Reviewer: Hedwig with a quill
Date: 05/03/07 17:15
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

I don't know what the commercial was for, except to terrify people. Nagini was like me because whenever I do something bad, I act all innocent.

Author's Response: Heeheehee, don't we all?

Reviewer: Alias_Tonks
Date: 05/03/07 14:46
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

Don't kick kakapos! They're endangered and romance shrubs!!!

That has to be the most random thing I've ever said...

Author's Response: This should be made into a public service announcement! But I'm hugely grateful that someone other than MEEE knows what a kakapo is. ^_^

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_
Date: 05/03/07 12:25
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

Sorry the last review was so rushed--I was late for swim team...=p Hehe, Mungo Phelps. I like his name for some odd reason.......And I started cracking up when everyone was talking about how Nagini was underappreciated. Very funny! Well, like I said, 10/10! Please update soon!~


Author's Response: ^_^ It is a fun name, isn't it? I just closed my eyes and pointed at two names on my 'funniest guys' names' and 'funniest last names' lists.

Reviewer: Valentinia
Date: 05/03/07 10:50
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

LOL! Too many shoes... and an OC... with Johnny Depp's cheekbones... and his humor... I'm still laughing over here! :D Plus, I love Nagini... the "third most important man in his life"! Cool... Poor Voldy, it looks like his ... erm... daughter... is going through that phase... :D Anyway, great chapter! I hope you update soon!

Author's Response: Thank you! I'm so glad you like it, seeing as you're the brilliant voice of Nagini!

Reviewer: R_Ravenclaw
Date: 05/02/07 20:48
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

OMG so funny. If I were to tell you my favorite parts, I would be retyping everything. I loved the shoes part, and I loved Mungo and how he wouldn't listen to Voldemort. I can't wait for the next chapter

Author's Response: Yay, thank you! Those were some of my favourite parts to write as well.

Reviewer: Heiress_of_Insanity_
Date: 05/02/07 17:11
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

OMG, that was soooo funny! Gotta go now! 10/10! Bye!~


Author's Response: THANK YOU! I like your name, by the way. Makes me think of Monty Python.

Reviewer: Angela_Prongs
Date: 05/02/07 16:17
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World


I didn't relize how much I missed Voldy's blog until now! Are you gonna do a "Fan Mail" thing? Because if you are, I wanna write Voldy fan mail and have it posted!!!!!!!!!!

Author's Response: Thanks, Ange! There will be something similar to the 'fan mail' chapter, but I won't give anything away just yet! Never fear!

Reviewer: HPwizzzard
Date: 05/02/07 16:09
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

It's here! Well, ok, it's been here a while. But I read it! I would have read it sooner, but I'm a loser and I forgot to put it on my my favorites list.

So yeah, it was really, really funny. NAGINI has to be my favorite of "your" characters. I may or may not actually be sad when Harry kills HER in book 7. The revolving door jokes were great. And the shoes. And everything. My only complaint is that Mungo is really not as obnoxious and Stu-ish as he he should be. Sorry, but he isn't even Harry's long-lost evil twin or anything!

By the the way, I saw Smolderin' Volders' favorite singer on Idol the other night. (Yes, i'm bringing up reality TV in a review AGAIN. Stop laughing.) That totally should have been in the blog. (Not that it wasn't near perfect anyway.) I started laughing and my sister was like, "What's so funny about Josh Groban?" I can't wait TO HEAR MORE ABOUT THAT GORGEOUS SNAKE, NAGINI.

Author's Response: Thank you! What a marvelous review. Yeah, I love Nagini. I could never kill her-- that's why I had her survive through the de-Horcruxing in Dark Lord's Blog. As for Mungo, I want him to be a somewhat sympathetic character because of what happens later in the story, He's not a total Stu! Myesss, I did see The Josh on TV, and I remember thinking, Volders wishes he'd seen this!

Reviewer: echoreyn
Date: 05/02/07 13:19
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

Once again, you win the GREATEST AUTHOR EVER award! I'm so jealous of your sense of humor that I'm going to sit in a corner and rock back and forth for a while. In fact, it's possible that, at this very moment, I may be concocting evil plans to steal said humor for my own writing. Mwahaha!
On a less sinister note, you've made college finals week tolerable with your unfathomable hilarity! Also, I love that you have a list of things you'd like to see Snape say. Lists are fun!
I must also ask you this life-altering question. Was that you who wrote the lovely singable caption contest entry (about a month ago)?
(I also suffer from mild Parentheses Overuse Disorder).
Okay, now I guess I should actually get back to "studying" (read: perusing fanfiction). Have a nice day!

Author's Response: Ahhh, you are too kind! It's totally okay to steal my bizarre sense of humour for your own evil means, because you have to do college finals, poor thing. I'm a high school freshman, and OUR workload is stressful enough. Oh, yes, I did write that singable caption. I've actually won the Captions Contest quite a few times, including this week, but I think that my funniest captions never seem to win, which is lame.

Reviewer: lady magician
Date: 05/02/07 7:56
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

LOL!! i love the OC "Mungo"! And the end, with nagini editing the comments.. "why, whatever do you mean?" :-D

Author's Response: Nagini is fun... and of course, Mungo's fun, too (and no, he didn't bribe me to say that.... much...)

Reviewer: Zoheb
Date: 05/02/07 4:47
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

This chapter's like a revolving door. A joke hits, we laugh and try to recover when POW! Another one comes along and socks us. We attempt to find our bearings again, when suddenly- here's another one shouting 'Say muh name! say muh name!' and pounds us.
And this keeps happening till the very end. This is an effect hard to achieve, and quite a brilliant effect too. You have our respect.

Author's Response: Hahaha, when I first started reading this review, I was convinced it was criticism, and that's because it was preying on my insecurities. I thought maybe it was a bit too jokey. But if you liked it-- and you're definitely a genius in the art of humour-- then maybe I can be a bit more secure! On a totally unrelated note, I was just singing "say my name" right before checking reviews, so that was a tad astonishing.

Reviewer: mrsdan
Date: 05/01/07 17:59
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

Shoes... lets get some shoes. These shoes are only 3 hundred dollars. These shoes are only 3 hundred dollars. These shoes are only 3 hundred fuckin' dollars. Let's get 'em!!! (Oh, and by the way, why does he have ballet slippers??? Does he do dance???)

Author's Response: Voldemort just likes shoes. He never knows when he'll need them, so he just likes to *impersonates Scar from the Lion King* BE PREPAAAAARED! I'm glad ya got the 'shoes' reference... though I'd prefer clean language on my reviews page, since kids might be reading these.

Reviewer: Hedwig with a quill
Date: 05/01/07 17:13
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

OMG this is just as good as the Dark Lords Blog. The cheekbone thing freaked me out though, but then again, I'm easily freaked out(I just saw this commercial with a scary face and somebody saying "People come here to die" and ending with "" showing)Ahahaha, Nagini is a lot like me.

Author's Response: Wow, that sounds like a terrifying commercial! What on earth was it for? Nagini's like you? Well, I guess snakes and owls both eat mice, for one...

Reviewer: I_LUV_MOONY
Date: 05/01/07 17:08
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

Nagini is too funny. I also love the OCness of Mungo. Keep it coming!

Author's Response: Why, thank ya! Yes, I had fun with those two.

Reviewer: liquid_silver
Date: 05/01/07 16:52
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.


Author's Response: ^_^ Nagini's going through a difficult teenage stage, and Voldemort has no idea how to deal with her. She's such a... sparklediva.

Reviewer: GreyLady
Date: 05/01/07 16:29
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

This probably seems random, as I've never really reviewed TDLB before and such. But then again, you being you, it probably doesn't.

I don't think this is your best work, to be honest, but here are some parts that I liked:

"My mind made up like a mime’s face" Something about that phrase cracks me up.

The Nagini parts made me giggle, definitely. The pants and the online dating, heehee. Good job with that!

Johnny Depp's cheekbones. *dies* I would so bid for them on ebay.

Something that I wasn't too sure about--

“I’m an OC.”

Wouldn't that technically be a Gary Stu, instead of just an OC? Or were you implying that all OC's inevitably become Gary's and Mary's?

But...wonderfully random and bizarre work, as always. Somehow it all manages to fit into a coherent whole. Keep it up! =)

Author's Response: Randomness is to be expected! ^_^ Yeah, I kind of wrote this chapter really fast-- it's the stuff that happens after Voldemort gets to Hogwarts that's really the 'meat' of the story, and the first two chapters were just trying to establish the exposition. Now, the OC thing-- I was just saying that most OC's are basically Mary-Sues/Gary Stu. But I also called him an OC because he's the type of person who believes that he's really not a Gary-Stu. Somehow, I couldn't see Mungo saying "I'm a Gary-Stu." Thanks, though!

Reviewer: Alias_Tonks
Date: 05/01/07 15:04
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

I LOVE this chapter! It's so funny! :D I love this story almost as much as TDLB!!!! Mungo Phelps is a truly inspired character... it's brilliant........... oh I'm rotflol...........

Author's Response: Whoot! I'm so happy to hear you say that... and so is Mungo.

Reviewer: oceanianow
Date: 05/01/07 14:18
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

This is sooo funny! I heart everything about it! You have to continue soon!

Author's Response: Why, thank you! Updates should come fairly soon.

Reviewer: Hope_543
Date: 05/01/07 12:40
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

YAY for chapter two.... Lovely light and fluffy relief from life --- always good. I love that Nagini's got a bigger role in this fic; she and Voldy make a perfect crazy rock star marriage double act thing. If that makes sense. So, yeah, that's excellent. As is Mungo Phelps... it'll be interesting to see who gets the upper hand in that particular relationship :D

Very good, as always, Schmergo. And now I will return to my endless wait for more....

Author's Response: Fluff is fun, isn't it? Writing this story always puts me in a good mood for a few days. The thing about Mungo is that you know Voldemort would normally NEVER recruit him as a Death Eater, but now that he has no followers or magical powers left, beggars can't be choosers! Thanks for reading!

Reviewer: Soupdragon
Date: 05/01/07 10:50
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

Haha! So funny! I love the end phrase when Nagini is all clueless.

Author's Response: Nagini is fun, isn't she?

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