Reviewer: EatMyPixieDust
Date: 07/18/11 15:22
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

Haha, my computer is an HP too. I love your characterization of Voldemort in this fic, it is REALLY OOC but that makes it all the funnier.

Reviewer: EatMyPixieDust
Date: 07/18/11 15:01
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

Wow...this is awesome. I love the toaster thing, and the arguing in the comments section. Ever feel like you just don't have a loyal slave in the world? LOL.

Reviewer: grangergirl35
Date: 04/25/11 11:36
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

Keep going!!

Reviewer: grangergirl35
Date: 04/25/11 11:36
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

Keep going!!

Reviewer: TrueMarauder
Date: 09/01/10 12:40
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

I didn't find anything on Twitter, but I'd really like to read the rest of the story (The Dark Lord's Blog got me hooked). Will you be posting the story on MNFF?

Reviewer: Cedrics Lover
Date: 07/06/09 20:30
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

I was wondering if you could maybe post the rest on Mugglenet as well...? I don't have a twitter account (and would rather not create one, as I'm alread addicted to Facebook as it is, and I don't need another addicting website in my life! :)) but I would still love to read the rest.

Author's Response: No, the thing on Twitter was an experiment... it's not a real story! ^_^ It died, too, though... sadly...

Reviewer: Josephine Granger
Date: 07/02/09 21:24
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

You should write more!! This is so good!!

Author's Response: Awww, thanks, but I'm not sure if that'll happen. :-(

Reviewer: Lyra Lestrange
Date: 05/02/09 21:23
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

All right, so I know this is an older story but it's Saturday night, I'm bored, and I wanted a laugh :) I don't think I've ever read about an OOC Voldy who is so believable! This inspires me to write humor fics but the only good HP one I've ever produced involved making fun of my middle school teachers... : /

Voldy is incredible! This story and The Dark Lord's blog are classics on MNFF and I frequently come back to them just because they are so hilarious! I'm sure I'm not the only fan who will always read these!

Btw, if Voldy has Parentheses Overuse Anonymous, does that mean there is such thing as Ellipses Overuse Anonymous? I could use it...


Reviewer: REMi iS AWESOME
Date: 10/27/08 16:47
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

My Darling Smergyy!! Gosh I've missed youuu!! I've been to busy dealing wtih the horrible adventures of high school that I completel'y ddin't have time to ask in your glory!!! So my dea, I think that Voldy should do soemthing I did just a few minutes ago, So I got an amazment of fish over the summer and the tank waters been quite icky for the past few dyas so I decided to take my fish out and put then in a big pot that convincidentally was filled with water and my sisters chia pet that they needed to soak inside water, So I put the fish in so you know how theres a little hole at the top of the chia pet where the water goes inside right welll my stupid butt faced fish were like wow lets go swim inside so well they did, the only problem is that 2 out of the 7 and a sucker fish named fred is stuck inside the hole and well i can't take the chia pet out of the water or well the water will come out killing my fish and well its going to be pretty awkward trying to get them out of the hole so I've been watching the chia pet with these 3 fish inside trying not to draw attention to myself while trying to shake them out, I guess my mom was right I shouldn't have put them inside the big pot while I cleaned the tank!! Oh welll Smergyy my dear enjoy your Halloween I LOVEEE YOUUUU!!!!!

Author's Response: Oh my gosh, hi! That is a crazy, crazy story, and I know I'm a horrible person, but it really made me laugh. I will certainly enjoy Halloween-- 'tis my favourite holiday! And I love you for your reviews and crazy stories!

Reviewer: HermyStar
Date: 09/06/08 15:13
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

Did you read my story yet? What do you think?

Huggles From HermyStar

Author's Response: Not at THIS moment... but I will! Expect a review from me when I do!

Reviewer: HermyStar
Date: 09/05/08 22:44
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

GUESS WHAT, GUESS WHAT, GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I posted a fanfic on!!!! It's called Another Version Of The Harry And OC Love Story. I was originally going to be called Another Version Of The Completely Overused Story In Which Harry Falls In Love With An OC, but it said it was too log of a title. It's under the same penname as the one I have here.

Huggles From HermyStar

Author's Response: OOOOh! I may need to check that out pronto. I have two accounts, Schmerg The Impaler and Horrible Rhino Story (on which I post ridiculous stories I co-authored with my little sis.)

Reviewer: HermyStar
Date: 08/30/08 15:07
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

AllI can find on the twitter page is one sentence posts. Is that all there is? Because I don't know how to work those sites like myspace or twitter because I don't have an account with any of them. And i don't plan to get an account with one of them because my mom dosen't let me ( I'm ten years old for Pete's sake).

Huggles from HermyStar

Author's Response: Yes, it's only one-sentence posts. Twitter is a site that's made so that it only accepts 150 letters per post. It's an entirely different style of writing-- Twitter's become really popular lately, and it's oriented around 'what are you doing right now,' so I thought it fit a more action-based plot like this one. I thought that since I started "Dark Lord's Blog" modeled after livejournal, this one could be done in Twitter format.

I had NO idea you were only ten. Wow, you seem very intelligent for a ten-year-old. When I was ten, I was obsessed with the musical "Cats."

Reviewer: HermyStar
Date: 08/27/08 21:15
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

I don't have an account with twitter and i don't know how to navigate it, so could you please continue posting it on this site?

Author's Response: Well, the "Twitter" story is very different because Voldemort's posting in tiny 150-letter increments, so it wouldn't work. Since "E-Journal" is a more active story, it's better suited to Twitter than a traditional blog format. Also, it's WAAAY too silly for the mods to accept. But if you go to, then you'll be able to read it without getting an account.

Reviewer: weasleywannabe47
Date: 08/12/08 17:09
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

Super-funny!I gotta get on Twitter!

Author's Response: Why, thank you so much!

Reviewer: Raffles
Date: 07/27/08 22:21
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

hehehehe. *laughs* nagini and kaa. they seem like a good pair. but i always though kaa was a girl. ooops i musta thought wrong then. just one question. is Reinholdt Aristotle Brandt a muggle or a wizard. and what is her favorite colour?
please update this story! pleeeeees!!!

Author's Response: Thanks! I think Kaa's a guy, because the voice in the movie was done by the same guy who did the voice of Winnie the Pooh and the Cheshire cat, among lots of other Disney characters! I love spotting all the characters he played-- that guy's WACKY. Reinholdt Aristotle Brandt (who is actually a guy) is a wizard. His favourite colour is institutional beige!

Reviewer: Raffles
Date: 07/27/08 22:11
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

omg...theres such thing as a cheese fork??? a fork only used for cheese??? thats so awesome!
Anyway I loved this chapter. wow, you own a hp computer. thats also awesome.(not so much for voldy though)
what was in the second letter?!?!?!?!? I guess i'd better read on to find out huh?
*reads on to find out*

Author's Response: I'm pretty sure there is such thing as a cheese fork! If not, feel free to sue me for duping you. Actually, it's been SO long since I updated this story that I no longer have the HP. I *had* an HP computer, which I won when I was a contestant on a game show, but unfortunately, it was a piece of trash. It almost never worked ,and then it died completely. So my parents bought a Dell laptop to replace it... and it DOES work, so I have a feeling I'll stick with the Dell brand.

Reviewer: TuMBLeWeeD
Date: 07/11/08 2:11
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

Ha. I love you,

Author's Response: Thanks! I love you, too. Thanks for all of your reviews!

Reviewer: x0BOO0x
Date: 06/10/08 15:30
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

On hiatus? DUDE! What a tragedy! I'll just review some of your other work instead. This one looks great so far, though. Keep it up!

Author's Response: I'm glad you liked what I've done! I may come back to it-- then again, I may not.

Reviewer: ink_daughter
Date: 05/09/08 20:36
Chapter: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

Wow!!!! It's just as good as the first, and would be better if that were possible.

Author's Response: Oh my gosh, thank you! I'm glad, because I was worried it wasn't as good. Thanks ever so much!

Reviewer: ringobeatlesfan4
Date: 05/09/08 19:46
Chapter: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

aha! The return of rab411. I liked him. He rocked. but I liked the Nagini's-got-a-screenname-so-what-else-could-this-snake-do thing. again, 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000*yawn. pressing the 0 button is tiring.* 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10. {Becca}

Author's Response: Wowzers, thanks so much! It's funny, I've almost completely forgotten about this story... I still have my outline for the many, many unwritten chapters, and who knows, I may get around to them someday.

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