Reviewer: ringobeatlesfan4
Date: 05/09/08 19:41
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

Ohhhh, burn!
--Posted by daddylusciouslocks
^^the catchphrase of my school. I love it better when Lucius does it, though.

The return of Biff!!! *does happy crazy Biff's back let's celebrate dance* Aw man, this fic's on hiatus? *sobs* ah well. I've got more things to complain about. Like why I have writers block. And why the Potter's Pentagon hasn't been updated yet. Well, I cant complain about that, especially if it's not written yet. *oops. shuts up so that she doesnt offend anyone* Great job. 1000000/10
{Becca}

Author's Response: Ahhh yes, Biff. I almost forgot about him. The Potter's Pentagon is most definitely written-- I wrote the entire story two years ago, and finished the third book in the trilogy in December. The 11th chapter has been in queue for 23 days. I WANTS ME AN UPDATE! But yes, this story is on hiatus... still, there's always a chance that I'll continue it after Potter's Pentagon.

Reviewer: mlpony22
Date: 04/29/08 21:38
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

I tried going on www.rathergood.com/jelly, but seeing as how I am using an ibook issued by the school district, they blocked it. When i tried, a window came up that said the website was obcene/tasteless. no joke. stupid administrators.
Anyways, I am a HUGE fan of the dark lod's blog, and I am pretty sure I will love this fic too.
-may the muffins be with you.

Author's Response: Rathergood.com (a flash movie host) IS a tasteless site, and there is some rather shocking content... but the Jelly video is perfectly appropriate. It's an owl singing "Jim-Jam-Jelly," and going on about how jelly is good. If you do happen to see that, you may not want to click on other links, though the "Moon Song" (about how the moon is cool), the "Wrong Bananas," the Blode videos, and the Soluble Song are perfectly appropriate.

Reviewer: Ankh of the night
Date: 04/02/08 5:36
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

I sent a link to this one to my friend,who loved it.
I am also more mad at myself than at you for falling for that cruel, sick joke of yours after awhile. (I thought it was a joke at first, but then you kept it up!)

Author's Response: Awww... I'm so sorry! I didn't think anyone actually believed me, so when I kept going, I just thought it was kind of a "hurr, hurr, perpetuating the joke," just like the MNFF mods. Incidentally, did you get rick-rolled at all this April Fools' Day? Because it happened to me four times, bleh.

Reviewer: Icee787
Date: 04/01/08 14:12
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

Ok, I'll be mad if this is the end of the "The Dark Lord's Blog" series!!!

Author's Response: Bad Schmergo! Bad! Bad!

Reviewer: Ankh of the night
Date: 03/25/08 14:50
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

posting again to point out that today's one-year anniversary of this story's publishing. YAY!

Author's Response: MWAHAHAHAHA, and still no update! ^_^ You really seem to like this story, Ankh!

Reviewer: Ankh of the night
Date: 03/24/08 17:09
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

Did you mean that? Or did you just like my ideas? 'cause I would do it if you weren't kidding. I DON'T WANT THIS STORY TO DIE!

Author's Response: I WHOLEHEARTEDLY MEAN IT. In fact, I would willingly email you my outline for the rest of my story... or you could just do your own thing. But I couldn't pay you. :(

Reviewer: Ankh of the night
Date: 03/24/08 5:18
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

Listen, I know that your not feeling inspired to write this, but these are just a few phrase that you could knock around in your head which you can use. Not that I'm implying that they're worth anything, I should just stop talking now....

"RE:SQUEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
BACK OFF SISTUH! JOHNNY'S [Depp, of course!] MINE!!!!!!!!!!!
--posted by wortail77"

"But we had to stop because a certain reptile that I am very close to couldn't hold it for a couple more minutes."

that aristotle dude working for more random people.

MORE JOSH GROBAN, BAYBE!!!!!!!(sorry.)

three words: The. Elder. Swear. nuff said.

MUngo' truly repulsive username.

Just think about it.
~ankh

Author's Response: OH MY GOSH. I have a brilliant idea! You should write chapter three! And illicitly post it on some website and direct everyone who reads this story to go read it! Oh my gosh, that would be great. All of these ideas are brilliant. (Actually, in my outline for the rest of the story, it does mention the fake R.A.B. working over at Hogwarts in a secretarial capacity and Mungo's username being sexxiback92, or something else similarly obnoxious. You seem to be a mind-reader. But I love your other ideas even more!)

Reviewer: Ankh of the night
Date: 03/21/08 19:41
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

oh, and your whole stories bold.
Just to let you know.

Author's Response: HOLY SMOKES. When did this happen? I know for a fact that it wasn't like this a month ago, the last time I read this.rnrnI'm watching Narnia right now with the commentary... I love the director's New Zealand accent. And it always reminds me of ol' Mungo.

Reviewer: Ankh of the night
Date: 03/21/08 18:18
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

How did mungo remove the cheekbones again? I thought Cheekbones were attached to the skull.

Author's Response: Oh, they are.... but Mungo's an OC, and can therefore defy the laws of nature! (I'm guessing powerful anaesthetic and a hacksaw were in order...)

Reviewer: RowenaHeart
Date: 03/06/08 16:57
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

UPDATEUPDATUPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author's Response: Sorry to burst your bubble and all...

Reviewer: pygmypuffgurl
Date: 02/27/08 17:51
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

I think you have too many shoes.
Shut up!
I think you have too many shoes.
Shut up!
I think you have too many shoes.
SHUT UP! Stupid boy... stupid boy... stupid boy...



He he. Sorry 'bout that. Couldn't resist. Anyhoo fantabulacularcalifragilisticexpiallidocious story so far. I LOVE how Nagini rewrote the comments. *falls backwards off chair (which is quite difficult since it has a back on it (but who really cares?)) rolls on the floor laughing so hard that my lungs jump out my mouth and run away to Taiwan (don't ask me why I chose Taiwan because I really have no idea) cackling at the hilarity of your story* (Wow, that was long (I just said that all in one breath!).)

Author's Response: Deja vu!

Reviewer: pygmypuffgurl
Date: 02/27/08 17:50
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

I think you have too many shoes.
Shut up!
I think you have too many shoes.
Shut up!
I think you have too many shoes.
SHUT UP! Stupid boy... stupid boy... stupid boy...



He he. Sorry 'bout that. Couldn't resist. Anyhoo fantabulacularcalifragilisticexpiallidocious story so far. I LOVE how Nagini rewrote the comments. *falls backwards off chair (which is quite difficult since it has a back on it (but who really cares?)) rolls on the floor laughing so hard that my lungs jump out my mouth and run away to Taiwan (don't ask me why I chose Taiwan because I really have no idea) cackling at the hilarity of your story* (Wow, that was long (I just said that all in one breath!).)

Author's Response: YAAAAY! She got the "Shoes" reference. I am so glad that you liked it, and I hope your lungs enjoy it in Taiwan!

Reviewer: pygmypuffgurl
Date: 02/27/08 17:26
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

Parentheses Overusers anonymous...LOL! I should join that.

Author's Response: Thanks! Yeah, I noticed I used way too many parentheses, especially when writing the blog, so I decided to poke a little fun at myself.

Reviewer: Rhi for HP
Date: 02/27/08 9:59
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

LOL!!! Yay, a sequel!!! (which, *sniff*, I have finished (it's only two chapters (please update soon (I'm already sad (I don't have a problem!))))). The saddest part: I really, really wish I had all of Volder's shoes.

Author's Response: Hehe, thanks so much for the review! I don't think I'll update anytime soon, though, sadly. (I wish I had all of those shoes, too. I do in fact adore shoes...)

Reviewer: Ankh of the night
Date: 02/25/08 8:48
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

"The police are looking for me, and Johnnyís pretty mad, but think of all the money I can make on eBay for these!"

Good thing Johnny Depp got his cheekbones back in time for the Oscars last night. However, I just heard that Mungo stole his glasses. The authorities are doing everything they can as Johnny refuses to switch to contacts.

Author's Response: That WOULD be embarrassing. *Imagines Johnny falling off the stage due to vision problems and squinting like Cap'n Sparrow*

Reviewer: snapeadoodle
Date: 02/18/08 17:49
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

Two chapters and I'm already on the ground rolling. In laughter, not because I choked on a cashew. Keep it coming and I think THAT YOU SHOULD WRITE A FANFICTION ABOUT NAGINI.

Author's Response: Oh dear, Nagini, stop editing my reviews! Thanks very much... sorry about the cashew, though. Nasty little buggers, lodged in your windpipes.

Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves
Date: 02/17/08 15:52
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

I'm BAAA-ACK!!! Didja miss me? I'm sure Smolderin' Volders did.

His eyes were a stunning shade of yellow-amber that was strongly reminiscent of the colour of my shed after my septic tank exploded onto it

You're lucky I wasn't drinking anything then; I snorted, and chocolate milk among most beverages looks nasty coming out of your nostrils.

I love Mungo. He's so perfectly annoying.

He, apparently a bearer of numerous incredible gifts like most OCs, must have been a Parselmouth

Hypocrite police! Jordan speaks Parseltoungue, and he's an OC! But we won't hold that against you, particularly because we'll forget soon after... :)

Sooooo... I'm not going to waste my breath, telling you to update, since you obviously have set your mind to the fact that no matter how any Bambi-eyes and puppy-pouts you get, you're not updating. So I'll save a rant to the irritating Voldemort humor writers who have stopped you from updating.

Author's Response: HALLOOOOO! I can't say I missed you all THAT much because I'm replying to this review thirty seconds before your previous ones, but you know what I meaaaaan.

Urrrrghhh... nostril milk, ick. I am glad you like Mungo's awfulness. I think it's absolutely hilarious and kinda awesome that someone nominated him for Best OC when he's really an example of worst OC.

Hehehe, I'm not so much a hypocrite as making fun of myself. I actually wrote the first two Potter's Pentagon stories before writing this one, and I was parody-ing OC's, both by me and other people. (Though Jordan is in fact the son of a Parselmouth, and I thought that the gift was hereditary... I did not know at the time of writing it that Voldy gave the gift to Harry.)

Oh, please don't rant at the Voldemort writers. They're all REAAAALLLLY good.

Reviewer: PadfootnPeeves
Date: 02/17/08 15:43
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

I never reviewed this little baby. Doesn't matter, 'course, cuz you're gonna update it the day Voldemort humor fics become a thing of the past and everyone stops trying to be as funny as you.

ANYWAYS,

Lying in a filthy Muggle hospital on a cot thatís as lumpy as Nagini after eating a few door-to-door salesmen, thatís where.

That's why there are so little door-to-door salesmen in the world these days.

My favorite line was, My roommate is a hapless oaf who broke his leg tripping over a molehill, and let me tell you, heís making a mountain out of it, constantly whining and blubbering and demanding tax refunds., particularly the part about the mountain.

Wormtail didn't review? My, my, he seems to be slacking in the faithful servant occupation, doesn't he?

PADFOOT!

Author's Response: Hooray, hooray, Padfoot revYOUUUU-d! Actually, I'll update the day Voldemort humour fics become a thing of the past and everyone stops being WAY FUNNIER THAN ME. I lost the desire to write more Voldemortitude when I realized how many far funnier stories in the same vein were being posted all the time.

I'm glad you liked the mountain-molehill thing... I kind of got the idea from a certain passage of the Series of Unfortunate Events books. Man, I used to love those up until the 12th and 13th, which I did not like.

Wormtail didn't review because he was only a faithful servant as long as Voldemort was in power. Now that Vold's defeated, he doesn't even care. Fickle little dirtbag.

Reviewer: LadyInWhite
Date: 02/13/08 18:45
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

Reading over my review, I realize how hyper I am. Maybe I should use my extra energy on toasters and poptarts......

Author's Response: Hehehehe, don't worry, I was hyper when I wrote this story, so we're even.

Reviewer: LadyInWhite
Date: 02/13/08 18:43
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

Heehee...mucho funny. Poor Volders...he must be sad to have SO many funnies written about him. Especially now that he's dead. :/ ANYWAYZ, love the story. 'Specially the comments. They're my favorite part. It makes me feel bad for Johnny Depp. At least he got his cheekbones back for Sweeney Todd, cuz without them he would look all flabby. Oh, and I love the parentheses support group. I could use something like that........except for overuse of dots instead.

........................................................

Author's Response: Thanks so much! Voldemort must not like these fanfics at all... wow, I use lots of dots, too! I laughed out loud at your review with the stuff about the cheekbones. LAWLZ.

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