Reviewer: readerchic
Date: 04/11/07 21:29
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World


Author's Response: Awww, thank you!

Reviewer: babekitty_92
Date: 04/11/07 10:01
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I was in stiches of laughter the WHOLE TIME!!!

Hee hee hee!! I mean, I'm a red head and I even laughed like mad when Voldy called Ron "Ginger knob".

Maybe it's because I'm up at 1am that I find this even funnier, but yeah, great start!!!!

Yay!!!! Dark Lord's blog and more is back in action!!!! *dances around like a crazy chicken with toe socks*
Abbi :)

Author's Response: Thank you, babekitty! The "Ginger Knob" came from this name that my crazy science teacher always used to call a boy in my class two years ago. The teacher kinda reminded me of Voldemort, so...

Reviewer: liquid_silver
Date: 04/10/07 19:10
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

sorry, in my previous review i meant to say "E-Journals" instead of "Diaries."

Author's Response: 'Sokay. I once said "Half-dead Prince" instead of "Half-Blood Prince" on a review... that was embarrassing...

Reviewer: liquid_silver
Date: 04/10/07 19:09
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

THANK YOU! ! ! ! ! i've been waiting FOREVER for the sequel to TDLB! i can't wait to read more of "Diaries!"

Author's Response: Hooray! I'm glad you like it! Somewhat hot OC introduced in the next chapter!

Reviewer: Alias_Tonks
Date: 04/10/07 15:35
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

I LOVE this story!!!! This is so great.... I've been waiting soooo long!!!!! And it's better than I imagined! Yay! ((((And how did (you know((((about the POA?)))))))))

Author's Response: Thank you! It's always nice to receive a review from you.(There really seem to be a lot of people on this site who should be in the POA (But then, I guess that's why it's in the story (because it's so common.)))

Reviewer: llorias
Date: 04/10/07 1:11
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

i might just die of laughter!

sounds like an incredible way to die, dont you agree?


i LOVE the voldy-blogs. absolutely thrilling. mind boggling. HILARIOUS!

may i suggest a new nickname for dear voldy?
very long story behind that!


i would love to see Ron more involved in the story, seeing as he is my utter obsession, and if he dies in the last book i might just commit suicide. its no problem if you cant, its a BRILLIANT story none-the-less! =)

Author's Response: I would just love to die laughing when my time comes. Very apt... thanks for the lovely reviews, and the MARVELLOUS name! Voldershmookings *gigglesnort* There will be some Ron in this one, since they're over at Hogwarts. Ron's my utter obsession as well-- but come on, Voldemort was defeated in "The Dark Lord's Blog" by tripping over Ron's foot, don't say he hasn't been involved. ^_^

Reviewer: madelynn
Date: 04/09/07 1:12
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

Schmergo, apperently I don't have your e-mail address anymore :S
so could you please e-mail me?

Author's Response: I will indeed do that! :)

Reviewer: Karma_k2
Date: 04/09/07 1:02
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

*giggles maniacally* Poor Volders.

Author's Response: I know, right?

Reviewer: SpikyBlackQuill
Date: 04/08/07 20:53
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

I'll inform you when I can get passed the author's note without choking or getting being threatened with tranquilizers. I can never seem to get passed that mention of internet scammers from Nigeria without falling on the floor, shrieking with laughter.

Author's Response: Haha, you know, I actually mentioned them in the author's note BECAUSE they're mentioned in the story, and I don't own rights to them. So perhaps you'll laugh just as much when you get to that point of the story?

Reviewer: dragonwings
Date: 04/08/07 20:19
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

O MY BADNESS. lol, give me a minute, I've got to stop laughing first. XD

Phew! Now that I'm over that, great story Schmergo! I'm a bit bummed that I didn't get to read it right away since I was on vacation, but omg, it's so funny I don't even care!!! I LOVE THIS STORY! :D

Author's Response: Thank you! I'm glad that you like it! ^_^ I'm pretty sure you'll like the rest of the story more. You're also the first one to comment on the "Oh My Badness."

Reviewer: madelynn
Date: 04/08/07 12:54
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

I've got a question for you schmergo, do you want to beta my trewy story? I've got the first chapter finished (or something)

Author's Response: Ooh, okay! I love Trelawney.

Reviewer: GinnyRuleZaBatBogeys
Date: 04/08/07 11:57
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

ROTFLOL To... Funny...Can't...Stop...laughing...

Author's Response: Well, goody! I'm glad to hear you like it!

Reviewer: The Flying Dutchman
Date: 04/08/07 9:25
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

I've been waiting for this since I read about it in your "Dark Lords Blog" reviews page and now finally i get to read it. You say next chapter will be better...YAY! that'll be quite something.

Author's Response: *JIggity jig* Thanks, Flying Dutchman! (I still really like that username.)

Reviewer: madelynn
Date: 04/08/07 6:45
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

I printed this story for mike to read, and he laughed soooo hard! :D
well, gotta go! I'm starting on my new fanfic! :D

Author's Response: Ooh! Good luck!

Reviewer: HPwizzzard
Date: 04/07/07 18:59
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

Yeah, I talk to the shrubs. But they don't talk back. Usually.


Author's Response: Haha, I can't believe we're all talking about American Idol on my review page! Now, just to clarify things, I just said I like Sanjaya-- he's a likeable person. I didn't say I think he should win! Just like how I like creamed corn, but I wouldn't pick it if I could only pick one kind of food! ^_^

Reviewer: Angela_Prongs
Date: 04/07/07 18:23
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

Is this like a new blog or something? I don't get it.

I feel like I've read those messages from The Dream Team to Voldymortus. (his new nickname)

What is 'bureaucratic'?

Voldymortus would not call himself lame

I've never read 'American Girl' in my life. Thank God Almighty

When you use bold or italics, how do you turn them off?

Author's Response: This is Voldy's new blog... though technically, it is the same blog, a continuation of the old one after a few months of absence. You have indeed read those messages-- I posted them in the 'reviews' section of "The Dark Lord's Blog," but not that many people actually read the reviews. Bureaucratic means "of or relating to administration of a government chiefly through bureaus or departments staffed with nonelected officials." Voldy was referring to the people in charge of Power Rangers, though. I know Voldymortus wouldn't normally call himself 'lame,' but he's in an emotional low point. He's lacking in confidence because his magic's gone and Harry Potter got the better of him. You can turn off bold writing or italics by going < / b > or < / i >, without the spaces.

Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron
Date: 04/07/07 15:50
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

OK, I think ur funny, but rooting for Sanjaya just makes me think ur insane.

Author's Response: Well, I don't *VOTE* for him or anything. My favourite was Chris Sligh, but Sligh went bye-bye. I just happen to have a bit of a soft spot for Sanjaya. Voldemort would root for Sanjaya. ^_^

Reviewer: Hermione Lurves Ron
Date: 04/07/07 15:45
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

omg ive never laffed this hard in my life. lord mouldy-shorts reags ag? ha!!!

Author's Response: Haha, and I can just see him sending in one of those stupid jokes with his school picture, and it says "FROM VOLDYPOO, AGE 71, ENGLAND."

Reviewer: Hedwig with a quill
Date: 04/07/07 13:38
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

Nuuuuu!! I missed that story for 37 reviews. Oh well. This is a great story Schmerg, except for one thing... how come Wormtail doesn't flip out anymore when he doesn't get the first post?

Author's Response: Thank you! Well, Wormtail doesn't flip out because he JUST DOESN'T CARE, as Lucius so tactfully put it. He's in Azkaban now, and Voldemort has no power, and he doesn't have to worry about impressing Voldemort anymore. He's probably sucking up to the dementors now (no pun intended.)

Reviewer: Angela_Prongs
Date: 04/07/07 12:23
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

Hey! You're not on that side-thingy anymore! How rude! *scoffs*

I re-read your story again, cuz I was kinda bored. And I laughed so hard! Again! This means that it's a really awsome story, because it makes you laugh even the second time! And probably the 3, 4, 5, 6, dotdotdot...!!! Even The Dark Lord's Blog still makes me laugh. ^___^

Author's Response: Oh, thank you! I actually reread "The Dark Lord's Blog" the other day- the first time I've read it besides when I proofread each chapter before posting them-- and it was kind of fun.

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