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Name: Hermiones_Therapist (Signed) · Date: 07/25/09 16:16 · For: Chapter 1 and Only
Sup, Schmergo.. This story is so bizzarrely awesome. I love it!

Favorite Part:

Mr. Deathly rolled his iris-less eyes, and he snorted impatiently. “Pur-leeze. Absolutely everyone knows about Snape,” he said. “Even the Muggles do.”


Awesome story, although you've obviously given up the idea of adding to it.

Author's Response: Thanks! Yeah, I did give up the idea of adding to it, because I decided to use the plot twists I wanted to for another story... but you can always read that one. It's called "To Be Or Nott To Be."

Name: Binka Fudge (Signed) · Date: 07/18/08 20:15 · For: Chapter 1 and Only
This was really good, and i love how you have someone who built the archway, and with whom you have to register to become a ghost or possess horcruxes. I'm intrigued by the idea that Professor McGonagall is a servant of Voldemort. I do hope you add to this fic as it would make an excellent chaptered story.

Author's Response: Thanks very much! I had a very elaborate plan for this story, but I might not write it for quite some time. I've been really busy with other chaptered stories.

Name: x0BOO0x (Signed) · Date: 06/10/08 15:33 · For: Chapter 1 and Only
This is a good one. *wink* I'll be sure to read it again. And, by the way, your penname could fit into that ridiculous Fergie song... "Schmerg-a-licious: definition: knows her Harry Potter." Yup, too much time on my hands. This fic was up to par, as usual.

Author's Response: Thank you! I actually had a great big plot line planned out for this story (my entire book 7 fic, since everyone seems to have written one of those), but for some reason, it never happened. I may write it someday, though. The Fergie song's adorable... I have this one friend who wrote "SCHMERGALICIOUS MELODY" across my back one time in purple sharpie.

Name: ringobeatlesfan4 (Signed) · Date: 05/09/08 19:28 · For: Chapter 1 and Only
EEEEEEEEP!!!!!!! OL' MINNIE? She's a Death Eater? *gasp* And, I caught the Daethly Hallows thing before reading the end note!!! Yay!!! Anyway, I do seem to be leaving you quite alot of reviews... if you like, I can stop. Anyway, 100000000000000000000000000000/10 and great job! {Becca}

Author's Response: I certainly would not like you to stop, unless you want to! I love getting reviews and reads on my stories, especially the one-shots that not many people read.

Name: ginnyluvly (Signed) · Date: 04/09/08 21:32 · For: Chapter 1 and Only

HAve I reviewed this one already??? CAnnot remember, but if I ahve, it is wirth doing it again... I t was not a story meant for the purpouse of being funny, and yet the unusual behaviour of these two characters (I do not know Mr. Deathly, off course, but his name is a definite indicator of how he should act) had me laughing through the entire story.

What I am really trying to say is, your writing and all of your stories are one of the top reasons I enjoy this site so much. I am glad talent is not being wasted here, but appreciated by so many insane people like myself, whose life would be just a tiny bit worse without you! Thanks for that, then =)

Author's Response: I can't remember if you reviewed this one yet, either! Well, this story is serious-ish, but I can't just write a completely serious story! I was meant to complete this story, and I still might some day... I have a whole plot planned out, and it is quite insane. And Mr. Deathly appears in one of my other stories, "Oh No, Nott Again," and an original play that I wrote for school. I don't know why, but I am fond of that guy.

rnOh my gosh, this second paragraph of your review is so complimentary that saying 'thank you' doesn't even cut it! I'm really pleased that there are other people who like to read the redonkulous things I write!

Name: hpsupafan (Signed) · Date: 03/31/08 20:07 · For: Chapter 1 and Only
hmmm... a little too dark for my tastes, but still written well. also, why was he itching to kill death. that sounds really moronic. -_-

Author's Response: Hmmm, did I really say he was itching to kill him? I don't remember that! It's so sad, I wrote this so long ago! Well! Anyway, this story had a dark beginning, but I had a whole plot planned out for the rest of the story that was supposed to be a zany madcap adventure story in the style of "Love A Duck!", and I may still write it... I had a smashing surprise ending. But we'll see if I ever get around to it.

Name: trampyone (Signed) · Date: 02/13/08 10:36 · For: Chapter 1 and Only
woo! i love the mcgonagall/voldie pairing! its just so shockingly true. the idea of voldie in love with anyone is amazingly sweet. i love your stories the way salt loves vingear

Author's Response: Awww, thank you! I'm stil not sure whether Voldemort actually loves Minnie, thinks he loves her, or if they have a Voldemort/Bellatrix type relationship and he just uses her while she actually loves him. Because unfortunately, I have not continued this story! ^_^

Name: Pafoo (Signed) · Date: 01/21/08 18:07 · For: Chapter 1 and Only
Well, first off, that story was extremely hardcore. I loved the way you made Morminter condescending to Voldemort - and Voldemort can't do a thing. Hilarious, really.

I loved the line where Deathly says, "Immortals - eventually, they all die." (paraphrased) It's quite true, you know.

The line in which Deathly tells Voldemort to renew his liscense reminded me of a scene from the hilarious movie "Hot Fuzz," where, after watching the movie "Bad Boys II," a police officer comments, "Well, it *was* enjoyable, but completely unrealistic. First off, can you imagine the sort of paperwork that would be required after doing all that?" Very funny mental image.

And I loved the part where Deathly says, "Come on, everyone knows about Snape. Even most of the Muggles (which should be capitalized - I can;t remember if it was or not) know about Snape." That was hilarious.

Great story!


Author's Response: WHY, EMERY! Hah, hardcore. Never been called that before. Thanks very much. If you want to see more of Deathly, he features very prominently in a little story called "Oh No, Nott Again," and will appear soon in my forthcoming gauntlet story!

Name: Hermoine13 (Signed) · Date: 11/11/07 13:23 · For: Chapter 1 and Only

Author's Response: I have this really clear image of your expression, and it's hilarious...

Name: Hermoine13 (Signed) · Date: 11/11/07 13:22 · For: Chapter 1 and Only

Author's Response: Hahahahaaha, I get a lot of reviews like this...

Name: flyingphoenix (Signed) · Date: 11/03/07 12:55 · For: Chapter 1 and Only
Ooooooooooh... this will be interesting. I can't wait for more!

Author's Response: Thanks! I'm not sure if I'll ever continue this story, but if I do, it has quite a plot.

Name: James Jameson (Signed) · Date: 10/27/07 18:23 · For: Chapter 1 and Only
haha! good one! I really like the whole expiry date1 it reminds me of my luibrary card

Author's Response: ^_^ I got the idea from my library card. I'm glad you liked it! It was strangely fun to write.

Name: Firkant (Signed) · Date: 09/04/07 6:21 · For: Chapter 1 and Only
ohmigod. I didn't see that one comming. That' s just ... wrong. But I don't know so weird. Oh my god. Minnie and Voldy. I don't think I will be able to sleep to night. Thanks a lot :)

Author's Response: Hehehe, that's how like all the reviews for this story go. ^_^ It was inspired by a dream I had once about how Voldemort was just a figurehead and his girlfriend, McGonagall, was the real one in charge.

Name: SevenAndMoreToGo (Signed) · Date: 08/26/07 2:43 · For: Chapter 1 and Only
This was crisp and funny. I like your imagination and inventiveness. Who would have associated Deathly Hallows with a person? Well done, Schmerg, you deserve the prize! You can be a great children's writer, you know....the generation does need good humour

Author's Response: Oh, thank you so much! I do actually plan to be a children's writer when I grow up... (to use the phrase 'grow up' lightly). Mr. Deathly also appears in the insane story "Oh No, Nott Again."

Name: Love_is_4ever (Signed) · Date: 08/21/07 20:23 · For: Chapter 1 and Only
Hiya Schmerg! First of all, let me say that I absolutely love "The Dark Lord' Blog" and this story isn't far behind! You're an incredible writer! Love your twists!

Proud to be a fellow 'puff of yours!
~ Samarie

Author's Response: Oh, thank you, Samarie! I'm actually planning on continuing this now that DH has come out... I have some verrry interesting ideas.

Name: harrypotterfangirl21 (Signed) · Date: 08/08/07 19:29 · For: Chapter 1 and Only
So we meet again!
*imitates Voldemort and pauses dramatically*
I really liked this story! It's definitely different from your usual wackiness (I'm referring to "The Dark Lord's blog" here), but in a very good way.
I especially liked the description of Mr. Deathly. I could really see him in my head! (Kinda creepy, isn't he?)
Anyway, great story! Can't wait to see what you come up with next!

Author's Response: Thank you! Mr. Deathly has a bad habit of turning up in LOTS of my stories (not just fanfiction, but real life stories as well; he's become quite the diva) and he's glad you think he's an interesting character!

Name: x_peppermint_x (Signed) · Date: 07/21/07 9:05 · For: Chapter 1 and Only
cool. this is soo awesome!! i can't wait till you write more of this story!!

i especially liked the part: “I am speaking of…” he paused dramatically. “Minerva McGonagall.”

well, it's actually the 'he paused dramatically', lol!!


Author's Response: Yeah, why read the real Deathly Hallows when there's this piece of ludicrousness? *Kidding*

Name: marijnemijn (Signed) · Date: 06/18/07 7:17 · For: Chapter 1 and Only
very very very original, good, amazing, magnifficent!!!!
write more!

Author's Response: Thank you! Mr. Deathly is a fun dude to write about!

Name: Cats Can Dissapear (Signed) · Date: 06/16/07 3:50 · For: Chapter 1 and Only
ooooooookayyyyyy. the cliffhanger was...um...interesting..but....McGonagalll?!?!?!!?

Author's Response: Hehehe, I get all kinds of reviews like that!

Name: Pottergirl (Signed) · Date: 05/05/07 17:59 · For: Chapter 1 and Only
McGonagall!? *falls off chair* That would've been believable if it wasn't for the fact that she is of the following

1) She is a Gryffindor (Well, duh!)

2) She is a member of the Order (Then again, so was Snape).

3) She is Head of Gryffindor (Snape was Head of Slytherin...)

4) She has those really yummy cookies that Harry and I like! (Harry doesn't know this, but when I serve detention with her, McGonagall gives me these tasty double chocolate brownieswith mint in the middle! They are also very chewy! Sometimes they have fudge in the middle!)

And that is why McGonagall isn't a Death Eater! 10/10

No one believes she is a Death Eater! They would all die laughing if they found out!

Author's Response: Oooh, but here's why she is a Death Eater: because she knew Tom back in school when he was still handsome, and he was so charismatic that he managed to recruit her then, and she teaches at Hogwarts as a spyyy. Peter Pettigrew is a Gryffindor too. ^_^ The cookie thing made me feel very hungry.

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