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Reviews For Voldy Therapy

Name: GinnyPottterGranger (Signed) · Date: 05/07/11 0:28 · For: A Day in the Life
i really wish you would finish this

Name: clabbert2101 (Signed) · Date: 05/21/08 11:43 · For: An Unwanted Psychiatrist
I'm suffering from humor withdrawls. UPDATE......or I'm going to implode. Please help?!?

Name: Jameswys (Signed) · Date: 09/18/07 20:52 · For: A Day in the Life
great job, i enjoyed it. I hope there is more to come. You have a great beta, too (I love the Dark Lord's Blog).

Name: snapefan2007 (Signed) · Date: 08/14/07 17:31 · For: A Day in the Life
i laughed my pants off... anyways, i think one of the things he talks about with his therapist is his fear of dumbledore... he's a dark lord and knows more about dark magic than dumbledore was...they also need to talk about his insecurities with dying... why is he so afraid of it? and why have such an obsession with harry? harry is a teenager who gets out of things by sheer luck. he's also got hair issues.

Author's Response: Ahhh, put them back on, put them back on!!! :P Part of why he's so afraid of Dumbledore is he's amazed (and a bit jealous) at how long he could grow his beard. Ohhhh, yes, the hair is definitely an issue. What Voldy-fic would this be without making fun of his baldness? And Harry... the Harry thing is a good idea, I like it. Oh, the possibilities... Thanks for the review, and the idea!

Name: harrypotterfangirl21 (Signed) · Date: 08/08/07 14:00 · For: An Unwanted Psychiatrist
I absolutely LOVE this fic! It's hilarious. Please update soon!

Author's Response: Thanks! I'll update ASAP.

Name: moony101 (Signed) · Date: 05/13/07 23:44 · For: An Unwanted Psychiatrist
Ok I know this is humor and you wouldn't have a story if the shrink didn't make it in the door but they made a spell for such times as these- Avada Kadavra
as for things to be covered in session you could cover voldy's fear of death
his incompetent staff ( the wormtai scene)
why he lets lucious show off his feet
why exactly he needs a lord bunnymort ward
what he has done lately to rid the world of the potter brat and why those plans continue to fail
why he likes the snake with red eyes look

Author's Response: Voldy was in a good mood that day - and besides, it was Wormtail who answered the door, not Voldy. Wormtail tends to be dumber than his master, so the "AK" spell didn't immediately come to mind. ;) And about your suggestions... Incompetent staff, Bunnymort wards, and snakey look were all on my list of sessions! It's going to be really interesting... Thanks for the review!!

Name: clabbert2101 (Signed) · Date: 05/03/07 19:11 · For: A Day in the Life
has voldy tried rogaine? what about wearing colorful hats? or wigs?

Author's Response: Actually, the wig thing will come into play sometime very soon... Heehee, you've read my mind! :P

Name: voldie4eva (Signed) · Date: 05/03/07 17:59 · For: A Day in the Life
I heard that you wanted ideas for the therepist, here are a few humble ideas:
Drawing, where the therepist tell voldemort to doodle while they talk
Cat, where Voldemort has to lie down on a comfortable bed, let a cat lie on top of him, and the (worst yet) pet the cat without killing it
Mint tea, well lots of people say mint tea is good for soothing
Staring, where Voldemort has to stare at a picture (maybe of Harry Potter?) and say aloud whatever comes into his head

Hope some of these help, I can't wait until the next chapter. Of course, as you know, you don't have to do any of these ideas!

Author's Response: I really like the drawing and cat ideas... Hmm, those could really come in handy... The therapy sessions have no real form to them yet, I'm just going to have Alanna focus on whatever pops into my head as I write, so these are good fillers for some! :) Thanks!!!

Name: Flobberworm93 (Signed) · Date: 05/03/07 15:51 · For: An Unwanted Psychiatrist
Oh my god that is hilarious!!!! I was actually thinking about writing kind of the same thing but . . . now it's taken!!!!! WHY ARE YOU STEALING ALL MY IDEAS!!!!!!!!!!!
GRRRRRRRRRR!!!! Seriously, though, I was laughing so hard it was slightly creepy. You are a genius! Keep it up!!

Author's Response: HA-HA! I stole your idea! Nyah-nyah!! :P Heh. I actually had no idea, so please don't sue me! I'm glad you liked it so much, though. I actually didn't think it was all that funny, but I don't think I recognize my own sense of humor. Weird. Thanks for the review!!! :D

Name: LunaTuna (Signed) · Date: 05/01/07 18:16 · For: A Day in the Life
Simon Cowell... lol!

Author's Response: Heehee, yeah, in the middle of Idol season, I couldn't resist. :D

Name: clabbert2101 (Signed) · Date: 05/01/07 16:53 · For: A Day in the Life
I seriously love this story.

Author's Response: =:D Thanks! *huggles*

Name: MJ_Padfoot (Signed) · Date: 05/01/07 16:49 · For: A Day in the Life
He did, however, use lots and lots of shampoo, making sure his scalp was carefully and thoroughly cleaned, in case of any stray hairs that he hoped might be growing there.

Maybe Voldemort should try using conditioner.

He called for Wormtail, who lived in the closet

*giggles* Hahahaha! I don't see why this is making me laugh, but I love that line! I also love this part: Voldemort quickly scanned through the Morning Prophet, occasionally blasting a hole through the paper wherever he read the words “Harry Potter,”
“happy,” “bunnies,” “Department of Mysteries,” or “hair.”

I can tell that Voldemort isn't a Morning person too. I love this so-called cave of Voldy's and how he wishes that he has hair. It's killing me! SO very funny! Rubber Ducky! Hahahahaha! I love rubber ducks (Rubber Ducky-one of my humor fics) The portrait was Voldemort’s pride and joy... I didn't know that Voldemort could have joy! Amazing!

...one of Bella’s large Dark Lord cookies, baked in the shape of Harry Potter’s head. He enjoyed demolishing it. Favorite part! I love this line! I also love this line: “A hairdryer,” said Voldemort quietly, “is no good reason to miss work, Wormtail.” At least you get to use a hairdryer... “I have no choice... but to punish you...”

This is a great chapter Trish! I love the description and I was cracking up the whole time! I have more hair than Voldy! Hahaha! *huggles* I love this! ~MJ PS. Did you notice that your Bio got deleted by a mod? Just wondering...

Author's Response: Wow, such a long review! (And when I thought up the rubber duck thing, I actually thought about your story and wondered, "will she notice...?" LoL) Glad you liked so much about it. It was actually really really hard for me to write, so I'm glad it turned out OK. The third chapter is being written right now! Thanks for the review!!! (PS. No, I didn't notice. Thanks for pointing that out. ARGH! >:( Now I've gotta remake my whole darned bio...)

Name: Karma_k2 (Signed) · Date: 04/12/07 2:52 · For: An Unwanted Psychiatrist
^_^ I can't wait to see Volders psycho-analysed!

Author's Response: Oh my gosh, Alanna's just going to blow him to bits! The next chapter won't have any of her in it (Sneak preview: it will take place at Voldy's office! :P), but the two after that she's going to be in her element. I kinda feel sorry for Fruitcake... ;) Thanks for the review!!!

Name: BeautifulDreamer07 (Signed) · Date: 03/21/07 21:20 · For: An Unwanted Psychiatrist
That...was...BRILLIANT! I smiled the whole way through that. I just love humorfic!Voldy. lol. That was amazing. Update soon! I'm adding this to my faves!

Author's Response: Yay, a fave!! :P Thanks! I'm glad you liked it that much... I'm waiting on chapter 2 back from my beta, so that should be up in about a week... Hopefully... Anyways, thanks for the luverly review, BeautifulDreamer! *huggles*

Name: samiseriouslyam (Signed) · Date: 03/13/07 22:34 · For: An Unwanted Psychiatrist
Yay! Brilliant! Confuzzaled Voldermort! *sniff* Poor Mr. Tibbles. *sniff* Poor Nagini. No more Coke... I have friends who would probably die! GREAT CHAPTER! I like Alanna, but who's the mother? I'm duty bound to my buddy Sarah to tell her who she gets to kill!
I'm just kidding, okay!? *dodges perhaps imaginary blunt objects the author is presumably throwing at me.*

Author's Response: Confuzzled?! Yay! There's actually one other person in this world who uses that word besides me! :P Everything about Alanna's background will be revealed in time! I just finished writing a whole big outline of her life, so I'm very proud of myself on that. But don't worry-- you'll see! Oh... and I sympathize with Sarah. Completely. *sighs* Not enough Sirius to go around, is there...? Oh, and by the way, I really love your penname! So awesome!!! Well, anyway, thanks for the review, samiseriouslyam!

Name: Obsessive (Signed) · Date: 03/06/07 17:27 · For: An Unwanted Psychiatrist
HEHEHE. Loving the concept of the story! Can't wait to read more!

Author's Response: Glad you like it! (I think I say that to everybody. Hmm...) The next chapter is almost ready to be sent to my beta, so hang in there! ;) Thank you for the review!!!

Name: Ravenclaws_Wolf (Signed) · Date: 03/05/07 22:58 · For: An Unwanted Psychiatrist
LOL rabbit ovadosed on caffeine!

Author's Response: Poor, poor Mr. Tibbins. *sniff* LoL yeah, I love that part too. It was actually my beta's idea (the great Winged Artemis!), but it worked well into the story. Glad you like it so far!!!

Name: enchanted_wolf_gal (Signed) · Date: 03/05/07 20:26 · For: An Unwanted Psychiatrist
HAH! I'm gonna add THIS one to my favs! HAH!

Author's Response: Yay! This seems to be my most popular fic... Maybe people flock most to the humor section... But anyways, I'm really happy you're putting it on your faves! Thanks for the reviewee!! :P

Name: Vivvie (Signed) · Date: 03/05/07 18:48 · For: An Unwanted Psychiatrist
I liked it!

Please continue!

Author's Response: I will! I'm glad you liked it, and thanks for reviewing to let me know!! The next chapter is nearly ready to be sent to my beta!!! :)

Name: HPwizzzard (Signed) · Date: 03/05/07 15:35 · For: An Unwanted Psychiatrist
Oh, very amusing so far! I especially like your characterization of Peter. But does Voldy know how the Girl Scout Cookie system works? You place an order, THEN, in a year or so, we come back with your cookies. And I want to know more about Alanna. Who is her mother? How did she find out Sirius was her dad? Does he even know she exists?

Author's Response: Oh well. Voldemort doesn't like to do things the conventional way, I guess! ;) (No really... I think I forgot about that. Hmph.) Oh, but we will find out more about Alanna as the story goes on! I couldn't just introduce such an awesome character without giving some background details!!! :) So don't worry... All will be revealed! Thanks for the review!!!

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