped! I must admit your skills have improved from the first picture you’ve sent me but please stop! I thought it was all good fun at first when you photo shopped your head onto Brad Pitts body but the last one was disturbing! I mean why Janet Jackson? You need help. I did quite like the Daniel Radcliff one though! How was Equus? Does he have a great talent… in stage shows?
Toddles!
xxx

You made me laugh so much! And you make me feel rather hyper too… lets not forget making me feel the urge to write weird and wonderful things.
Ciao!
xxx

Author's Response: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... your review is hysterical. And you makde ME feel rather hyper and make ME feel the urge to write weird and wondedrful things. I will have to use that lettter for something...

Reviewer: PorcelainRose
Date: 11/17/07 17:32
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

Hullo there once again!
I am back to review!
Prepare to be bedazzled!
(OMG MY DAD NEARLY ATTACKED ME WITH A TAPE MEASURER JUST THEN!)
Anyway... “3. GET. ME. OUT OF HERE!” reminded me of a program that is currently being shown on ITV over here in the land of sun aka England called “I’m a celebrity GET ME OUT OF HERE!” They may have it over in the USA I don’t know. If you don’t know it’s where they get a truckload of Celebs and ship them out to the great Australian bush and make them do horrible trials! YAY! I just realised that has completely nothing to do with you or old mouldy-wart.
Yeah. Moving on...
You are pretty darn fabby I must say! Your blogging is rather splendid!
If Voldie can’t do much magic why doesn’t he audition for a talent show? I would like to see Voldie seeing “Hot stuff” in some nice pink hot pants or maybe a snakeskin cat suit.
Sorry I am a tad bit hyper!
Carry on doing what you do best, which is doing what you do. (:
What wise words!
Toodle-Pip!
xxx

Author's Response: TAPE MEASURES ARE INCREDIBLY SCARY!
Oh yeah, I've heard of that show... I seem to remember doing a skit called "I'm A Plumber, Get Me Out of Here" in drama in eighth-grade... we were a heck of a lot of plumbers stuck in a horrible bathroom. It was quite humorous.
Hahahaha, your idea made me laugh. Glad you liked it!

Reviewer: nightsky
Date: 11/12/07 19:06
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

Oh my, more hillarious-ness! You must add chapters to this story...or else...Nagini will never be able to go to that party on Saturday!

Author's Response: OH NO! Poor Nagini! Now I really have to update! (But I don't know if I will ever continue...)

Reviewer: Dreameth
Date: 11/10/07 23:21
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

It's great! It's a bit more plotted and less blogish than the first one, but I still love it. Keep working on it!

PS You got the jelly song from rathergood.com stuck in my head. E-crucios.

Author's Response: Thank you! Yeah, this one has a lot more plot... I didn't want to write it in blog format, but I tried, and I don't think it's really working.
Sorry about the Jelly Song... I like to sing it in the closest impersonation of the freaky owl that I can do. (Love the random masked/lampshade wearing people in the background.)

Reviewer: Suika07
Date: 11/07/07 22:21
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

YESSSS. A SEQUAL!!!!!! oh man, im lovin it. (not mcdonalds.)
johnny depp's cheekbones?? hahhh.
i love this:
'He had enough abs to star in ‘300’ '
hahhh. so true about 300's abs overload.
i would list more things i found amusing, but then i would just be repeating the entire chapter, so i wont. :) ill just say, that you are hilariously random, it is fantastic, and please update again soon!

Author's Response: Awww, thank you! I had fun with Mungo. Not sure how soon I'll be updating, though...

Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron
Date: 11/02/07 20:43
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

pudding that WHAT?

Author's Response: Oh, he trailed off because he noticed the next part. I should use ellipses there, yes?

Reviewer: James Jameson
Date: 10/18/07 21:12
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

Is Hogwarts going to be called Catsores like it was on Forum? That was funny. The House-elves should be replaced by dogs.

Author's Response: It IS going to be called Catsores. Though I don't think the house elves will be replaced by dogs-- even as slaves, I don't think Filch will let 'em in the building.

Reviewer: James Jameson
Date: 10/18/07 21:02
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

good Schmergo! Do we get to see filch? that filthy little catlover *shudders at the thought of cats*

Author's Response: Aww, thanks! And we see a LOT of Filch. I've always thought he was hilarious.

Now I actually love cats ("Cats" is one of my favourite musicals), but I love to make fun of them even more... kind of like Voldemort!

Reviewer: harrypotterfangirl21
Date: 10/08/07 21:19
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

You know, Schmergo, I really think you're a silly review magnet.

*gets vivid mental image of a robot Schmergo that has Post-It silly reviews stuck to it*

Since everyone's already pretty much ssaid everything funny about this chapter (which is pretty much every sentence, now that I think about it), I won't do the same. Just know that you're hilarious. KNOW IT. OWN IT. PWN IT IF YOU SO DESIRE.

Oh, and could you pretty pretty pretty please make a reference to me somewhere? (I'll give you Tastycakes! (They're DELICIOUS! I'm addicted.)) Or, you know, I could give you rock candy, which made me adopt Southern and British accents (I kept alternating) for hours on end once...

Gah. I sometimes wonder about my sanity.

- Katie

Author's Response: Hehehehe, and you've seen my robot Schmergo in my sig. You know I absolutely have to put this in the silly review thread.

OMG, I love Tastycakes and rock candy! I'm sure there will be a 'reviewer participation' part later in the E-Journal. In the meantime, Lily's conscience in "Love A Duck" is named Katie. It's a running joke about how she has a writer's conscience, which is like a beta reader and points out her grammatical errors. ^_^

Reviewer: GryfvenslythPUFF
Date: 10/06/07 20:39
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

Schmergo, I'm sorry for being such a pain but I just wanted to share an idea with you. You like Pirates of the Caribbean? Well, I thought maybe you could do this whole spiffy HP/POTC thing. Hermione could be Elizabeth, Ron Will and Harry Jack. I just think you could have SO much fun with that. Ok, sorry for wasting space! Love your stories-Emily

Author's Response: Oh, you're not a pain! That's an interesting idea! I just have to try to find some parallel/similiarity. (I personally don't think Ron is much like Will, or Harry like Jack-- so they probably wouldn't pursue the same course of action. And I'd have to figure out something to use instead of ships!) I shall definitely give it thought!

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