Reviewer: nuw255
Date: 04/20/07 10:59
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

Okay, I can't believe I missed it when you posted this first chapter! Then I got smart and added you to my Favorite Authors list so I won't miss one of your new stories again.

I have to say that I'm flattered that Voldy likes my writing so much that it moved him to tears. At first, I was worried about that e-Crucio, but then I remembered he had lost his magical powers and breathed a huge sigh of relief.

Anyway, Schmergo, this was just as funny as TDLB. I loved it, and the oblique references to just about everything were hilarious -- you really seem to have a knack for that. Can't wait for the next chapter! I see it's already in the queue. Yay!
~Nuw

Author's Response: Why, thank you, nuw! I was rather worried by the fact that you hadn't reviewed, because I was scared that the e-Crucio had killed you. (Voldy may not have any magical powers, but computer viruses are always potent.)

Reviewer: beauty and brains
Date: 04/19/07 16:56
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

Ohh. Emm. Gee!


The Sequel The Sequel The Sequel *adds dance moves*


So, i gotta admit, I was really wondering if this was going to be as good as The Dark Lord's Blog, but I can safely say you pulled it off without a hitch! Voldy, once again, had me laughing so hard I think a rib might have cracked...crappers...


In regards to blown up toasters: LOL! I told my dear old Mum about what happens to the hapless toasters in this story, and she told me that if I ever got a "bright idea", that I would be grounded from the horses for a year. Needless to say I didn't try out that particular experiment...


Well, fantastic, as always, and please hurry with the next chapters!

Author's Response: Aww, thank you! It's always nice to receive reviews from you. Yeah, I admit I've gotten in trouble for the damage I've done to a certain toaster... yes, that aspect of the stories was inspired by experience... I actually submitted the second chapter a few days ago, so let's hope the mods like it!

Reviewer: beauty and brains
Date: 04/19/07 16:56
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

Ohh. Emm. Gee!


The Sequel The Sequel The Sequel *adds dance moves*


So, i gotta admit, I was really wondering if this was going to be as good as The Dark Lord's Blog, but I can safely say you pulled it off without a hitch! Voldy, once again, had me laughing so hard I think a rib might have cracked...crappers...


In regards to blown up toasters: LOL! I told my dear old Mum about what happens to the hapless toasters in this story, and she told me that if I ever got a "bright idea", that I would be grounded from the horses for a year. Needless to say I didn't try out that particular experiment...


Well, fantastic, as always, and please hurry with the next chapters!

Author's Response: Double postage? That's okay!

Reviewer: TheFluffyBunnyOfDOOM
Date: 04/18/07 23:11
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

That is ssssooooooo awesome! You rock! I just realized that that sounded a little bit like Bella in the Dark Lord's Blog, minus the chatspeak. gigglesnort. Anyway, I love your work.

Author's Response: Haha, that's okay! That's an absolutely brilliant username you've got there!

Reviewer: GinnyRULES
Date: 04/17/07 17:50
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

Woohoo! I'm so glad there's a sequel to the Dark Lord's Blog. I know I didn't review it, but that's because I read it on CoS instead...

Anyway, I think you're doing a fantastic job. I like the analogies. You never seem to run out of them! I also love how you manage to describe a setting in such detail using only jokes. I have no concrit because, quite frankly, there's nothing to criticize. Sorry.

Please update soon!

~ Melodie

PS: Happy Birthday! I don't know when you turned 15, but it says on your author's page that it was recent...

Author's Response: Thank you! I'm glad you like this story, because I have a little bit TOO much fun writing it. I turned 15 on April 14th.

Reviewer: Hope_543
Date: 04/15/07 7:55
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

update....update....update.....Schmergo I am using my incredible psychic powers to force you to let me read the next chapter. Not that I want you to rush it, and this is probably just going to be irritating, cause I'm sure you'll put it up when it's ready, but I LOVE IT AND I WANT TO READ MORE. xxxx

Author's Response: I was planning on updating, like, a week ago, but unfortunately, I've been inordinately busy with my play! I really will try to update soon.

Reviewer: Bookwormy
Date: 04/15/07 1:43
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

Whoa! The sequel is here!!
Poor poor voldy..he's really being tortured!!! Lol...I loved the Hewlett Packard thingy...even I get really confused with tht stuff on my computer. There're folders saying HP and I open them anxiously to see Hewlett Packard! grr!!!!!!!! Anyway, it's gr8..keep up the good writing

Author's Response: Hehe, thanks! It's nice to hear from you, Bookwormy. Yeah, the HP stuff is completely based on my own computer. *Pats my basically non-functional*

Reviewer: Disappearance_26
Date: 04/14/07 18:48
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

Hey Schmergo,

YEEEEEEEY!!!! THE SEQUEL'S HEREEEE!!! *waves pompons*

Oh my! I love this story sooooo much (even if it got me grounded for a month 'cause I tried the toaster thin....)

Anyways, this first chapter is just amazing! Your characterization of Volders is the best, honestly.

I couldn't help it but laugh my head off with every single line (which lead my mum to confess that I fell off my crib when I was a baby, that she didn't tell me before because she thought nothing would happen... how wrong she was!).

Your story is so hilarious it hurts! (literally, my ribs are sore from all that laughing).

You are definitely the brightest humour author in here, I utterly admire you! *stares at Shchmergo in awe*

Naturally, I got the nurse who delivered this horrendous meal with a good Avada Kedavra. Unfortunately, I’d forgotten that I now have no magical powers to speak of. Furthermore, my wand’s been confiscated, and I was actually brandishing my cheese fork. So instead, I merely poked her in the arm and glared.

She laughed, but I think she was really intimidated.


Only you can make such imagery of a helpless Voldy poking the nurse with a fork! BRILLINAT, I say, B-R-I-L-L-I-A-N-T!

Please, tell me you'll be updating soon!

*hugs*
~Priz

Author's Response: What a lovely review and a great birthday present! YOU TRIED THE TOASTER THING?! You loopy enchilada! It specifically said "Don't try this at home!" Well, I can't talk, because, um, I did it... I'm so glad you like my Voldy. Voldy is so overdramatic, so I've never quite taken him seriously in canon, but, well, I guess that's paid off! I do indeed hope to update soon!

Reviewer: KDTheRavenclaw
Date: 04/14/07 16:44
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

Hahahaha! Brilliant!

Author's Response: Awww, thank you!

Reviewer: blondechild
Date: 04/14/07 14:51
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

write more please!?!?!

Author's Response: Oh, I will, don't worry! Much, much more!

Reviewer: mrsdan
Date: 04/14/07 13:54
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

Yay!!! The sequel!

Author's Response: Yay! And I get to write it! XP

Author's Response: Yay! And I get to write it! XP

Reviewer: Pussycat123
Date: 04/14/07 13:22
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

*malicious glee* I didn't know that the sequel was up! Yay, the sequel's up! I can't wait til he gets to Hogwarts ... talk about the ride of a humorous life.

My favourite quote, I think, was "NOTE: AT LEAST I CAN SPELL LOSER, POTTER!" because it had me cackling madly like a madwoman for some time. Oh, and also "That sounds like something my son would like." because ... PAHAHAHA!

There are some fics where randomness for humour comes across as lame. This is not one of them. I look forward to many more laughs to come.

Author's Response: Yep, it should be fun once he gets to Hogwarts! I'm so glad you don't think my stories are lame... that's quite compliment coming from you with your spifftastically funny stories. Hmmm, PAHAHAHA... that's a new evil laugh.

Reviewer: xxxpadfootxxx
Date: 04/13/07 22:58
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

Siriusly, you are awesomely hilarious times awesome times infinty awesome!!!

Author's Response: Thank you! Man, that's a huge compliment! (And especially lovely because today's my fifteenth birthday-- yeehaw!)

Reviewer: Alias_Tonks
Date: 04/13/07 18:00
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

I can't wait for the next chapter--your whazzicallit--uh... description! (that's the word!) made me so excited for the next installment! I think that Volders needs to eat more green veggies. Then maybe his hair would grow back...

Author's Response: It's fun to click the 'submit' button, isn't it?

Reviewer: Alias_Tonks
Date: 04/13/07 18:00
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

I can't wait for the next chapter--your whazzicallit--uh... description! (that's the word!) made me so excited for the next installment! I think that Volders needs to eat more green veggies. Then maybe his hair would grow back...

Author's Response: Haha, thank you! Funny that you should mention Voldy's hair... *coughs* Whoops, did I just foreshadow?

Reviewer: FinalCow
Date: 04/12/07 19:48
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

This is amazing. I really feel for poor Voldemort, especially with his Power ranger fixation. keep writing!

Author's Response: Awww, thanks! I love your story, too!

Reviewer: MissyQuill
Date: 04/12/07 19:42
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

Hey Schmergo, I read this fic again and loughed just as hard( in a school library mind you ).You are amazing=Sammy
Ps, would you like to help me with a Voldy fic oh Queen of All That is Related to Voldemort?

Author's Response: Ooh, I'd love to help you with a fic! Just send me a PM!

Reviewer: Lily Roxy
Date: 04/12/07 15:02
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

Okay, this review is being made as I read, so if I say anything stupid, sorry:o.

You’re weird.
--Luna Lovegood.

So Luna, awesome.

NOTE: AT LEAST I CAN SPELL LOSER, POTTER!
I was having my doubts about whether this could be as good as The Blog, but this made me laugh sooo hard!

Let's see YOU dive headfirst into a tank of tarantulas to retrieve the latte you dropped. Are you man enough for that?
... then, you’re even lamer for READING it, Ginger Knob.

Ginger knob? So random, I love it:D.

There I was, on top of the world, Dark Lord and all, killing Mudbloods left and right, saved a load of money on my broom insurance by switching to Blokeco, and now where am I?...
“The Simple Life” (I can just feel my I.Q. rapidly dropping like a broken elevator… even my analogies are getting stupider)

I knew that you'd bring Geico, Scientology and/or Paris Hilton into one of your fics eventually, lol. Just those things that are so easy to poke fun at:).

Parentheses Overusers Anonymous
AHAHAHAHA! That'll be inside joke #27 with my friend stemming from your fics:D.
...but they seemed to think it was a terrorist plot.
I feel for you, Voldie. You're not the only one who has people suspecting terrorist plots as you cook. Sure, I forgot the egss in brownies, but that doesn't mean... nevermind.

RE: RE: RE: RE: Subj: AAAARRRRGGHH!
That is not for me, man. That sounds like something my son would like.
--Posted by daddylusciouslocks

I can't get over the usernames, lol.

Awesome chappie! I have no idea why I hadn't read before now!

~Lily Roxy

Author's Response: AWww, I'm glad you enjoyed it! Yeah, I couldn't resist including such easily-teased subjects. Voldemort has rather mainstream tastes.

Reviewer: GothicCotton
Date: 04/12/07 14:29
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

Wooohooo! A sequal! Keep the chapters coming!

Author's Response: I plan on it! (Interesting username, by the way!)

Reviewer: patelnotpatil
Date: 04/11/07 21:48
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

He'sssssss back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have been anxiously awaiting the sequel, and now I am very happy to have it! :D :D :D. I definitely just read this instead of doing my biology homework, but who cares? It's second semester senior year. MOVING ON! This was as funny if not funnier than all the previous entries in the Dark Lord's blog. You really have a gift for humor. Ever thought of becoming a comedian? Hehe.

Author's Response: Why, thank you very much! Hmmm, it would be fun to be a comedian, and I do love to be onstage (I generally think myself as a comedic actress). Maybe I could write and star in crazy screenplays for movies?

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